Apple Co-Founder Wants to Be Australian Citizen

[vienna]

http://finance.yahoo.com/news/apple-co-founder-become-australian-160413129.html

What do you know? A 1%-er who is not giving up on the US over taxes and is doing so instead because of technology and the lack of US telecommunication regulation...

Is that Satan I see ice skating over there? :haha:

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[Jimbuna]

Could have a thing for Mr Assange :hmm2:

[AVGWarhawk]

Maybe he likes kangaroos.

[TarJak]

He's barking up the wrong gum tree if he thinks he'll get a good internet connection out here in the next 12 months. Our world famous best of breed soopa doopa National Broadband Network is behind schedule and over budget already and only the trial sites have been connected. Where I live it will be 3 years before they start work on it

[Jimbuna]

No worries...you can always revert to plan B :)

http://wiki.answers.com/Q/How_did_the_Aboriginal_people_communicate

[TarJak]

I'd settle for a length of string and a couple of tin cans

[nikimcbee]

I think the test for citizenship is:
Drink a 6 pack of ............Fosters:up:
Own 6 pairs of tan shorts
Own a jungle hat.


Then, you're part of the club.

[TarJak]

croc handling skills are a must also as we have a vacancy:
http://t1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcTaxHFqamAJOC_RZpWEswXcy7Ut8ywUB Ps1faMaEmShyF5rDYV2mrSccZP4

[Jimbuna]

http://www.demotivationalposters.org/image/demotivational-poster/1003/redemption-steve-irwin-crocodile-hunter-funny-demotivational-poster-1269831741.jpg