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eddie
09-19-12, 12:49 PM
We are not going to invade!:haha:

http://worldnews.nbcnews.com/_news/2012/09/19/13957722-state-department-no-secret-plan-to-invade-canada?lite
Herr-Berbunch
09-19-12, 12:53 PM
Well if it's a secret they're obviously going to deny it. :doh:
soopaman2
09-19-12, 01:06 PM
Maybe they got confused after playing Fallout 3, and thought our invasion of Canada to secure Alaska from the Chinese was a real threat?

Maybe you guys should have let us pass through!
vienna
09-19-12, 01:18 PM
Not so fast...

It seems someone is stealing Canada one bit at a time:


http://news.blogs.cnn.com/2012/08/31/millions-of-dollars-in-maple-syrup-stolen/

http://www.minyanville.com/trading-and-investing/commodities-and-options/articles/crop-theft-canada-maple-syrup-potatoes/8/31/2012/id/43666


Well if it's a secret they're obviously going to deny it. :doh:

All I'm saying to the Canadians is, if you see someone in a sombrero or someone who looks like a "tourist" from the US, watch out for your your holdings...

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Jimbuna
09-19-12, 01:26 PM
Having read the article it's possible it might be Mexico and not the US :o
Sailor Steve
09-19-12, 01:38 PM
Having read the article it's possible it might be Mexico and not the US :o
So, we should revel in our illegal visitors, because they're really just passing through on the way north?

COOL! :rock:
Tribesman
09-19-12, 01:51 PM
It is a sneaky ploy to try and lull the Canadian military into a false sense of security.
Jimbuna
09-19-12, 01:52 PM
So, we should revel in our illegal visitors, because they're really just passing through on the way north?

COOL! :rock:

Call it 'expansion of ones empire' :)
vienna
09-19-12, 01:54 PM
...and, thus, it began...


http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m2r166AmYW1qc9z1to1_500.jpg



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u crank
09-19-12, 06:25 PM
It is a sneaky ploy to try and lull the Canadian military into a false sense of security.

Yer kiddin', right.:hmmm:



http://www.mackaycartoons.net/2004/2004-10-08.jpg
Platapus
09-19-12, 06:51 PM
Hate to tell ya, but yeah, we do have a plan on invading Canada. We have such a plan for every country in the world. It is called contingency planning and we have entire units that do nothing but this type of planning.

Of course having a contingency plan does not mean that we ever hope to implement it. But the plan is there and updated. :yep:
August
09-19-12, 08:24 PM
Hate to tell ya, but yeah, we do have a plan on invading Canada. We have such a plan for every country in the world. It is called contingency planning and we have entire units that do nothing but this type of planning.

Of course having a contingency plan does not mean that we ever hope to implement it. But the plan is there and updated. :yep:

Don't most of those plans detail what went wrong during any previous attempts to invade? That'd sure make some interesting reading!
U570
09-20-12, 01:10 AM
I want to see the Canadian contingency plan.
What went wrong: Didn't starve the population.
What needs doing: Steal all the maple syrup.
:hmm2::know::har::har:
August
09-20-12, 07:17 AM
I want to see the Canadian contingency plan.
What went wrong: Didn't starve the population.
What needs doing: Steal all the maple syrup.
:hmm2::know::har::har:

Yeah and don't put your troops on a death march across Maine and expect the survivors to do the job you sent them to do.
Penguin
09-20-12, 08:54 AM
Nobody said that they US won't invade. The speaker just said that that there are no secret plans - which are not needed because the plan's already out in the open:http://www.mentalfloss.com/blogs/archives/139580 :know:
vienna
09-20-12, 12:17 PM
http://www.crossed-flag-pins.com/Friendship-Pins/Canada/Flag-Pins-Canada-Mexico.jpg


http://sctv.org/characters/mckenzie/bobanddoug.jpg

"Buenos dias, eh?"

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EDIT:


A photo of the suspect in the maple syrup heist just came in:


http://ferrebeekeeper.files.wordpress.com/2010/07/mrs-butterworth.jpg


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soopaman2
09-20-12, 05:25 PM
Yeah and don't put your troops on a death march across Maine and expect the survivors to do the job you sent them to do.



Just saying, we got more than muskets now, and we can fly our artillery past the muddy ground, rather than rolling it.

Canada better beware. ;)

My question is, if the Brits will be able to burn our Capitol again in the aftermath. My money is on us.:D

edit: they got oil, we love to invade for oil, plus they got maple syrup, more than any middle eastern craphole has. Uncle Sam wants you Canada!
Jimbuna
09-20-12, 05:28 PM
Sounds a bit 'old news' to me.
u crank
09-20-12, 06:11 PM
Just saying, we got more than muskets now, and we can fly our artillery past the muddy ground, rather than rolling it.

Canada better beware. ;)

My question is, if the Brits will be able to burn our Capitol again in the aftermath. My money is on us.:D

edit: they got oil, we love to invade for oil, plus they got maple syrup, more than any middle eastern craphole has. Uncle Sam wants you Canada!

Maple syrup is the bait.

The future. Get ready eh. :har:


http://www.the-tribulation-network.com/images/map06.JPG
soopaman2
09-20-12, 06:18 PM
Maple syrup is the bait.

The future. Get ready eh. :har:


http://www.the-tribulation-network.com/images/map06.JPG


Glad to see New Jersey is included in the new empire. I love pancakes.:rock:
u crank
09-20-12, 06:36 PM
Glad to see New Jersey is included in the new empire. I love pancakes.:rock:

Okay. Please raise your right hand. Repeat after me......:O: