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STEED
09-02-12, 06:32 AM
Your Mission is Dangerous..

In fact very dangerous but also very important.

Anti-Venom Running Low For Deadliest Spider

Life-saving anti-venom is in short supply for the treatment of bites from the world's deadliest spider.

A funnel-web spider bite can kill a human in just hours if the anti-venom is not injected into the victim but supplies in Australia are running at less than 50%.
Now experts who milk the poison from the spiders to create anti-venom are appealing to the Australian public to catch the deadly creatures so they can increase stocks....

http://uk.news.yahoo.com/anti-venom-running-low-deadliest-spider-010003163.html

It's time for you to do your bit....Good Luck.

BossMark
09-02-12, 07:57 AM
Yes to all Aussies go and do your duty and go and catch these spiders :yep:

Schroeder
09-02-12, 08:50 AM
Yes to all Aussies go and do your duty and go and catch these spiders :yep:
Which will most likely result in plenty of people being bitten and lots of anti venom being necessary, which will lead to low stocks ...:doh:

BossMark
09-02-12, 10:31 AM
Which will most likely result in plenty of people being bitten and lots of anti venom being necessary, which will lead to low stocks ...:doh:
Point taken, so their must some experts out there who are capable of catching these spiders with out being bitten :hmmm:

Jimbuna
09-02-12, 10:46 AM
Which will most likely result in plenty of people being bitten and lots of anti venom being necessary, which will lead to low stocks ...:doh:

Precisely...and end up at critical levels :huh:

Not much chance of TarJak catching anything in boots left outdoors on an evening...I've shared a Texas hotel room with him and believe you me....his feet are more venomous (odour wise) than any funnel web :har:

TarJak
09-03-12, 06:46 AM
Interesting, not heard anything about this on the news over here. Might have to do a bit of spider hunting. Now where did I put me gun?

Schroeder
09-03-12, 12:04 PM
Now where did I put me gun?
5 minutes later in TrJak's backyard....
http://foto.arcor-online.net/palb/alben/54/1012554/3131386162626230.jpg

TarJak
09-03-12, 03:58 PM
That puny popgun is no good for spider hunting:

http://www.5ad.org/gun.jpg

mapuc
09-03-12, 04:04 PM
^ TarJak, how big spider do you have in Australia?? Just wondering, must be some huge, by the size of the "gun" you going to use.

Markus

kiwi_2005
09-03-12, 04:07 PM
They have funnel webs spiders in Australia :o Man i hate spiders. Beetles ok, Wetas, ok any other creepy crawlie no problem but spiders. I run. :haha:

Jimbuna
09-03-12, 04:40 PM
Looks like they've found one in Townsville :hmm2:

http://www.travelblog.org/Photos/494625

nikimcbee
09-03-12, 05:09 PM
http://operationsanta.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/funnelcake.jpg

oops, not that kind of funnel. My bad.

Sailor Steve
09-03-12, 05:15 PM
^ TarJak, how big spider do you have in Australia??

http://i14.photobucket.com/albums/a325/SailorSteve/die-shelob-burn_o_559748.jpg

nikimcbee
09-04-12, 01:37 AM
I see your spider and raise you one.
http://desmond.imageshack.us/Himg525/scaled.php?server=525&filename=spiderq28tw1.jpg&res=landing

http://desmond.imageshack.us/Himg525/scaled.php?server=525&filename=spiderq30ji1.jpg&res=landing

(yes I took the photo)

nikimcbee
09-04-12, 01:41 AM
On a side note, Tarjak is gunna be a little busy for the next few months, so milk your own spiders.


....or ring Reece.:hmmm::D

Cybermat47
09-04-12, 02:17 AM
DON'T LOOK AT ME!
SRSLY GUYS JUST COS I HAD A PET REDBACK.

TarJak
09-04-12, 06:51 AM
On a side note, Tarjak is gunna be a little busy for the next few months, so milk your own spiders.


....or ring Reece.:hmmm::D

No funnel webs down his way AFAIK.

mookiemookie
09-04-12, 08:24 AM
TarJak - your fantasy football team needs you. You have a trade offer. :D

TarJak
09-04-12, 10:31 PM
TarJak - your fantasy football team needs you. You have a trade offer. :D

Deal done

nikimcbee
09-04-12, 11:48 PM
Deal done

Did you trade San Fran for 5 magic beans?

TarJak
09-05-12, 01:02 AM
Did you trade San Fran for 5 magic beans?

Nope I got a bottle of scotch and a low rent hooker.:D