Japanese artist cooks and serves own genitalia at a banquet in Tokyo

[mookiemookie]

Mao Sugiyama, a self-described "asexual" from Tokyo, cooked up, seasoned and served his own genitalia to five diners at a swanky banquet in Japan last month, Calorie Lab reported.

Ehhhh....I don't think I want breakfast anymore.

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/05/24/asexual-mao-sugiyama-cooks-serves-own-genitals_n_1543307.html

[STEED]

I would expect this sort of story from jim.

Must be busy in the pub getting rat-arsed. :rotfl2:

[Penguin]

http://img545.imageshack.us/img545/7664/1tpwy8.gif

[clive bradbury]

I'm not sure that this story is true. Sounds like complete bollocks to me....

[u crank]

It's gotta be true. You can't make this stuff up. :haha:

And for his next..... wait, I don't want to know. :huh:

[Betonov]

It's gotta be true. You can't make this stuff up. :haha:



And it's from Japan :D

[mookiemookie]

Sounds like complete bollocks to me....

So does the meal.

[Hottentot]

For five diners? The ladies are going to hate him for the rest of his life.

[soopaman2]

So people ate this delicious manmeat?
Did he at least serve wasabi with it?


As a (retired) professional troll, I find this worthy of lulz.

I commend this man, for going the extra mile to produce RAAAAAAAGE.:O:

Way farther than I would go for a laugh.

And why the heck would you admit to it? And I want pics of the desecrated private regions or it didn't happen!:D I have to call SHENANNIGANS,but....

This is Japan. I once saw a clip of a priest crapping into the mouth of a woman in a bridal gown. I lol'd. Then I realized what being nuked can do to your future generations and felt sad.

Just kidding, I giggled.:D (in a mocking way, not a tittilated way!)
Human depravity at it's finest.

[Tribesman]

Bollocks?:D

[mookiemookie]

And why the heck would you admit to it? And I want pics of the desecrated private regions or it didn't happen!:D I have to call SHENANNIGANS,but....


Be careful what you wish for: http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/05/24/asexual-mao-sugiyama-cooks-serves-own-genitals_n_1543307.html#slide=1019016

[soopaman2]

Bollocks?:D

We normal humans only wish.

I cannot say that is the case, and all my above jokes aside, I can believe this.

I am not advocating you look this up or view this...it is graphic, and vile, and unwatchable by most. You been warned.

But I came across something a few years back, called "the pain Olympics"

I'll spare you having to watch it, but it was people (men) severing thier own uhh...:oops:

So when I see stuff like this, I am not surprised, and slightly amused, as laughing at the stupid and inept has been a human pastime for 5000+ years.

[Betonov]

thanks for the nightmares mookie :shifty:

[CaptainHaplo]

Talk about false reporting....

The first sentence of the article says:

"This chef's got balls."

I have to point it out....

NOT ANYMORE!
:dead:

[Red October1984]

WHAT THE HELL?


I thought I'd heard it all.


:Kaleun_Sick:

[Takeda Shingen]

Eww.

[Pisces]

Safe to say: He lost his marbles!

[razark]

I have to point it out....

NOT ANYMORE!

Hey, any good chef keeps extra ingredients around, just in case.

[CCIP]

I think that explains this Japanese commercial: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tH0xhGNiJkw

:dead:

[Oberon]

Well, I guess he...

http://gifsoup.com/webroot/animatedgifs/188381_o.gif

...Just got served...

http://miniganb.files.wordpress.com/2012/06/csi_miami_yeah.jpg

[Jimbuna]

It'll be a while before I view meatballs and sausages the way I used to :hmm2:

[soopaman2]

At least we do not have to worry about his artistic genetics polluting the gene pool.

I hope the attention he got was worth it.

Perhaps instead of people telling him how artistic and visionary he was, they should have been telling him to see a shrink. As genital mutilation is a serious mental disorder.

I am a bit of an artsy-fartsy type, philosophical by nature, but I fail to see any reason for this besides "LOOK AT ME!"

I thought I was nuts...I depend on people like this to validate (and/or amuse) me.:D

[nikimcbee]

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[Jimbuna]

http://img411.imageshack.us/img411/6260/222vlf.jpg (http://imageshack.us/photo/my-images/411/222vlf.jpg/)

[nikimcbee]

http://img411.imageshack.us/img411/6260/222vlf.jpg (http://imageshack.us/photo/my-images/411/222vlf.jpg/)

He'd better watch out, if one of those Japanese whaling ships sees him...:o

[Cybermat47]

D'ya want to know how I got these scars?