Are you prepared?-only 6 month left

[mapuc]

Today is 21th of june and we only have 6 month left of our life.

According to this 21122012 conspiracy.

NO! I do not believe in all these events and if something should happen, so be it.

although I do not believe in any global catastrophe, I can not say that it will not occur any kind of disaster on local or regional level

From the first time I heard of this conspiracy it has changed alot-from a simple magnetic tipover to some huge solar system passing by.

That's why I can't take any of this serious.

But and it's a big but. Every one is thinking, like I did, in earthquake, meteor, a.s.o when I heard the sentence "end of the world" But what if we get a global economical breakdown?

I think that's more plausible that some global earthquake or the earth tip over(north becomes south)

Markus

[Takeda Shingen]

And all this after we just put civilization back together following the disasterous fallout of Y2K.

[BossMark]

Well at least if it does happen the UK will be rid of this horrid Tory lead government :har:

[WernherVonTrapp]

I'm certain that nothing significant will happen on that date.:know:

[mookiemookie]

No, the world is going to end on December 31st, 2012. The calendar I got at WalMart ends there, so that's gotta be the end of the world. :know:

[Raptor1]

Because of the universal law of irony, I think there are only two real possibilities:

1. Something absolutely catastrophic will actually happen on December 21st, 2012.

2. Something absolutely catastrophic will, instead, happen on December 22nd, 2012.

[Stealhead]

I wonder with the many time zones and the international date line does the world end one time zone at a time?:hmmm:

If so Russia will take a while.I feel sorry for anyone living in UTC zulu hour those in UTC -1 have all the time in the world.

Would it be better to be near the equator or one of the poles?

[Egan]

Well at least if it does happen the UK will be rid of this horrid Tory lead government :har:

Oh I don't know. In this case I think the Tories have prepared us well for an apocalyptic future of ever increasing hideousness.

My only question is: how the hell are we ever going to tell the difference?

[Herr-Berbunch]

I hope something big happens somewhere, anywhere, soon. When it does it will be entirely natural in taking out half of mankind, wiping the slate. Giving the world a chance to recover so we can screw it over again in another dozen millennia or so.

It's what it does, and it's meant to be.

:salute:

[Penguin]

I have a box of storm matches, I am well prepared! :up:

I wonder with the many time zones and the international date line does the world end one time zone at a time?:hmmm:


No problem mate, I can warn you then. When things go down here, you still have some hours left. :yep:
Speakin of: what's this? OMG, noooo, this can't be, it's AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaarrrrrrgggggggggghhhhhhhhh. ...... :dead:

[vienna]

There is an ad airing for a televangelist in which he declares the world will not end in December because the Bible is very specific as to how the world will end and the Mayan calendar does not fit the Biblical prophecy. So there: their apocalyptic myth trumps the Mayans. Case closed... :D

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[JU_88]

How does one 'prepare for death' exactly? Should I lay down in a coffin on December 21st? :hmmm:
End of the world conspiries come and go, weather its a polar shift, Mayan Calender, preplanned WW3, the Illuminati, Y2k.... or whatever.
Dont waste your time with this stuff Maupac, the world could end tomorrow or in another 4 billion years so there is no point in even thinking about it.
Lets just enjoy what we have, while we have it :D

What the deal with conspiricy crazies and the 'fluoride' anyway? whats the thinking behind it?
Evil Government puts fluoride in the water in the hope that a minority of us might getting cancer one day?
Oh that er.... genius.
or they could just cut the tax on tobacco, it will get the job done alot quicker.

[Harald_Lange]

6 months, six years, six days, who really cares?

[vienna]

6 months, six years, six days...


Oh, wow, you don't think this is another sign, do you?... :)

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[u crank]

http://suggyman.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/tumblr_kvj4pozxRn1qzvqipo1_400.jpg

[mapuc]

I am not gonna sell everything that I own or quit my future job as some did before 11-11-11.

And there's 2 reason why

1-If there's no "end of the world" I got nothing except some money

2. If something happens that day- I will most probably be dead or the money is of no use.

Markus

[mapuc]

How does one 'prepare for death' exactly? Should I lay down in a coffin on December 21st? :hmmm:
End of the world conspiries come and go, weather its a polar shift, Mayan Calender, preplanned WW3, the Illuminati, Y2k.... or whatever.
Dont waste your time with this stuff Maupac, the world could end tomorrow or in another 4 billion years so there is no point in even thinking about it.
Lets just enjoy what we have, while we have it :D

What the deal with conspiricy crazies and the 'fluoride' anyway? whats the thinking behind it?
Evil Government puts fluoride in the water in the hope that a minority of us might getting cancer one day?
Oh that er.... genius.
or they could just cut the tax on tobacco, it will get the job done alot quicker.

Ohh JU 88
I'm not some kind of a anxious wreck when it comes to this 21122012 thing, I'm much more worried about my economy today and in the nearest future.

I love to see those videos on youtube

and none of the video I have seen has convinced me most of them are very poor made when it comes to the scientific part.

In several of these videos, it is said that a gigantic solar system, which should be larger than ours is coming our way. This system and our would be as closest about the end of December 2012.Don't you think that, this "alien" solar system should be visible now?

In other videos they talk about some mega asteroids that will hit us on that day and after that, there will be famines and third world war.

Excuse me if a mega asteroid hit us, we will with 110% certainty, be dead every one of us and who is going to fight this war

these videos are funny to watch, but if you want some serious space science, then watch, as I do, NASA and JPL

I'm 150 % sure that you and I will have some kind of discussion after the 21th of december this year and we will wish each other merry Xmas and happy new year 2012, 2013, 2014 a.s.o

Markus

[Safe-Keeper]

How does one 'prepare for death' exactly? Should I lay down in a coffin on December 21st?Sell off all your hygienic appliances and buy all grey and brown clothing, and an antique firearm. Practice looking really glum.

http://cinefantastiqueonline.com/wp-content/uploads/road.jpg

[RundownJet]

If the world Ends..Nobody will hear my "Great" one-liners!:haha:

[Reece]

How does one 'prepare for death' exactly? Should I lay down in a coffin on December 21st? :hmmm:

Stand and salute!!:salute:

But don't worry, the day of the Lord will come unexpectedly, no one will know!!:yep:

[Sailor Steve]

Because of the universal law of irony, I think there are only two real possibilities:

1. Something absolutely catastrophic will actually happen on December 21st, 2012.

2. Something absolutely catastrophic will, instead, happen on December 22nd, 2012.
It's never that simple.




It will happen January 13, 2013.
:rotfl2:

[Reece]

It will happen January 13, 2013.
:rotfl2:
http://i14.photobucket.com/albums/a325/SailorSteve/WhoCat3.jpg
I concurs!

[kiwi_2005]

:Kaleun_Applaud:

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[kiwi_2005]

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:Kaleun_Applaud:

[TLAM Strike]

You know its possible the Mayans encountered a transient Lorentzian wormhole with its apertures located in the same spot on Earth somewhere between 2000 BC and 2012 AD.

They peeked through and saw their cities in 2012 abandoned and overgrown with jungle and assumed it was all over in 2012.

:hmm2:

Or scarier they peeked though the event horizon and saw New York or LA and thought the lack of human sacrifices and soccer with human heads meant the end of it all...

... ok they probably didn't see a glimpse of LA...

:D
That reminds me of a passage in the book (http://www.subsim.com/radioroom/showpost.php?p=1899655&postcount=954) I'm reading...

"[you're in] the Best Western Media Center Inn and Suites, in Burbank."
"Is that a planet? What system is it in?"
"You're on Earth, you moron."
"Was there an apocalypse?"

[Stealhead]

The way I see it everyone has a last day on earth just like a jug of milk we all have an expiration date we just don't know what it is and some people most I recon have lucked out and missed a chance at dying at least once others several times.You never know when it might happen or how but it is going to happen and probably not in your sleep so you might as well try and make the best of the hand you got dealt.

[TLAM Strike]

The way I see it everyone has a last day on earth just like a jug of milk we all have an expiration date we just don't know what it is and some people most I recon have lucked out and missed a chance at dying at least once others several times.You never know when it might or how so you might as try and make the best of the hand you got dealt.

Actually if you locked your self in a box with no way to see in or out you would never die.

Take THAT mortality!

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[Stealhead]

The trade off of course between you and the cat you would manage to have philosophical discussions for about 6 months then the cat would get bored and leave.

After the cat leaves you would talk to yourself for another 6 moths eventually loosing your mind and coming to believe that your are Admiral Fluffy in command of the Mighty
Nuclear Kazoo Band.

[STEED]

http://www.doheth.co.uk/toons/futurama/bender-1.png
WOOHOO...LETS GET LOOTING.

[mapuc]

Should anything happen on 21th of december it's America that's gonna take the worst hit

.....according to the producer in hollywood

Markus

[Kongo Otto]

Because of the universal law of irony, I think there are only two real possibilities:

1. Something absolutely catastrophic will actually happen on December 21st, 2012.

2. Something absolutely catastrophic will, instead, happen on December 22nd, 2012.

You mean something like Michael Jackson rises from the dead and he looks better than before?
:haha:

[vienna]

.....according to the producer in hollywood


In that case we're safe: the Apocalypse will probably not be greenlighted and, if it is, it will be in development for years, have several re-writes and then be shelved indefinitely...

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[mapuc]

In that case we're safe: the Apocalypse will probably not be greenlighted and, if it is, it will be in development for years, have several re-writes and then be shelved indefinitely...

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That's true.

The day after the 21th of dec. the makes of these 2012-conspiracy, will find an another year and day when it's "end of the world"

Markus

[Platapus]

So Dick Clark dies in the year we are not supposed to have a New Year's Eve. Well played Mayans, well played.

http://www.someecards.com/usercards/viewcard/MjAxMi04OTMxNGQ0ZDIyZDQxZTQw#link