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TLAM Strike
06-20-12, 05:21 PM
http://www.duffelblog.com/2012/06/1st-marine-division-vows-to-pave-way-for-new-corps-changes-unit-logo/


***8220;As we all know, First Marine Division***8217;s official motto is ***8216;No better friend, no worse enemy,***8217;***8221; said spokesman 1st Lt. Alex Lim during a news conference. ***8220;But we want to put more emphasis on the ***8216;better friend***8217; part.***8221;

The division***8217;s logo***8212;famous for its blue diamond, red number one, and branded Guadalcanal***8212;will be replacing the name of one of America***8217;s most famous battles with a less threatening noun: Utopia. It will also have a more pleasant background instead of the dark and intimidating blue color of years past.

***8220;We just wanted to let the world know that while our organization may primarily deal in warfare, that egalitarian society we all dream of is still within our grasp and can be won by the gentle and loving hearts of the Marines in this division,***8221; added Lim. ***8220;By replacing the name of a bygone battle with our hope for the future, we can show the world that we truly are your best friends forever.***8221;

:Kaleun_Sick:

***8220;In fact, we***8217;re certain that a Marine handing out hugs and smiles can do a lot more for the world than one handing out an archaic notion of violence.***8221;
-1st Lt. Alex Lim

How is this person even a Marine? :stare:

Then again we don't wan't people to get the wrong idea about America, just imagine if we had logos like these:
http://img502.imageshack.us/img502/245/38209243.jpg
http://img440.imageshack.us/img440/8336/69572207.jpg
http://img825.imageshack.us/img825/5792/15795236.jpg
you know the logos our enemies use... :-?

:roll:

[yes this is a joke]

August
06-20-12, 05:30 PM
This has to be a joke but I know several Marines who I will thoroughly enjoy teasing the heck out of with this. :D

TLAM Strike
06-20-12, 05:30 PM
This has to be a joke but I know several Marines who I will thoroughly enjoy teasing the heck out of with this. :D

:O:

Yea it is, I edited my 1st post just so everyone knows it is...

Rilder
06-20-12, 09:47 PM
Hmm

http://img801.imageshack.us/img801/1134/nobetterfriend257x300.jpg

Should of just gone full MLP with that.

My Little Marine Division, Naval Invasions are magic. :O:

http://i479.photobucket.com/albums/rr157/antpogo/PonyMarines.jpg

Carthaginian
06-21-12, 01:05 AM
Rilder,

I think I just peed myself laughing.
One of my current patients is a Marine.
He's gonna wake up with that taped to his bed Friday.

Catfish
06-21-12, 04:47 AM
Rilder you owe me a keyboard, at LEAST ! :rotfl2:


Well you know the german army only was in Afghanistan to build schools and help the poor.
At least that is what we could read in our phantastic media. I wonder what the parents of the killed soldiers have to say about that.

And our "head of the state" Mr Koehler had to leave his office when he dared to say that German's economy will also use miltary to secure resources worldwide.

It is all about the official doublespeak, you know there are recycling parks instead scrap- or junkyards etc. etc.

The friendly killer, nothing personal you know :O:

Oberon
06-21-12, 05:50 AM
I was going to post an image to compliment yours Rilder...but nope, I can't go better than that. Well played sir. :salute:

Jimbuna
06-21-12, 05:57 AM
Now if the OP had cited "Royal Marines or Household Cavalry to be disbanded" I may have believed that :shifty:

Oberon
06-21-12, 07:12 AM
Now if the OP had cited "Royal Marines or Household Cavalry to be disbanded" I may have believed that :shifty:

http://i1.kym-cdn.com/entries/icons/original/000/006/216/7nTnr.png

Tarrasque
06-21-12, 08:16 AM
Don't even joke about that. Those **** in charge don't need any encouragement.

Jimbuna
06-21-12, 09:04 AM
http://www.threespeech.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2007/01/cameron1.jpg
You'll just have to wait till next week to find out.

yubba
06-21-12, 07:24 PM
From the halls of Mee Cheelles closet, to the back decks of the Obamas pool, we will fight our battles, in pink lee aaa tards.,,.. First to fight for entitlements, and too enrich the liberal way.,,. we are not the U S Marine Corps

yubba
06-22-12, 08:48 PM
http://funnymilitarypictures.imgs4fun.com/images/05.jpg (http://funnymilitarypictures.imgs4fun.com/index.html#5):o oh dear, no deer, to high off the ground and run too fast.

Takeda Shingen
06-22-12, 09:26 PM
From the halls of Mee Cheelles closet, to the back decks of the Obamas pool, we will fight our battles, in pink lee aaa tards.,,.. First to fight for entitlements, and too enrich the liberal way.,,. we are not the U S Marine Corps

To be fair, Obama has been pretty hawkish; even by far right standards. Can't say that I care for it, but it has been the truth.