Why women are not funny

[Skybird]

I nearly pissed my pants. :D

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I7izJggqCoA&feature=fvwrel

"But now they are pretty and wear less, and care less about the proprieties, and so, (did not understand this part) this might be the acchievement of my essayings, being to make sexier women try harder to amuse me. Well, that was my whole plan to start off with."

[STEED]

This is clearly not British humour....BORING. :zzz:

[Tribesman]

So when it comes to women its only "the dykes and the jews" who are funny:doh:
Not Hitchens finest monment is it.

[Schroeder]

This is clearly not British humour....BORING. :zzz:
There was humour in there? I switched off after I was half way through.:yawn:

[joegrundman]

So when it comes to women its only "the dykes and the jews" who are funny:doh:
Not Hitchens finest monment is it.

it is indeed not Hitchens' finest moment.

[Skybird]

Hm. We had almost tears in the eyes here, laughing.

Let's call it humour for the advanced, then. :D

Well. I never had a single laugh for Fawlty Towers and stopped watching it soon due to boredom, I could not connect it in any way to the humour the same makers showed in Monthy Python episodes, so... c'est la vie... http://www.smileygarden.de/smilie/Fragend/41.gif (http://www.smileygarden.de)

[Tribesman]

Well. I never had a single laugh for Fawlty Towers and stopped watching it soon due to boredom,
Don't mention the war.:rotfl2:

[Platapus]

This is clearly not British humour....BORING. :zzz:

There was humour in there? I switched off after I was half way through.:yawn:

Yeah, I would agree.

[Spoon 11th]

Watch Lisa Lampanelli on Youtube if you like shock comedy.

Edit: Samurai navy, eh? mkay.

[gimpy117]

It was very offensive yes, But honestly It made sense. Almost every female comedian I have seen is emulating man's humor

[Skybird]

It seems to me that you guys have COMPLETELY missed the subtelty in Hitchen's comment. And that it was a reply in a greater context deriving from a distance-"duel" between him and certain others.

That is not meant serious, and never was, and as far as I know also was not answered in a blood-serious meaning by any of the mentioned ladies.

He was extremely humorous and did not take any of what he said serious - just played the joke over two or three cushions. Compared to the dryness of his joking, the desert is a moist if not even wet place. ;)

Just look at his face, and the very subtle mimic, especially that which is almost not there! Almost... I am sure he struggled hard not to laugh out loud and spoil it all.

Boy, his whole reasoning on why from a point of evolution women do not even need to be funny, is a joke! The whole clip is! Must I poke a telephone pole into your eyes to raise your attention? :D He is pulling your legs, and their legs - and you all fall for it! :haha:

Well, as I said: humour for the advanced. :D

[Tribesman]

It seems to me that you guys have COMPLETELY missed the subtelty in Hitchen's comment. And that it was a reply in a greater context deriving from a distance-"duel" between him and certain others.

Rule #1 of comedy, if you have to explain it it ain't comedy.

[Onkel Neal]

Yeah, not to mention, we're not "advanced" enough:hmmm:

[Skybird]

Yeah, not to mention, we're not "advanced" enough:hmmm:Okay, note to myself: in the future only jokes of sitcom niveau, delivered with a sledgehammer or a hydraulic ram. No subtelties and nothing that stresses awareness beyond early wake-up point. Collapsing buildings or exploding cars would be helpful to hold listener's attention.
:DL

[Onkel Neal]

There you go again, subtly suggesting the rest of us are beneath you. Why, Sky, why? :-?

[Betonov]

There you go again, subtly suggesting the rest of us are beneath you. Why, Sky, why? :-?

subtly :hmmm:


''If you can't make a woman laugh, you wont get laid''

Definately not Hitchens best work. So many of my crushes fell for boring humorless attractive men and I was left doing solo stand-ups that I just want to dig him out and hit him in the face

[Skybird]

There you go again, subtly suggesting the rest of us are beneath you. Why, Sky, why? :-?

Since the joke made is not by me but Hitchens, your implication targets thew wrong guy. If it were like you say then I implied that the rest of you is n ot beneath me, but Hitchens.


But now its really becoming absurd, eh? "Humor für Fortgeschrittene" - humour for the advanced - is not necessarily a German idiom that everybody uses, but it is used not rarely and not by few people nevertheless to indicate there is a humpour in a joke that maybe is not totally obvious to perceive and thus needs a little knowledge about something, or some brainwork done to get two loose ends tied together. Or it indicates that the sarcasm in a joke's point is especially grim. The phrase actually is funny in itself.

Wanting to show by this video that Hitchens was mocking Jews and lesbians, is hilarious, when you know Hitchens a bit - he had gay friends in his close social circle, namels gay actor Stephen Fry, and he defended him and gays in general with his wellknown determination and ferocity in public, in speeches, in interviews. Nor did Hitchens hold a derogatory attitude towards women. But in that video he made fun by acting as if he were that antisemitic, chauvinistic racist piece of crap for sure, and he did so with a bitterly serious face (with sometimes a hint of a desperately supressed grin flying over his lips if you look carefully), which already was hilarious in itself if you know Hitchens a bit both by what he used to say, and evenly important: how he said and wrote things, and it then culiminated in his "explanation" of how things turned out to be the way he planned them to be from all beginning on: that now the girls wear less, care less for manners, and try harder to amuse him. :lol:

You want to see the big bad wolf - and he gives you one to see. Considering the comments and how theyx completely miss the point, it seems the wolf Hitchens set up was very big and bad indeed! :lol: I admit somtimes I do like that myself in the forum and act as the unscrupulous bad guy that some people depict me as.

Humour for the advanced, and the ball played over several cushions. :DL

I have not only seen some Hitchens viudeos on youtube, I mainly base in my view og him on the two only books by him that are available in German - God is not great; and his biograophy - and in English his book on Thomas Jefferson.

Hitchens - a chauvinist supressing women? A gay hater, and anti-semite?

:har: Oh the irony in that!

[Schroeder]

Ok, so some back gound knowledge about him was necessary to understand that. This was my first "contact" with this guy so I didn't know anything about him and therefore couldn't know that he was not meaning what he actually said.;)

[Tribesman]

Since the joke made is not by me but Hitchens, your implication targets thew wrong guy.
No, since the comments are about what you have said, I know such a concept may be beyond such a superior mind but it is very simple.

Hitchens - a chauvinist supressing women? A gay hater, and anti-semite?

:har: Oh the irony in that!
The irony is that you cannot see the epic fail in his polemic attempt
You had better stick to dinner for one.:rotfl2:

This was my first "contact" with this guy so I didn't know anything about him and therefore couldn't know that he was not meaning what he actually said.
Really?
you should view more of his efforts as he does some very good stuff, but as was said earlier this is one of his crap episodes.

[Kongo Otto]

Well. I never had a single laugh for Fawlty Towers and stopped watching it soon due to boredom, I could not connect it in any way to the humour the same makers showed in Monthy Python episodes, so... c'est la vie... http://www.smileygarden.de/smilie/Fragend/41.gif (http://www.smileygarden.de)

C'mon Fawlty Towers (when you watched it in the English Original) makes me laugh my arse off every time i watch it.

One of the most epic scenes is this one (i dying of laughter everytime):
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7xnNhzgcWTk :har::har:

[Tribesman]

One of the most epic scenes is this one (i dying of laughter everytime):

But there are no exploding cars you simpleton:03: