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TarJak
05-18-12, 08:52 PM
http://www.obviouswinner.com/obvwin/2012/5/18/a-drunken-woodsmans-how-to-opening-a-beer-with-a-chainsaw.html

Just wow... oh and why?:doh:
GoldenRivet
05-18-12, 09:22 PM
why?




because :up:
TarJak
05-18-12, 09:41 PM
Of course!:damn:
GoldenRivet
05-18-12, 10:31 PM
how about these awesome techniques?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CAx0GLS5VX0


and the pinnacle of beer bottle opening technology

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M4Zzk3Hr6R4
TarJak
05-19-12, 01:18 AM
Nice! I like this one as well:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3gIOCYVDLnQ
u crank
05-19-12, 05:29 AM
http://www.obviouswinner.com/obvwin/2012/5/18/a-drunken-woodsmans-how-to-opening-a-beer-with-a-chainsaw.html

Just wow... oh and why?:doh:

:har::har:

This is the reason twist off tops were invented. To many chainsaw related injuries at the local drinking spots.:D
Reece
05-19-12, 06:09 AM
Different!!:har:
BossMark
05-19-12, 06:54 AM
Bloody marvellous :rotfl2:
Sailor Steve
05-19-12, 07:35 AM
I've seen all of those before. In fact I think I've seen this thread before. :dead:

:rotfl2: Just kidding. It was done several years ago, but it's a goodie.

The problem I have with all those techniques is that - except for the girls - they all take too long. When you want a drink, you want it NOW!
Oberon
05-19-12, 07:42 AM
they all take too long. When you want a drink, you want it NOW!

You'll want this guy then

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OYT82QxzL1E
Egan
05-19-12, 01:43 PM
I had some Pabst Blue Ribbon a couple of weeks ago. Never had it before. It reminded me of what I think is a great invention that doesn't seem to have caught on elsewhere - well, certainly not in Britain: The screw top beer bottle.

What a great idea. Mind you, if it had been popular here, No one I know would have grown up with that necessary skill - opening a bottle with a Clipper cigarette lighter.
kiwi_2005
05-19-12, 10:44 PM
I knew a woman who use to open her beers with her armpit at parties :DL No bull. She was also good at out drinking us and if you upset her she would headbutt you. A lesbian dyke tomboy tough as nails and of course every ones friend.
TarJak
05-19-12, 11:15 PM
I had some Pabst Blue Ribbon a couple of weeks ago. Never had it before. It reminded me of what I think is a great invention that doesn't seem to have caught on elsewhere - well, certainly not in Britain: The screw top beer bottle.

What a great idea. Mind you, if it had been popular here, No one I know would have grown up with that necessary skill - opening a bottle with a Clipper cigarette lighter.

Twist top beer bottle caps are Australia's gift to the world.:up:
Jimbuna
05-20-12, 12:43 PM
Twist top beer bottle caps are Australia's gift to the world.:up:

Which is a lot more than what can be said about their beer :DL
Egan
05-20-12, 12:55 PM
Twist top beer bottle caps are Australia's gift to the world.:up:

Really? I never knew that! Superb accomplishment! I wish some European breweries would start using them.
nikimcbee
05-20-12, 03:51 PM
There's this method also:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G0T5K9Mydl4

The Dowly/Hunter method?
TarJak
05-21-12, 07:48 AM
Which is a lot more than what can be said about their beer :DL

Your talking about Fosters, the cats wee we've managed to get half of the UK drinking.:O: We keep the good stuff down under.:03:
Gerald
05-21-12, 07:50 AM
I prefer 4xxxx, :yep:
Jimbuna
05-21-12, 09:47 AM
Your talking about Fosters, the cats wee we've managed to get half of the UK drinking.:O: We keep the good stuff down under.:03:

LOL :DL

Will be on the cts wee tonight actually :03: