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TLAM Strike
04-26-12, 07:46 PM
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2135434/Outrage-Egypt-plans-farewell-intercourse-law-husbands-sex-dead-wives-hours-AFTER-death.html

WTF? :doh:

MH
04-26-12, 07:54 PM
WTF? :doh:


Now that's progressive thinking regarding sex... the woman doesn't mind anyway.
viva la revolution/Arab spring.

(better than sheeps i guess)

yubba
04-26-12, 08:45 PM
Now, that's what I call a war on women, remember this administration imbraces the muslim brotherhood, soon billions of your tax dollars will be sent there you should be so proud.

Reece
04-26-12, 09:11 PM
That is just straight out sick!!:nope:

Rockstar
04-26-12, 09:13 PM
Surely the dailymail piece is a joke. By the way Yubba, YOUR tax dollars are already sent there.

MH
04-26-12, 09:39 PM
Surely the dailymail piece is a joke. By the way Yubba, YOUR tax dollars are already sent there.


Not necessarily....it is possible that some newly appointed "fellah" style idiot that just got into parliament(parliaments are full of idiots everywhere) come up with this crap.
Egypt is messy place now with lot of strange things going on.

Tribesman
04-27-12, 02:24 AM
WTF?

So its a daily mail piece taking a few snippets from another publication which is taken a few snippets from an opinion piece in a media outlet run by the military council who "replaced" the military dictatorship.:yawn:

Surely the dailymail piece is a joke.
No, the daily mail is a joke

Herr-Berbunch
04-27-12, 02:30 AM
No, the daily mail is a joke

And still people read it. :nope:

Tribesman
04-27-12, 02:44 AM
And still people read it.
Maybe the problem is that they don't read it.


Is there really a draft law in this regard? Are there people thinking in this manner?'
Although reported in local media, there are some suggestions from within Egypt that the plans do not exist and were merely seeded by journalists loyal to ousted President Hosni Mubarak.



The thing with the daily mail is it does the "OMG looky horror shame scandal" spiel but in the end actually says nothing of any substance on the story it is headlining.

If you look at the actual "real" story on this it is quite funny.
Amro Samea has gone right off on one and not only made made self contradicting claims but has used sources which would be laughable even by the Mails standards.

Betonov
04-27-12, 02:56 AM
It was in our news too and Slovenian journalism is not a joke, It's a bloody tragedy :nope:

Skybird
04-27-12, 05:14 AM
More respect for precious foreign cultures, please. The haughty attitude displayed in this thread is not wanted.

:O:

Seriously. At the end of our lives, most of us will probably have thought more about sex than about anything else. Those people down there in the dark countries just have the balls to stand by this fact and think it to the final end.

:woot:

No, really seriously. Let's consider different habits in different places to be a true enrichment of global cultural wealth.

:har:

P.S. The news is around the web currently, especially ME blogs.

Platapus
04-27-12, 05:36 AM
http://www.csmonitor.com/World/Backchannels/2012/0426/Egypt-necrophilia-law-Hooey-utter-hooey

kraznyi_oktjabr
04-27-12, 06:12 AM
Either this is...

Daily Fail strikes again

or

Welcome to new Islamic order

I would like to believe into first one.

Jimbuna
04-27-12, 07:32 AM
...and here was me thinking it was April 1st :doh:

Skybird
04-27-12, 07:39 AM
The basis for allowing sex with´little children and sex with dead wives in the first 6 hours after death is not the Quran, but some content related to the Sharia (which is a more complex thing than just a penalty code book). Over the past 10 years I occasionally read minor news about some minor teacher, preacher, imam here or there who were demanding a return to this practice in an effort to "revitalise" Islam, even proclaimed fatwas were given - ignoring that as far as I remember those issuing such fatwas were not authorized at all to issue any fatwa. So, the issue of this news is not really new. Just tells something about what powers the Arab "spring" :lol: has broken lose.

Islam hold s a very petrified, abusive sexual morality that gives men all excuse to abuse women, but claims women as responsible for men's aggression and charges. At the same time, the natural drives are heavily supressed and put in chains and hidden away in a dark, god-forsaken corner of men'S mind. The extreme and very obvious hypocrisy in Islam when it comes to sexuality, is the result. Mind you, the top ranks in the list of how much pornography is consumed in various countries, is led by Arab and Islamic countries. ;)

The patriarchalic tyranny of fathers that may dominate families by dictatorial rule and supressing their sons even when they are young adults and young men, but being forced into the hierarchy that demands them to kneel before their fathers nevertheless, also plays a role - not only in certain Arabic and Muslim places, but in the tribal cultures of much of Africa as well. Such sociological factors most of the time lead to scenarios of violent uprises and genocides that often get covered by the label "ethnic tensions", racist supressison and discrimination, or sexual abuse and supression of females.

Herr-Berbunch
04-27-12, 07:40 AM
Necrophiliacs to Legalise Egypt - that'd be a better headline :yep:

STEED
04-27-12, 12:18 PM
Bring back the News of the Screws.

MH
04-27-12, 12:28 PM
Bring back the News of the Screws.

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Penguin
04-27-12, 12:42 PM
It's illegal? :o Damned, what about my sex life now? :cry:

Hey, she never said 'No!'

Jimbuna
04-27-12, 02:56 PM
It's illegal? :o Damned, what about my sex life now? :cry:

Hey, she never said 'No!'

LOL :DL

Madox58
04-27-12, 03:57 PM
I practised Necrophilia with my first wife.
That's why I got rid of her.
:haha:

frau kaleun
04-27-12, 05:09 PM
The question I have to ask myself is... who would WANT to have sex with a dead body? I mean that's really going past the mentality of women as "things" to be used as a man sees fit, even if you believe that to the core of your being (and if you do I'd like to see you out behind the woodshed later, I have an attitude adjustment with your name on it), it's STILL A DEAD BODY. Ew.

yubba
04-27-12, 05:34 PM
:hmmm:, I think we should answer this in the best way we know how to do, get the grill out and start cooking pork, we need to keep cooking it till bacon bits fall from the sky. A world wide pork cook off is in order.

Tribesman
04-27-12, 05:54 PM
I think we should answer this in the best way we know how to do, get the grill out and start cooking pork, we need to keep cooking it till bacon bits fall from the sky. A world wide pork cook off is in order.
Yes, a feast of pig is a great answer to sloppy journalism:doh:
Damn you journalists, stop making up rubbish stories or we shall have a nibble on some crubeens to teach you a lesson.

MH
04-27-12, 06:03 PM
:hmmm:, I think we should answer this in the best way we know how to do, get the grill out and start cooking pork, we need to keep cooking it till bacon bits fall from the sky. A world wide pork cook off is in order.

Can you change it to frogs please?

Skybird
04-27-12, 06:13 PM
The question I have to ask myself is... who would WANT to have sex with a dead body? I mean that's really going past the mentality of women as "things" to be used as a man sees fit, even if you believe that to the core of your being (and if you do I'd like to see you out behind the woodshed later, I have an attitude adjustment with your name on it), it's STILL A DEAD BODY. Ew.

But it is not by random chance that it is not happening in a Buddhist, Christian, atheist country. Islamic culture is quite thanatophile, martyrdom is an ideal widespread, and Muhammad wanted followers that served as relentless warriors motivated by craving for the afterlife and despising the here&now. The ideology that emerged form his preachings and speeches, consequently reflects this.

Combine this with the pressure inside a pressure cooker that boils hot and has no relief, and perversions like mentioned here in some cases serve as a valve and thus promise relief - and thus take place. Mind you that several legitimised authorities from the medieval to the present have given fatwas saying that sexual intercourse with little children of the age of nine years, is legitimate and in conformity with islam. The sicko copulating with a dead body, is just illustrating his own rotten nature. The sicko raping children - is not only dmaaging himself, but also an innocent victim, so paedophilia imo ranks even worse than necrophilia.

Ayatollah Khomenei even went further and said that a man may seek and find sexual pleasure from sexual manipulation even of babies, as long as no genital penetration takes place.

yubba
04-27-12, 07:14 PM
Such horn dogs they are, hitting on stuff that doesn't move.

CaptainHaplo
04-27-12, 07:37 PM
Such horn dogs they are, hitting on stuff that doesn't move.

Maybe the guys there are just used to it? After all - female circumcision has a long standing history in Egypt..... And few Western men know how to reach the internal nerve endings, which is why most women have clitoral orgasms only - compared to vaginal ones. Without the clitoral nerves, I could see women in Egypt not being very "active" in the bedroom....

Are the guys there just used to the woman just laying there, so it wouldn't be much different (other than temp, "humidity", etc)?

yubba
04-27-12, 07:48 PM
well that takes all the fun out of it

Reece
04-29-12, 07:14 PM
Let's face it, if your wife died the last thing on your mind would be sex!!!:o
Where's that puke smiley??:hmmm:

CaptainHaplo
04-29-12, 07:33 PM
Let's face it, if your wife died the last thing on your mind would be sex!!!:o
Where's that puke smiley??:hmmm:

Wouldn't that depend on whether or not your mistress had anything to do with it????

Reece
04-29-12, 07:53 PM
Wouldn't that depend on whether or not your mistress had anything to do with it????
If you had a mistress then you would have even less interest in your wife!:hmmm:

CaptainHaplo
04-29-12, 10:40 PM
If you had a mistress then you would have even less interest in your wife!:hmmm:

Yep - but you didn't say sex with which one.....
If I had a mistress - and my wife was dead - I'd be doing a celebratory ride with the live one though!

PS - no I am not married.....

Reece
04-29-12, 10:46 PM
PS - no I am not married.....
I am of course, (33 years May 8th) and still very much in love!!:yeah:
Hope you find the perfect partner!:yep:

mapuc
04-30-12, 04:20 AM
It is a fake

This matter was also raised in the Danish media. After the Danish embassy in egypt, had investigated the matter a little closer, they could ascertain that the story had nothing on it

Moreover, it is equally strictly prohibited in Islamic countries like every other country to have an intimate relationship with a corpse. So it does not matter whether the country is governed by Sharia

Markus

Jimbuna
04-30-12, 05:42 AM
Looks like you might as well cancel that holiday to the middle east then Reece :O:

Reece
04-30-12, 05:47 AM
Looks like you might as well cancel that holiday to the middle east then Reece :O:
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Herr-Berbunch
04-30-12, 09:26 AM
It is a fake

This matter was also raised in the Danish media. After the Danish embassy in egypt, had investigated the matter a little closer, they could ascertain that the story had nothing on it

Moreover, it is equally strictly prohibited in Islamic countries like every other country to have an intimate relationship with a corpse. So it does not matter whether the country is governed by Sharia.

Don't tell Sky he's ranting at yet another untrue story! :doh:

Jimbuna
04-30-12, 10:24 AM
Besides...by the time you get all those bandages off you'll be too knackered to do anything else :DL

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Skybird
05-02-12, 05:19 AM
Don't tell Sky he's ranting at yet another untrue story! :doh:

post #11, postscriptum,

post #15 , first paragraph.

A Western diplomatic service that traditionally is engaged in smoothing waves about our close friend, the Islam, certainly is not the authority and expertise I would trust in assessing it.

The issue indeed was all over the ME's blogs. And necrophilia indeed get called for by various strange imams and Islamic "persons". Whether this latest in a row of such calls over the years, is true or not, I am no longer certain myself anymore, but note that I say: "the latest in a row of such calls". Use Goggle. You can find many example from the past 20 years or so.

The link is not to the Quran, but to Shariah.

And it matters a whole damn lot whether a countryx is governed by Shariah or not, mapuc. ;) Islam is basing on Quran and Shariah, leave the one or the other out of it, and we talk about a Western brainchild maybe: but not about Islam anymore.

That is not open for interpretation. Some things make no sense. Calling red "blue". Imagining christianity without a Christ. Making a law without tools to implement and control it. A dictatorship without supression. Calling electrons and neutrons a chemical element. Calling totalitarianism humane and liberal. Or imagining Islam without Sharia.

Tribesman
05-02-12, 06:53 AM
Don't tell Sky he's ranting at yet another untrue story!
Could be worse, he could be ranting about yet another one he simply made up himself again:03:

The issue indeed was all over the ME's blogs.
blogs have a tendancy to be full of crap, the fact that this nonsense went viral from a single propoganda piece by the supporters of military dictators illustrates how bad the measure you are using is.(Sky supports dictatorship doesn't he:yep:)
The fact that it went so big just dislpays the amount of gullible and hateful people out there.
That you still have a problem in the story being fake is no surprise as you have a habit of simply inventing fake stories yourself on the subject or posting links to loony blogs that are making up stories.

post #15 , first paragraph
Only one part of that paragraph has any relevance, and that is you unwittingly attacking the view you are trying to hold...well done.:yeah: