North Korea Vows 'Special Actions' to Turn Seoul to 'Ashes'

[vienna]

North Korea Is at it again:

http://abcnews.go.com/blogs/headlines/2012/04/north-korea-vows-special-actions-to-turn-seoul-to-ashes/


The targets Pyongyang pinpointed are South Korean President Lee Myung-Bak and “the group of rat-like elements including conservative media destroying the mainstay of the fair public opinion.”


Does this mean the end of Fox News, too?... :DL

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[soopaman2]

I dare them.

Even China and Russia couldn't defend this on to the UN.

Meaning a multinational crushing would come. (80000 us troops, and 7000 european troops, as usual)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sWS-FoXbjVI
Satire at it's best.

[nikimcbee]

We will bury Seoul!
http://www.grayflannelsuit.net/blog/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/kim-jong-un-north-korea.jpg



Comrade boss, if you do that, you'll destroy your cable TV connection!
http://news.sky.com/sky-news/content/StaticFile/jpg/2011/Dec/Week4/16139068.jpg


War averted.

[STEED]

Shut up! And get on with it you trumped little tart of a dictator.

[soopaman2]

Hypothetical news network:

USA sends food aid to n.Korea so they shut up, and stop launching failing rockets. Washington insiders are redfaced with laughter.

A statement from President Obama.

"Bwaahaahhaaaahhaaa"

Japan is giggling at them, and the Chinese are facepalming.

The Iranians dance in the street like it was 9-11 all over again.

This has been a report from the HNN.

[nikimcbee]

http://www.newprophecy.net/Kim_Jong_Un_prepares_to_take_power-1.jpg

Steed, you mentioned a tart. Would that be cherry or apple? Fetch me one of both!!
Well, Now Steed!!! Quit typing and go get me one!

[STEED]

Shut your cake hole you North Korean git or I will set Mrs Peel on to you..

http://www.boingboing.net/images/Avengers2.jpg

[nikimcbee]

Thank you Steed, you are a good....
What iz this!?!? There's a bite in my pie!!!!!!
http://www.abc.net.au/news/image/3951192-16x9-700x394.jpg

Steeeeeeeeeeeeed!!!!!!

[STEED]

Go kick his ar$e Mrs Peel.

http://www.burblers.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/Emma-Peel.jpg

[nikimcbee]

http://www.mwilliams.info/images/noko02.jpg
Look! there he is!

http://www.corbisimages.com/images/Corbis-MI-063-0153.jpg?size=67&uid=9bc842ea-33c1-4d42-a049-a888e1b82e25



http://cache.gawker.com/assets/images/7/2012/02/xlarge_f8b23423c8c3aec40f7970326d774621.jpg

to the batmobile!!

[STEED]

Shoot his bat tyres out Mrs Peel..

http://davehill.typepad.com/photos/uncategorized/dianariggphotographc12120257.jpeg

[STEED]

Well done Mrs Peel, the world is safe for another day.

http://nummynims.files.wordpress.com/2009/05/avengers_mr-steed-emma-peel.jpg?w=500

Avengers 1

North Korea 0

[Reece]

THE END

Note: No individuals were harmed in the making of this film, only Kim Jong Un's pride.

[Jimbuna]

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[kraznyi_oktjabr]

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