April 4th - National Tell A Lie Day!

[vienna]

No, really, scout's honor, I swear...

http://www.examiner.com/holidays-in-national/celebrate-tell-a-lie-day-on-april-4th-trust-me

Would I lie to you?...

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[Task Force]

Ive never told a lie in my life! Or have I....

[BossMark]

I never tell lies at all I mean all this is true :D
1.I love the Tory lead government :har:
2.I love man utd :har:

[Rilder]

This is the best thread on subsim.

[Platapus]

April 4th is tell a lie day? Is this every year or only election years? :hmmm:

[Sailor Steve]

I think this is three days late. :O:

[TarJak]

I never tell lies at all I mean all this is true :D
1.I love the Tory lead government :har:
2.I love man utd :har:

Hold up you can't participate. This is a US national day, not a UK national day. Stop lying immediately!

[TarJak]

I think this is three days late. :O:

Sir I most seriously doubt the veracity of your statement.

[Jimbuna]

Hold up you can't participate. This is a US national day, not a UK national day. Stop lying immediately!

Good job I'm a US citizen then.

[flatsixes]

Um... I'm lawyer, so maybe I jaded, but I'd really celebrate "National Tell the Truth Day."

[vienna]

April 4th is tell a lie day? Is this every year or only election years? :hmmm:


Um... I'm lawyer, so maybe I jaded, but I'd really celebrate "National Tell the Truth Day."


I heard they once tried a "National Tell the Truth Day", but the strain of trying to tell a truth caused so many fatalities among lawyers, politicains, and members of Fox News it forced the abondonment of the idea... :D

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[Sailor Steve]

Sir I most seriously doubt the veracity of your statement.
And I sincerely doubt your existance. In fact I'd probably despise you if I thought about you at all.

[Hinrich Schwab]

"Tell a Lie Day" huh? Ok...


:DI'm Lying.:D

[Seth8530]

I always lie

[BossMark]

Hold up you can't participate. This is a US national day, not a UK national day. Stop lying immediately!
OK no problem :yawn:

[krashkart]

I drive a Porsche. :yep:

[Jimbuna]

I drive a Porsche. :yep:

I own the car your driving :smug:

[vienna]

I own your Porsche and I'm married to....Morgan Fairchild!...Yeah!, that's the ticket!...


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[krashkart]

I own the car your driving :smug:

My other car is a Rolls, which you so generously gave to me after I mowed the lawn for you. :yeah:



I own your Porsche and I'm married to....Morgan Fairchild!...Yeah!, that's the ticket!...

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I am Anne Hathaway's love slave and BFF. :smug:

[vienna]

I am Anne Hathaway's love slave and BFF. :smug:


Oh, yeah?...

Well, I just rolled over in bed and told Scarlett Johanson what you said and she said "Big Deal.."... :yawn:

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[krashkart]

Oh, yeah?...

Well, I just rolled over in bed and told Scarlett Johanson what you said and she said "Big Deal.."... :yawn:

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Oh yeah... Scarlett. You'll want to hide all your alcohol. :shifty: I broke up with her after she got into my beer stash. :stare: Naughty girl. :hmph:

[vienna]

Oh yeah... Scarlett. You'll want to hide all your alcohol. :shifty: I broke up with her after she got into my beer stash. :stare: Naughty girl. :hmph:


Don't mind...Got plenty of beer...But, there's only one Scarlett...

She did mention you, however...

I believe she said your nickname is "Speedy"?... :D

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[krashkart]

Don't mind...Got plenty of beer...But, there's only one Scarlett...

She did mention you, however...

I believe she said your nickname is "Speedy"?... :D

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Yes... :oops: She was always amazed at how fast I could get the kitchen clean after dinner. :yep:

[vienna]

Yes... :oops: She was always amazed at how fast I could get the kitchen clean after dinner. :yep:


:har:

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[Jimbuna]

I'm NOT going to see Showaddywaddy in concert at Alnwick tomorrow evening.

[TarJak]

That's probably a good thing as you hate their Muzak.

[Jimbuna]

The mackems will beat Spurs today.