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People of the world I ask you please if your planning to come to the UK for the Olympics forget it, I mean it, I want to live dam you.
http://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/home-news/new-research-warns-of-olympics-flu-pandemic-risk-7606577.html
Over to you Compo...
http://newsimg.bbc.co.uk/media/images/47984000/jpg/_47984430_compo1.jpg
"Bog off".
Here in Los Angeles, preceeding and during the 1984 Summer games, we had the same sort of reports and predictions coming out from all quarters. We managed to survive; in fact, most residents gave the Games wide berth and the impact was fairly negligible...
Although, the opportunity to invade the UK under guise of the Games and finally takeover and force you to drive on the right side of the road is tempting... :D
Although, the opportunity to invade the UK under guise of the Games and finally takeover and force you to drive on the right side of the road is tempting... :D
Fine as long as you don't force your beer on to us.
Bleeping close to water. :rotfl2:
BossMark
04-02-12, 01:48 PM
Probably those bloody Tories scare mongering again :yep:
Fine as long as you don't force your beer on to us.
One more reson to invade: no longer having to import your product... :D
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One more reson to invade: no longer having to import your product... :D
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The filthy Black stuff?
http://www.poundland.co.uk/images/2525/original/marmite.jpg
Probably those bloody Tories scare mongering again :yep::har::har:
Catfish
04-02-12, 01:56 PM
And that from the people who gave us BSE ...
"The first confirmed animal to fall ill with the disease occurred in 1986 in the United Kingdom (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/United_Kingdom), lab tests the following year indicated the presence of BSE; it was only in November 1987 that the British Ministry of Agriculture accepted it had a new disease on its hands.[23] (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bovine_spongiform_encephalopathy#cite_note-22) Subsequently, 165 people (up until October 2009) acquired and died of a disease with similar neurological symptoms subsequently called vCJD (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Creutzfeldt%E2%80%93Jakob_disease), or (new) variant Creutzfeldt-Jakob disease.[5] (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bovine_spongiform_encephalopathy#cite_note-NCJDSU-4) This is a separate disease from 'classical' Creutzfeldt–Jakob disease (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Creutzfeldt%E2%80%93Jakob_disease), which is not related to BSE and has been known about since the early 1900s. Three cases of vCJD occurred in people who had lived in or visited the UK."
We will never forget ! :O:
We will never forget ! :O:
Your compensation..:stare::88)
http://www.kitchencritic.co.uk/upload/2007/02/guinness-marmite.jpg
I feel sorry for the normal Londoners trying to work in what is going to be a mess. The ZIL lanes, for one thing which will get the buses stuck in traffic because the bus lanes have been converted to ZIL lanes. The major tube interchanges, normally busy at rush hour, will be a nightmare.
Getting to the Olympics will be a doddle, they've got that all sorted out...but actually doing anything else...could be messy.
The ZIL lanes are not open for ambulances I hear! :o
This better not be the case, if I was a ambulance driver with someone in the back needs to get to A+E fast I would tell these hot shot flash pants to get out the bloody way.
Steed, I'll see your marmite and raise you a chitlins (or chitterlings, if you prefer):
http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_hnMl8uHmpHQ/SdJXNRUZkHI/AAAAAAAAAvo/rKPc4VG4R5c/s400/chitlins+boiled.jpg
(Hog intestines, sort of the menudo of the southern U.S.)...
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http://www.scotlands-enchanting-kingdom.com/images/burns-supper-1.jpg
OK, as long as I can have haggis.:)
OK, as long as I can have haggis.:)
Good Lord, you taken the nuclear option!! :o
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Good Lord, you taken the nuclear option!! :o
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Guaranteed to kill flu bugs. :D :haha:
Guaranteed to kill flu bugs. :D :haha:
Not to mention any other living organism!!
(Note to self: call Congress to support haggis disarmament...)
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nikimcbee
04-02-12, 03:03 PM
So I must cancel my holiday to come see you then Steed? I'm not coming during the olympics though.
...and you like haggis?:hmmm:
Jimbuna
04-02-12, 03:28 PM
So I must cancel my holiday to come see you then Steed? I'm not coming during the olympics though.
...and you like haggis?:hmmm:
Oh do still come, I hear he is going to be the olympic mascot :DL
http://www.tottenhamjournal.co.uk/polopoly_fs/alf_garnett_1_777360!image/2316470101.jpg_gen/derivatives/landscape_490/2316470101.jpg
So I must cancel my holiday to come see you then Steed? I'm not coming during the olympics though.
...and you like haggis?:hmmm:
Outside July/August is alright by me...leave your bugs at home. :)
Oh do still come, I hear he is going to be the olympic mascot :DL
http://www.tottenhamjournal.co.uk/polopoly_fs/alf_garnett_1_777360!image/2316470101.jpg_gen/derivatives/landscape_490/2316470101.jpg
"I'M GOING DOWN THE PUB". :DL
nikimcbee
04-02-12, 04:55 PM
Outside July/August is alright by me...leave your bugs at home. :)
How about May?:D Where are you at in the UK anyway? And don't say "Gordon's flat."
Steed used the nuclear option
I use the chemical option
http://i1235.photobucket.com/albums/ff440/mapuc/20080618-roda-ulven-surstromming.jpg
fermented herring
I know this has nothing to do with UK, I just could not help it, I got tempted
Markus
Oh do still come, I hear he is going to be the olympic mascot :DL
http://www.tottenhamjournal.co.uk/polopoly_fs/alf_garnett_1_777360!image/2316470101.jpg_gen/derivatives/landscape_490/2316470101.jpg
Ruddy Nora! Not seen Alfred in a long while.
Jimbuna
04-03-12, 06:38 AM
"I'M GOING DOWN THE PUB". :DL
Ruddy Nora! Not seen Alfred in a long while.
LOL :DL
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VOhXpmozpbE
Jimbuna
04-03-12, 08:16 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W_aeQjARvnU&feature=related
Platapus
04-03-12, 12:15 PM
The last time the Olympics were in LA, I saw a funny sign:
Help keep LA clean, take someone with you when you leave. :yeah:
Jimbuna
04-03-12, 12:29 PM
"We must reduce workers salaries and take away their right to strike"
- Hitler, 1933
Sound familiar?
The last time the Olympics were in LA, I saw a funny sign:
Help keep LA clean, take someone with you when you leave. :yeah:
How about this headline in the Los Angeles Times entertainment section back around the same time?:
Question: What is the difference between Los Angeles and yogurt?
Answer: Yogurt has a living culture.
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Steed used the nuclear option
I use the chemical option
http://i1235.photobucket.com/albums/ff440/mapuc/20080618-roda-ulven-surstromming.jpg
fermented herring
I know this has nothing to do with UK, I just could not help it, I got tempted
Markus
You wren't kidding about the chemical option! From Wikipedia:
Surströmming …, Swedish "soured (Baltic) herring") is a northern Swedish dish consisting of fermented Baltic herring. Surströmming is sold in cans, which may bulge after prolonged storage, due to the continued fermentation. When opened, the contents release a strong and sometimes overwhelming odor, which explains why the dish is often eaten outdoors. A Japanese study has shown that the smell of a newly opened can of surströmming is the most putrid smell of food in the world, beating similar fermented fish dishes such as the Korean Hongeohoe or Japanese Kusaya.
I am awed by the extent to which the Nordics will torment the poor herring. Surely there must be some sort of provision in the Geneva Accords to stem this sort of bio-chemical warfare... :DL
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A little something for Steed:
http://forum.lunguk.org/cfs-filesystemfile.ashx/__key/CommunityServer.Components.ImageFileViewer/CommunityServer.Discussions.Components.Files.145/4540.121212haggis_2D00_basher.jpg_2D00_550x0.jpg
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Jimbuna
04-03-12, 02:34 PM
Too much like exercise for him :DL
Tchocky
04-03-12, 02:36 PM
We're expecting a fairly large increase in traffic over the summer, hopefully should all be delay free........
BossMark
04-04-12, 12:32 AM
http://i1224.photobucket.com/albums/ee374/rothwellwhite1/00857358_T.jpg
Enjoy your trip to the UK
Jimbuna
04-04-12, 07:20 AM
http://i1224.photobucket.com/albums/ee374/rothwellwhite1/00857358_T.jpg
Enjoy your trip to the UK
http://www.dreamstime.com/indian-chicken-madras-curry-rice-thumb17902510.jpg
http://img4.southernliving.com/i/2005/Bookazines-SIPs/beer-basics/WKNLIV05_p038_beerguide_8-l.jpg
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http://www.sbs.com.au/shows/resize/index/id/425/w/629/h/354/site_45_rand_1253606682_kebab.jpg
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http://hotlard.files.wordpress.com/2007/08/puke-01.jpg
Or a typical night out in Newcastle.:O:
HunterICX
04-04-12, 10:01 AM
Or a typical night out in Newcastle.:O:
Well ofcourse if you're doing it wrong...you first drink and then get a kebab :O:
HunterICX
Jimbuna
04-04-12, 04:18 PM
That guy looks a bit like Prince Harry...doubt he's ever had a kebab :DL
http://img2.timeinc.net/people/i/2007/database/princeharry/princeharry1_300.jpg
Well ofcourse if you're doing it wrong...you first drink and then get a kebab :O:
HunterICXFixed. :03:
That guy looks a bit like Prince Harry...doubt he's ever had a kebab :DL
I doubt he's ever had his photo taken in that state either.:D
A little something for Steed:
http://forum.lunguk.org/cfs-filesystemfile.ashx/__key/CommunityServer.Components.ImageFileViewer/CommunityServer.Discussions.Components.Files.145/4540.121212haggis_2D00_basher.jpg_2D00_550x0.jpg
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:k_rofl:
Too much like exercise for him :DL
Cheeky sod. :timeout:
That guy looks a bit like Prince Harry...doubt he's ever had a kebab :DL
http://img2.timeinc.net/people/i/2007/database/princeharry/princeharry1_300.jpg
I hear he looks good in a SS uniform. :shifty: :03: :haha:
Flu pandemic now? blimey on to top of this all the foil hats are convinced the london olympics will be hit by a suitcase nuke or bio attack (carried out by the illuminati of course). :88)
Maybe Aliens will be coming too
My advice: stay away from the London Olympics because of the overpriced hotels and overcrowded Transport system. :cool:
My advice: stay away from the London Olympics because of the overpriced hotels and overcrowded Transport system. :cool:
Go around jim's house for free TV viewing of the London Olympics and free beer and curry. :DL
Jimbuna
04-06-12, 09:17 AM
Go around jim's house for free TV viewing of the London Olympics and free beer and curry. :DL
I doubt I'll be watching much of it...may even go away for a couple of weeks :DL
I doubt I'll be watching much of it...may even go away for a couple of weeks :DL
Well you got a money spinner going there, rent your place out and bobs your uncle.
Jimbuna
04-06-12, 02:30 PM
Well you got a money spinner going there, rent your place out and bobs your uncle.
Not possible....still got a daughter and a pet dog at home :DL
Not possible....still got a daughter and a pet dog at home :DL
Shove them in the garden, problem solved. :shifty:
This idea was bought to you by the staple maple people of glaxo & cline.
Jimbuna
04-07-12, 05:48 PM
Shove them in the garden, problem solved. :shifty:
This idea was bought to you by the staple maple people of glaxo & cline.
The noise from the daughter would upset the neighbours....worse bark than the dog :03:
The noise from the daughter would upset the neighbours....worse bark than the dog :03:
The staple maple people will get back to you on that one...
nikimcbee
04-08-12, 09:27 AM
@ Steed.
If you're worried about the olympics, You could go on holiday and visit me:yeah::woot:
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