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yubba
03-24-12, 07:42 PM
So I guess they'll find some homeless guy in a alley with a big hole in chest. It would be better if I could hear some of that Star Wars music, if you haven't figured it out, Dick Chenney gets a heart transplant.
Dowly
03-24-12, 07:49 PM
You're stupid and I don't want to play with you anymore. :-?
TLAM Strike
03-24-12, 07:59 PM
What do you mean "new"?

:O:
Platapus
03-24-12, 08:12 PM
I guess he is lucky to have good health insurance.
Skybird
03-26-12, 07:29 AM
So I guess they'll find some homeless guy in a alley with a big hole in chest.
Then it would be too late. You can only take transplantable organs from bodies still alive. ;)

So they need to find a homeless guy in an alley who volunteers. :D
mookiemookie
03-26-12, 08:15 AM
I thought he didn't need a heart and just survived by consuming the life forces of children and small fluffy animals. :O:
August
03-26-12, 08:50 AM
What do you mean "new"?

:O:


"New" to him at least! :DL
u crank
03-26-12, 09:06 AM
Careful what you say. He has many great and dark powers.:D

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_P8n0J5nF3I0/Sm-fb2PC0iI/AAAAAAAAA0A/4X8n0ncBnWY/s400/vader_fight_bw_cheney.jpg
Oberon
03-26-12, 09:39 AM
Careful what you say. He has many great and dark powers.:D



You're telling me! He just BSOD'd my computer!!

Seriously, I was just about to post a reply to Skybird with the picture of Dick Cheney holding the antique rifle with the caption of "Let's go for some Hearts and Minds!" and my bloody computer Blue Screened! :o
u crank
03-26-12, 09:55 AM
Quickly now into the safe room!:haha:
Penguin
03-26-12, 10:11 AM
Well, isn't it obvious where he got his heart from?

http://img3.imageshack.us/img3/8243/heartiq.jpg
:know:
kraznyi_oktjabr
03-26-12, 12:24 PM
It must be interesting experience for him to get his first heart. Wonder what they have to remove to make space for it? :hmmm:
vienna
03-26-12, 01:07 PM
It must be interesting experience for him to get his first heart. Wonder what they have to remove to make space for it? :hmmm:


First picture after transplant:

http://www.phawker.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/tinman_dcheney.jpg
August
03-26-12, 01:17 PM
I figured it was a stone.
vienna
03-26-12, 01:22 PM
It just occurred to me: this could develop into the first case where the heart rejects the recipient... :hmmm:

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MothBalls
03-26-12, 08:26 PM
Does this mean he loses his entry into the Guinness World Records as the first and only living heart donor?

I really hope he got one that was ethnic in origin. It would be poetic justice if someone who wasn't white saved the racist bastards life, and he knew it.
gimpy117
03-26-12, 11:18 PM
yeah, he's the last person who deserves a heart. Give it to some poor kid who these jerks in the government refuse to help.
Torplexed
03-26-12, 11:34 PM
C,mon. Let's show a little respect for Dick Cheney.

After all, he was president for eight years. :D
eddie
03-26-12, 11:40 PM
Watch, after he recovers, he'll probably ask his heart surgeon if he wants to go hunting with him.

At a time like this, I think its unfair, and insenstive to make comparisons between Cheney and Darth Vader. In fact its down right cruel! C'mon, what did Darth Vader do to deserve that!
Platapus
03-27-12, 06:41 PM
I have never concealed my disdain for Cheney. It goes back to the First Gulf War.

I hope he has a long and healthy life....just so long as he is never in a position of political power in this country.

But as long as he is out of positions of power, I wish no ill will on the man. He needs to fade in to the obscurity he so richly deserves.
MothBalls
03-27-12, 08:49 PM
I hope he has a long and healthy life. I wish no ill will on the man. Same. I sincerely hope he gets out of life exactly what he put into it, everything he has ever done to anyone should happen to him, and I hope he gets treated the exact same way he treated people,
Catfish
03-28-12, 04:11 AM
Frank Gibney, WW2 interrogator:
"I find it utterly inconceivable, that the highest officials, Rumsfeld, Bush and Cheney, would not only countenance torture, but would actually advocate it, period.

So I hope "they" do not forget Rumsfeld, and Bush. Just so that no one can say "we did not know it".

Insurgents, how to "find" them, and torture:
1st part:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FqmWP66Kv7k
2nd part:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WKXyFpd9ptc

There are still thousands, some never prosecuted, the military does not know where to send them when freed.
What has happened to democracy ? It is all there. Unlike in older times everyone can inform himself, but to no avail. Speaking about willfully ignorance, just like some 70 years ago. I have given up the idea that anyone will ever be prosecuted, of the high ranks. It did not happen then, and it does not happen now.
August
03-28-12, 08:01 AM
Insurgents, how to "find" them, and torture:

What exactly do those prove? That you can find you tube videos to support just about any position?