View Full Version : What you'll get when we turn to communism.
I'm bored and it's friday night, and I'll take great joy in make-ing some of you guys heads spin off your shoulders, so it won't be a total waste. And I'll dumb it down the best that I can. Feel free to add yours.
Here's what you'll get when your country turns to communism.
1. You'll get dragged out of your home, for there's no property rights in a commie system, socalist or facist system, it's for the good of the state.
2. You'll get to go to camp.
2 1\2. You'll get to work for the state.
3. You'll get to stand next to freshly dug ditches.
4. If you are fortunate not too be lying in the bottom of one of those freshly dug ditches, You'll get too stand in long lines for toilet paper.
5. you'll get to watch your elderly family memebers die, either they will freeze in the winter, or starve, or pass on for the lack of medical treatment.
6. I think this is the best one, You'll get too see the disgust in your childrens faces as they look up at you, for the world that you have given them.
Yubba? You feeling alright, man?
That was readable. Just wanted to make sure you're okay.
Rockstar
03-23-12, 07:53 PM
http://southparkstudios.mtvnimages.com/shared/characters/kids/timmy.jpg
YUBBAAA!
Torplexed
03-23-12, 08:04 PM
2. You'll get to go to camp.
YES!!!
http://www.adirondackbasecamp.com/basecamp/wp-content/uploads/camp_counselor.jpg
YES!!!
Don't get your hopes up. That's not the camp he meant.
I mean, really. Look at her. She leans to the right, not left.
mookiemookie
03-23-12, 08:10 PM
1. You'll get dragged out of your home, for there's no property rights in a commie system, socalist or facist system, it's for the good of the state.
If you're truly that concerned with these "-isms" then you may want to read up on them. There are indeed property rights in all of them, to varying degrees. These words have specific definitions. They're separate concepts. They're not all interchangeable words for things you don't like.
Even in the most pure, idealist communist state, private possession rights exist.
In other words, quit being a twonk.
Here's a picture of a vicious dog attack on a child:
http://i.minus.com/i5hLN1fwNE3OD.gif
TLAM Strike
03-23-12, 08:15 PM
7. Locate counter-revolutionaries for liquidation.
:shifty:
What? :hmmm:
Yubba? You feeling alright, man?
That was readable. Just wanted to make sure you're okay.
Yeah I'm off my meds, and lost some weight fat fingers tiny keyboard.
mookiemookie
03-23-12, 08:22 PM
You gotta admit though, if we turned communist, then we'd totally dominate gymnastics at the Olympics. It's like the two go hand in hand.
Gargamel
03-23-12, 08:32 PM
Don't get your hopes up. That's not the camp he meant.
I mean, really. Look at her. She leans to the right, not left.
Pictures been flipped. She's a double agent.
that's a good one,
yubba like right leaning commie camp maiden.
YES!!!
http://www.adirondackbasecamp.com/basecamp/wp-content/uploads/camp_counselor.jpg
Stealhead
03-23-12, 08:45 PM
"2 1\2. You'll get to work for the state."
Actually alot of Americans already do that Federal,State,or Local.
http://mesosyn.com/mental6-4-1.gif
Tribesman
03-23-12, 09:08 PM
"2 1\2. You'll get to work for the state."
Actually alot of Americans already do that Federal,State,or Local.
Didn'y yubba in an earlier rant claim that he worked for the State?
So yubba is a coomy faskist socalits.
On the plus side, turning communist can sometimes lead to epic songs. :DL
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hWTFG3J1CP8
Betonov
03-24-12, 12:55 AM
I was born in communism and wasn't dragged from my home. Maybe by my own parents when we had to visit relatives.
I was born in communism and wasn't dragged from my home. Maybe by my own parents when we had to visit relatives.
Your parents were obviously KGB agents and your relatives were FEMA death camps. :yep:
antikristuseke
03-24-12, 01:16 AM
Wait, I was never dragged from my home either... Must be a conspiracy
Yubba again missed the point of communism. Cheap vodka for all.:O:
Catfish
03-24-12, 04:55 AM
Don't get your hopes up. That's not the camp he meant.
I mean, really. Look at her. She leans to the right, not left.
Fixed:
http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y174/penaeus/camp_counselor.jpg
Sorry, this was too dumb to let it go :O:
HunterICX
03-24-12, 05:11 AM
What you'll get when we turn to communism.
well it better have Russian Girls!!!
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/xhvicp_sasha-dith-russian-girls_music
HunterICX
Platapus
03-24-12, 09:29 AM
The difference between capitalism and communism is that in capitalism man exploits his fellow man. In communism it is the direct opposite.
u crank
03-24-12, 10:43 AM
The difference between capitalism and communism is that in capitalism man exploits his fellow man. In communism it is the direct opposite.
Yes, now I understand. I think, wait...:hmmm:
Takeda Shingen
03-24-12, 10:46 AM
The difference between capitalism and communism is that in capitalism man exploits his fellow man. In communism it is the direct opposite.
I think I found my new sig.
Onkel Neal
03-24-12, 10:52 AM
:haha:
As long as there is some 'sploiting being done.
The difference between capitalism and communism is that in capitalism man exploits his fellow man. In communism it is the direct opposite.
:yeah::yeah::D
The way we are handling things at the moment I could say:
What you'll get when we turn to communism.
A second chance ?:06::06::06::hmmm::hmmm::hmmm:
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Sailor Steve
03-24-12, 12:40 PM
I think I found my new sig.
Just give credit where credit's due.
http://www.subsim.com/radioroom/showpost.php?p=1686526&postcount=20
Of course I first saw it MAD Magazine back in the '50s.
:rotfl2:
Gargamel
03-24-12, 01:50 PM
Deep....
Sailor Steve
03-24-12, 05:51 PM
Fixed:
Sorry, this was too dumb to let it go :O:
Much better. At first I was going to complain that I couldn't read the letters, but then I realized they do look a lot more like Cyrillic that way. :sunny:
em2nought
03-24-12, 08:04 PM
5. you'll get to watch your elderly family members die, either they will freeze in the winter, or starve, or pass on for the lack of medical treatment.
I think getting old sucks worse than the alternative. Those "places" that old people go to are just sad.
Krauter
03-25-12, 02:17 AM
The difference between capitalism and communism is that in capitalism man exploits his fellow man. In communism it is the direct opposite.
Wait so Man fellow exploits man? Who is man fellow?
Herr-Berbunch
03-25-12, 02:24 AM
99. Free healthcare.
I haven't been arsed to read most of this thread, but a few years ago I saw a comparison of free health care between Canada, Cuba, and the UK.
Cuba won hands down!
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