What's your worst movie?

[mapuc]

We have all talked about our favorite movies, but there must be some movies, where you have thought my god let me out of here or have I really spent money on this.

My worst movie was Batman. The only thing that made that movie somehow watchable was Jack as Joker.


Markus

[Platapus]

Just like it is impossible to name one favourite movie, it is equally impossible to name one hated movie. :D

I will throw out "The day the earth froze" 1959 and a candidate stinker.

[Takeda Shingen]

Gigli

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[Skybird]

Let's put it this way:
for every decent movie there is a hundred and for every really excellent movie there seems to be a thousand "worst-ever"-movies.

For TV formats (series, shows, stage entertainment etc), the ratios are probably even worse.

[Oberon]

I hear Manos is...well...thankfully I've avoided it.

The worst...that's pretty hard to decide...Robin Hood (with Mr Crowe) was pretty damn terrible but it had its moments...not many mind...

:hmmm:

I'm sure I'll think of more...I've not watched U-571 so I can't cite that. :haha:

[krashkart]

Manos - The Hands of Fate? That movie was so bad it was painful to watch. :dead:


EDIT: I feel violated for having remembered it... *shudder*

[Herr-Berbunch]

Anything with van Damme or Seagull in*, Sly films comes pretty close too.

But without a doubt in my mind Eraserhead is probably the weirdest and worst film I've ever had the misfortune to (try to) watch.

Also up there are most US remakes of European or Japanese films, just because some people don't like reading subtitles and most dubbing is crap.

*Unless it has Erika Eleniak jumping out of a cake, obviously.

[Dowly]

The Room has to be the very worst I've ever seen. :dead:

Nostalgia Critic's review (skip to ~2:10)
http://www.criticswatch.com/reviews/nostalgia-critic-the-room

I might change my opinion when I get around to check out the
Twilight movies. :hmmm: Can't wait. :88)

[AngusJS]

You should differentiate between B-movies (and worse) that never had a chance of being good, and major movies made by professionals that have no excuse. Also, you have to decide whether to include a movie's camp value or riffability in your consideration, or not.

Ignoring all the MST3K grade movies, and ignoring camp value, the top 5 for me would have to be

Armageddon
Transformers 2 + 3
Star Wars Episodes 1 + 2.

[krashkart]

...and major movies made by professionals that have no excuse.

Every Batman movie ever made...

[kiwi_2005]

Pokermon the movie

When my son was 8 he wanted to go see it, I had to sit through 2hrs 10min of this pile of crap. Pokermon a yellow blob thingy with eyes and a mouth. :nope:

[Buddahaid]

I've never made one.

[jumpy]

Rita, Sue and Bob, Too.
:down: awful, awful film.

[RickC Sniper]

Ishtar

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0093278/

[Platapus]

Manos - The Hands of Fate? That movie was so bad it was painful to watch. :dead:


EDIT: I feel violated for having remembered it... *shudder*

Even MST3K could not save that movie. :nope:

[Torplexed]

Possibly the worst thing to ever come out of Canada.

http://images.wikia.com/mst3k/images/e/e5/0910.jpg

[Reece]

The Room has to be the very worst I've ever seen. :dead:

Nostalgia Critic's review (skip to ~2:10)
http://www.criticswatch.com/reviews/nostalgia-critic-the-room

I might change my opinion when I get around to check out the
Twilight movies. :hmmm: Can't wait. :88)
Yes!! That's nearly as bad as "The Piano", I tried watching both!:nope:

[Spoon 11th]

Bad Company (2002) starring Anthony Hopkins, Chris Rock and Peter Stormare. Checking my imdb rating history, I gave this crap one full star.

otoh, This weekend I'm going to watch Lesbian Vampire Killers. Should be awesome, or not.

[Flaxpants]

It may not be the worst movie I've ever seen- but it is close:
ATM

My god, it sucks! Amazing really that anyone would sign off on something like this and then go ahead and spend all that money making it.

[HunterICX]

Eagle Eye (2008)

and I have seen some bad movies but I managed to sit them through...Eagle Eye...no....not only does it outright insult intelligence but also consciousness. Not a single damn plausible moment right from the start.

HunterICX

[Jimbuna]

The Killer Shrews (1959)

Admittedly I came home from the pub as it was starting.

[Osmium Steele]

I may be risking my Mystic Knights membership here, but I'd nominate Forbidden Zone (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0080752/).

Herve Villechaise, Susan Tyrrell, Danny Elfman as Satan.

A mysterious door in the basement of the Hercules house leads to the Sixth Dimension by way of a gigantic set of intestine. When Frenchy slips through the door, King Fausto falls in love with her. The jealous Queen Doris takes Frenchy prisoner, and it is up to the Hercules family and friend Squeezit Henderson to rescue her.

[frau kaleun]

The Killer Shrews (1959)

Admittedly I came home from the pub as it was starting.

I couldn't even get through the MST3K sendup of that one. And that's saying something. :nope:

[antikristuseke]

I watch really bad movies has a hobby so there are too many to list, but here are a few off the top of my head

The Amazing Petrified World
Attack of the Wasp Woman
She Gods of Shark Reef
Zombie Strippers
The Other Guys
Carnosaur series
Scorpius Gigantus
Dinocroc
Santa Claus Conquers the Martians
Blood Rayne, hell, anything by Uwe Boll
The Horrors of Spider Island

[Herr-Berbunch]

I can see a theme running through those titles, maybe you should change the genre of the films you watch? :hmmm:

That said, how on earth could Zombie Strippers be a bad movie? It's got it all, zombies, and strippers...

[Dowly]

^ And Jenna Jameson :yep:

[STEED]

Jaws 3...No wait a second, Jaws 4.

[antikristuseke]

I can see a theme running through those titles, maybe you should change the genre of the films you watch? :hmmm: Read the first sentence of my post

That said, how on earth could Zombie Strippers be a bad movie? It's got it all, zombies, and strippers...

just watch it

[Jimbuna]

I couldn't even get through the MST3K sendup of that one. And that's saying something. :nope:

LOL :DL

[Hinrich Schwab]

...anything by Uwe Boll

Uwe Boll is so bad at making movies that Ed Wood would call this guy a no-talent hack.

Bernard could make a better movie than Uwe Boll!:nope:

[Sailor Steve]

Uwe Boll is so bad at making movies that Ed Wood would call this guy a no-talent hack.
:rotfl2: :rock:

[Hinrich Schwab]

:rotfl2: :rock:

Thank you very much!:D:D :Kaleun_Thumbs_Up::D:D

[BossMark]

Independence Day springs to mind as being totally crap :yep:

[Dread Knot]

Independence Day springs to mind as being totally crap :yep:

As dismal as that is I felt that Armageddon starring Bruce Willis a few years later, made ID look like Star Wars.

[STEED]

Independence Day springs to mind as being totally crap :yep:

Rubbish..It was a well made film fit to burn and scatter the ashes to the four winds. :rotfl2:

[Jimbuna]

Street Fighter (Van Damme).

[Garion]

The Money Pit...

Cheers

Garion

[Jimbuna]

Soul Plane :o

[u crank]

Worst movie..hmm.. you know that one with the guy and thingy and the end I guessed right away. That one that had the really good trailer and the nice girl who couldn't act. Everybody was talking about it. I know I wasn't the only one who was disappointed. What was that movie? Hmm... I think I saw it twice.

[Biggles]

Hm, well, the movie(s) I hate the most is Kill Bill 1 and 2. Disgustingly bad in my opinion. I fully understand that they are visually "interesting" and such, and I wouldn't call them the worst movies in terms of directing, but....I don't know, it's just something I really really despise with these two clunkers...

[Hinrich Schwab]

Street Fighter (Van Damme).

This movie definitely sucked, but to be fair, watching Raul Julia completely chew the scenery and ham it up every chance he got is its own form of entertainment.:D:haha:

[STEED]

Mega shark Vs giant octopus.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fa7ck5mcd1o

My brain must have been out to lunch that day. :har:


BTW: This one looks even worst! The trailer did me in.

Sharktopus
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U87zVkIXNI0&NR=1&feature=endscreen

[BossMark]

Titanic 2 as also got be a contender for the crappiest film ever
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f720MNvOeVc

[Platapus]

Perhaps the worst movie ever, hasn't arrived yet.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z4IoUo_ZJkY

And there would be much sadness in the world. :nope:

[Sailor Steve]

My brain must have been out to lunch that day. :har:
There are great movies that we don't like (Citizen Kane is one of mine) and there are awful movies that we like in spite of ourselves (Zardoz is one of those for me).

Your brain wasn't out to lunch that day, it was just hoping that might be one of the latter. It wasn't, and you blame yourself. No need. You and I have wasted time and money on worse things, and will again, and all because we live in hope. :sunny:

[Torplexed]

There are great movies that we don't like (Citizen Kane is one of mine) and there are awful movies that we like in spite of ourselves (Zardoz is one of those for me).


AAAAAaaaaugggghh!

You had to mention Zardoz. Connery's plunge from 007 to double oh no. Ack!

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_W823YIU5jJg/TT_Pju9AzRI/AAAAAAAAAYs/JgKhRMZwbLw/s640/633671721978931844-Zardoz.jpg

[nikimcbee]

I was forced to see "Notting Hill":dead:, but that's a chick flick, so that doesn't count.

[gimpy117]

tree of life.

we turned it off and took it back to the video store. You would have to be a stuck up wine drinking art snob to even remotely like it

http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/TrueArtIsIncomprehensible

[Sailor Steve]

AAAAAaaaaugggghh!

You had to mention Zardoz. Connery's plunge from 007 to double oh no. Ack!
I suppose you have no guilty pleasures at all? And I didn't make you post the picture, so you're the one to blame here. :O:

[Torplexed]

I suppose you have no guilty pleasures at all?

Well, if it's guilty pleasure then in place of Connery in a nappy, I'll take 1988's Space Mutiny with it's regurgitated Battlestar Galactica bits. :O:

http://myspace.roflposters.com/images/rofl/myspace/1222184766925.jpg.%5Broflposters.com%5D.myspace.jp g

[nikimcbee]

Oh, I thought of one, and I have actually watch the whole thing...:dead::dead::dead:

Santa Claus Conquers the Martians.
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0058548/

[TLAM Strike]

Well, if it's guilty pleasure then in place of Connery in a nappy, I'll take 1988's Space Mutiny with it's regurgitated Battlestar Galactica bits. :O:

http://myspace.roflposters.com/images/rofl/myspace/1222184766925.jpg.%5Broflposters.com%5D.myspace.jp g

Required... (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6Vb2U89EJG4)
:O:

[Jimbuna]

Die Hard Dracula

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0162930/

[krashkart]

AAAAAaaaaugggghh!

You had to mention Zardoz. Connery's plunge from 007 to double oh no. Ack!

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_W823YIU5jJg/TT_Pju9AzRI/AAAAAAAAAYs/JgKhRMZwbLw/s640/633671721978931844-Zardoz.jpg

Reposting because it's like, uh, a really bad car accident. I just... I can't look away it's so awful... :dead:

[STEED]

There are great movies that we don't like (Citizen Kane is one of mine) and there are awful movies that we like in spite of ourselves (Zardoz is one of those for me).

Your brain wasn't out to lunch that day, it was just hoping that might be one of the latter. It wasn't, and you blame yourself. No need. You and I have wasted time and money on worse things, and will again, and all because we live in hope. :sunny:

Hey the flying stone head! :haha:

Saw Zardoz twice and still I don't get it.

[Herr-Berbunch]

Animal Farm was nothing like the Orwell book :nope: lots of scantily-clad ladies and no pig called Napoleon! :06:



;)

[nikimcbee]

Animal Farm was nothing like the Orwell book :nope: lots of scantily-clad ladies and no pig called Napoleon! :06:



;)

Which version was that? Sounds like you saw the porn version.:hmmm::haha:

[krashkart]

Animal Farm was nothing like the Orwell book :nope: lots of scantily-clad ladies and no pig called Napoleon! :06:



;)

http://www.hollywoodteenmovies.com/AnimalGallery1.jpg

[nikimcbee]

http://www.hollywoodteenmovies.com/AnimalGallery1.jpg


:har::har::har::yeah::salute:

[Reece]

I remember that, an interpretation of a zit!!:haha:

[Sailor Steve]

Saw Zardoz twice and still I don't get it.
I take it then you've never dropped acid...

I got it the first time. And the second. and the third.

Of course the naked chicks helped. But I got the message, man. I really really did! :D

[frau kaleun]

Required... (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6Vb2U89EJG4)
:O:

*wipes tear from eye*

You, sir, are a scholar and a gentleman.

[Sailor Steve]

You, sir, are a scholar and a gentleman.
:yep:

"Bob Johnson...oh, wait." :rock:

[nikimcbee]

*wipes tear from eye*

You, sir, are a scholar and a gentleman.

ha-rumph
http://www.mst3k.com/

[JU_88]

A british independant movie called "Hidiouse Kinky" (a romance :x)
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0136244/
I belive its based on a book, anyway I saw it on a date with a Polish girl back in 1999, I can honestly say it was the dullest movie ever made, literally nothing happens :yawn:
So boring we almost walked out.

Dont get me wrong, being the compromising boyfriend that I am- Ive sat though a fair amount of moden U.S & British Romantic comedies, I can just about tolerate them, but the formula is always the same, an hour of will they/wont they tension, then at the end it all goes to crap, then they miraculously get together at the end (usally on some public platform so a crowd can give them an applause, puke, puke....)
Im happy that Miss JU_88 is in to psycho thrillers, and 'who dun it' crime dramas, much more up my ally :) She'll even sit though the odd war movie so long as it has a decent narrative. :woot:

[Agiel7]

When I was 17 on a late Friday night and I may or may not have been toking, my friends managed to convince me to watch X-Men: The Last Stand with them (the only conditions in which I can be convinced to watch a movie involving superheroes).

Even sto... ahem... tired out of my mind, I was able to determine that was probably the flat-out worst combination of poor writing, poor directing, and poor acting I have had the displeasure of witnessing in my 23 years.

I like to think I have discerning tastes in films, which is why I have to be dragged by friends to watch a movie I even have an inkling is going to be bad. Sure, I could have watched something that was monumentally bad like this "The Room" I keep hearing about, but I should thank my lucky stars that the ones close to me aren't that cruel enough to subject me to that :salute:

[BossMark]

Heres a few more crap movies that spring to mind
Grease 1 and 2
High School musical 1, 2 and 3
Heavens Gate
Catwoman
And last of all (thinks this might have been posted)
U-571

[Jimbuna]

The Incredibly Strange Creatures Who Stopped Living and Became Mixed-Up Zombies!!?

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0057181/

[Osmium Steele]

Grease 1 and 2


Grease was the first 8-track I ever bought with my own money!!

And Michelle Pfeiffer stradling the stepladder in Grease 2? Worth the price of admission right there! Man she was hot!

http://www.show-and-stay.co.uk/magazine/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/grease2.jpg

:Kaleun_Los:

[krashkart]

The Incredibly Strange Creatures Who Stopped Living and Became Mixed-Up Zombies!!?

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0057181/

:har:

At first I didn't believe you, but then I looked at the link. :rotfl2:

[Sailor Steve]

(the only conditions in which I can be convinced to watch a movie involving superheroes)
Too bad, because there have been some very good ones, including the first two X-Men flicks. The Iron Man movies are probably the best of the best. Too bad you had to start with one of the worst.

[STEED]

I take it then you've never dropped acid...

I got it the first time. And the second. and the third.

Of course the naked chicks helped. But I got the message, man. I really really did! :D

Dose sniffing toilet duck count? :haha:

[STEED]

Das Boot....















....Dubbed.

[Hinrich Schwab]

Heres a few more crap movies that spring to mind
...
And last of all (thinks this might have been posted)
U-571

Actually, I liked this movie...best comedy I ever saw, yet the producers expect us to take it so seriously. :woot::D:haha:

Seriously, this movie was pretty rough. When I sit down and watch it, I point to little things and start going, "That is crap"...."That didn't happen."..."Yeah, right." and "Isn't the HMS Bulldog supposed to be here somewhere?"

Flat, cardboard characters and a plot that reveals itself in the first fifteen minutes, "U-571" is a torpedo on a circle run.

[BossMark]

Actually, I liked this movie...best comedy I ever saw, yet the producers expect us to take it so seriously. :woot::D:haha:

Seriously, this movie was pretty rough. When I sit down and watch it, I point to little things and start going, "That is crap"...."That didn't happen."..."Yeah, right." and "Isn't the HMS Bulldog supposed to be here somewhere?"

Flat, cardboard characters and a plot that reveals itself in the first fifteen minutes, "U-571" is a torpedo on a circle run.
And what makes it very embarrassing I actually paid for the DVD :wah::wah:

[Jimbuna]

And what makes it very embarrassing I actually paid for the DVD :wah::wah:

Should make a good coaster :DL

[Hinrich Schwab]

And what makes it very embarrassing I actually paid for the DVD :wah::wah:

There, there. I wasted my money, too.:):haha:

[Stealhead]

"They Live" is pretty bad but it has a lot of cheesy one liners and the way it is filmed it is kind of entertaining in a weird way but I am sure not the way it is meant to have been.Like how you can see "them" with special pair of sunglasses and the famous "I'm here to kick ass and chew bubblegum and I'm all out of bubblegum." Actually I kind of like that movie.

For a movie that I really did walk out on it would be Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas it was just boring just two guys tripping out in early 70's Las Vegas you'd think it would have been really funny but it was not.

[Sailor Steve]

For a movie that I really did walk out on it would be Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas it was just boring just two guys tripping out in early 70's Las Vegas you'd think it would have been really funny but it was not.
Ooh, thanks for reminding me.

Leaving Las Vegas. The good: Nicholas Cage did deserve the Oscar he won for best actor. Elisabeth Shue topless.

The bad: Pretty much everything else. The story, mainly. A man who decides to commit suicide by drinking himself to death. A woman who believes that if she really loves him it's her job to help him do it. Pathetic, dreary, useless. Well made, but of what?

[Stealhead]

An Air Force friend of mine really loved that flick for some reason he was a heavy drinker as well(though I'd not consider him to have been an alcoholic well perhaps a social one) maybe it reminded him not to go to far with the booze and wind up like Cage did.