View Full Version : If I were the Devil, by Paul Harvey part 2
:har:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LJc8Mzg0C-c&feature=youtube_gdata_player (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LJc8Mzg0C-c&feature=youtube_gdata_player) ...If I were the Devil I'd have Paul Harvey spamming from beyond the grave, your actions are louder than words, it's the message you fear more than the spam, it was not my intent too spam anything I just clicked and copied that page for the date that the article was produced, so it must be:har: the Devil is way better than I to sneak a spam message in there for you too pick up on.:har::har::har: Just remember Islam doesn't care much about you aitheis either, if you don't believe in
Al it's off with your head.:doh::doh::doh: I also think he missed a couple of points , if I were the devil I'd make you so dependant on me that you couldn't live without me, I 'd break all my promises and leave you, just too watch you crawl on your hands and knees, to look for worms to eat. So do you still believe that the Government cares about you.
the_tyrant
03-03-12, 11:05 AM
Are you asking to be sent to the brig?
BossMark
03-03-12, 11:13 AM
Are you asking to be sent to the brig?
Looking that way isn't it :03:
Takeda Shingen
03-03-12, 11:21 AM
It isn't your message, yubba. Everything was fine when it was just the YouTube link. Then you went and edited in an entire webpage, complete with links for donations. SubSim.com has never permitted that sort of copy-pasting and since this is not your first day on the forum, you should have known better.
You might want to rethink some of that hostility towards the boss.
Tribesman
03-03-12, 12:34 PM
I never realised Neal was an errrr...aithesis:doh:
It does raise the question though, has the welfare cheque come through and yubba fallen off the wagon into the malt liquor bargain basement where he can eat worms while sitting on his stash of ammo without the threat of our reptilian overlords and their secret telescopes?
Onkel Neal
03-03-12, 12:38 PM
yubba, I don't care about the message, I just don't want the spammy style of copy and paste rubbish I used to get in email daily. It makes the forum look bad. I know, that's a subjective call, but that's the it it's going to be. Ok?
Neal
http://www.determinismsucks.net/archive/Time_for_ponies-%28n1297248458213%29.jpg
http://images.cheezburger.com/completestore/2011/12/23/817e0be0-7f6f-4747-9301-2e874dd49d78.jpg
http://chzmemebase.files.wordpress.com/2011/10/memes-color-spectrum-running-fast.jpg
kraznyi_oktjabr
03-03-12, 12:48 PM
yubba, I don't care about the message, I just don't want the spammy style of copy and paste rubbish I used to get in email daily. I makes the forum look bad. I know, that's a subjective call, but that's the it it's going to be. Ok?
Neal:hmmm: Shouldn't that be "It makes"?
:hmmm: Shouldn't that be "It makes"?
Depends who you ask. :O:
Betonov
03-03-12, 12:57 PM
Speaking of the devil, I made one HELL of a batch of peaches the other day.
Kere's a picture what they're supposed to look, mine are a bit less aesthetical but a lot more tasty
http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2263/2243920677_7e0ac0a1ae_o.jpg
TLAM Strike
03-03-12, 12:58 PM
I never realised Neal was an errrr...aithesis:doh:
Aithesis? Is that the opposite of a thesis? :hmmm:
:haha:
Tribesman
03-03-12, 01:08 PM
Aithesis? Is that the opposite of a thesis?
No its a rubbish thesis due to a bad Ai, these games developers really need to pull their finger out.
CaptainHaplo
03-03-12, 01:26 PM
Aithesis? Is that the opposite of a thesis? :hmmm:
:haha:
You mean the Onkel is really an AI running on a computer somewhere - and its all someone's thesis work? Wow....
kiwi_2005
03-03-12, 02:58 PM
I dont know who Paul Harvey is but he's to late! The Devil is Charlie Sheen! Oh no wait hes a warlock :har:
Onkel Neal
03-03-12, 04:09 PM
:hmmm: Shouldn't that be "It makes"?
Yeah, sorry, typo on my paert. Maybe a Freudian slip? :D
You mean the Onkel is really an AI running on a computer somewhere...
Probably not an AI.
If it is, someone really has an eye for details, though:
Yeah, sorry, typo on my paert.
Tchocky
03-03-12, 05:10 PM
Feel like I missed all the fun :DL
Sailor Steve
03-03-12, 09:46 PM
And we all missed the part where he wrote "but that's the it it's going to be."
Sorry, Neal. It's just not your day. :rotfl2:
TLAM Strike
03-03-12, 09:53 PM
http://img88.imageshack.us/img88/4827/internetmemesbraceyoure.jpg
CaptainMattJ.
03-04-12, 01:08 AM
The ponies...THE PONIES....THEYRE EVERYWHERE
I Go on facebook and 6 friends have posted about mylilpony (dont ask me why),and now i come here and its more ponies.
The pony invasion has begun...
http://img.ponibooru.org/images/b5/b5e303a56f4f49476caa33752572c8e0
Hottentot
03-04-12, 01:30 AM
You're all laughing at Neal's typos after reading the OP? I'm still trying to decrypt it, and it keeps changing everytime I open this thread. :o
Tribesman
03-04-12, 03:18 AM
I'm still trying to decrypt it, and it keeps changing everytime I open this thread.
Decrypt it???
I thought it was written in yubbatalk which is easy to decypher even with his ongoing edits.
You take the first part and look at the first letter of the first word. using the secret penguin book of reptilian code you see that always represents the set of letters N.O.N.
Then you look for a reference to basements, worms or government and for each one present or implied you add the set of letters S.E. up to a minimum/maximum of tutu/two/too/to times
When you put it together you get N.O.N.S.E.S.E. which can be confusing at first glance until you come back tomorrow and edit in a missing N. to complete the picture.
Betonov
03-04-12, 03:28 AM
Decrypt it???
I thought it was written in yubbatalk which is easy to decypher even with his ongoing edits.
You're all laughing at Neal's typos after reading the OP? I'm still trying to decrypt it, and it keeps changing everytime I open this thread. :o
Why are you all so hard on Yuba. So he's Azerbaidjani and english is not his first language.
And Neal proabibly still has shaky fingers after his run in with the google car, that explains the typos
The ponies...THE PONIES....THEYRE EVERYWHERE
I Go on facebook and 6 friends have posted about mylilpony (dont ask me why),and now i come here and its more ponies.
The pony invasion has begun...
:har:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MHVxRyi5C0c
I'm glad I could brighten your day, so I'm a horrible speller and I did fail english, so I'm not perfect, so what, AL is short for alluha problably mispelled that too, since I don't care much for speaking the names of false gods' now I got too go and wash my mouth out with some bacon and some other pork products, why should I respect some faith that doesn't care in the least about mine... ????? I love how the lefties try too, start to talk, well uhmm you see aaaa big well new intofative maybe comprehensive got to do it right away and you say I don't make cents,:haha::haha::haha: who said I had 2. You all have a nice day, almost forgot, If I were the Devil I would cause the rise in the prices of gas and food too the point of a global crisis, and while you toilled away to find a way too feed your family, I'd fly off some where nice and stuff my face with some lobster have a nice day.
mookiemookie
03-04-12, 09:45 AM
I love how the lefties try too, start to talk, well uhmm you see aaaa big well new intofative maybe comprehensive got to do it right away and you say I don't make cents,:haha::haha::haha: who said I had 2.
I cannot parse this group of words into any sort of coherent meaning. I've tried. Does anyone have a Rosetta Stone for yubba-ish?
Onkel Neal
03-04-12, 09:57 AM
And we all missed the part where he wrote "but that's the it it's going to be."
Sorry, Neal. It's just not your day. :rotfl2:
Yeah, when I make a typo that actually changes the context of my post, such as "not" instead of "now", I try to work in the word "intellgent" in their somewhere...
Torplexed
03-04-12, 10:05 AM
I cannot parse this group of words into any sort of coherent meaning. I've tried. Does anyone have a Rosetta Stone for yubba-ish?
I'm fairly certain Yubbaish falls under the Doobage linguistic group.
http://sixmeatbuffet.com/images/phelps2.jpg
Tribesman
03-04-12, 10:28 AM
I've tried. Does anyone have a Rosetta Stone for yubba-ish?
There is a shortcut to the standard interpretation of anything in yubberish
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5hfYJsQAhl0&feature=player_embedded
kraznyi_oktjabr
03-04-12, 10:31 AM
I cannot parse this group of words into any sort of coherent meaning. I've tried. Does anyone have a Rosetta Stone for yubba-ish?Unfortunately I don't have. If you find someone who have more than he/she needs could you ask to send one to me aswell? I also have troubles in understanding yubba's latest post.
Unfortunately I don't have. If you find someone who have more than he/she needs could you ask to send one to me aswell? I also have troubles in understanding yubba's latest post.
Only his latest post?
.........alluha ..........
Alluha.....:hmmm:
The hawaiian god?:haha:
Yep ,that makes sense....
fear not my child the worst that can happen to you is:
http://planetoddity.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/funny-darth-vader-5.jpg (http://planetoddity.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/funny-darth-vader-5.jpg)
kraznyi_oktjabr
03-04-12, 11:25 AM
Only his latest post?Okay, okay. I admit. SOME other posts aswell. :DL
You know. I'm leftie, how could I understand yubba all the time?
(For the record: I usually vote conservative parties)
I cannot parse this group of words into any sort of coherent meaning. I've tried. Does anyone have a Rosetta Stone for yubba-ish?
then you must be a conservative it didn't make cents too me either, but that's what seems too pass through the lips of the left. If I were the Devil, I would borrow as much from others, as I could with no intent of paying it back, and then I would take a long vacation and stuff my face with lobster. u have a nice day. Knew I spelled AL's name wrong oopps got too get some more bacon mouthwash bad yubba.
Sailor Steve
03-04-12, 12:55 PM
Yeah, when I make a typo that actually changes the context of my post, such as "not" instead of "now", I try to work in the word "intellgent" in their somewhere...
Now I'm feeling guilty. I do like to tease, but you are still one of my favorite people.
Just thought you should know. :sunny:
Knew I spelled AL's name wrong oopps got too get some more bacon mouthwash bad yubba.
Who cares...Take it easy yubba.:D
Other than that have fun.:salute:
http://www.mybadpad.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/03/bacon-hypnosis.jpg
Stealhead
03-04-12, 01:52 PM
I vote that yubba get a best of Subsim award for 2012.
gimpy117
03-04-12, 06:04 PM
ummm...whats with the ponies...kinda sick of that meme
I vote that yubba get a best of Subsim award for 2012.
Best what of Subsim?!?
ummm...whats with the ponies...kinda sick of that meme
Gotta work ponies in there somewhere...I mean, what else is the point of this thread? :hmmm:
If I were the devil, I'd whisper in the ear of every women, with wisdom of a sneaky snake that I am, as I did Eve, and say that every progressive liberal democrat is in bed with the muslim brotherhood. Just too see what the Dems would do with all that free birth control.:har::har: Ladies the sale of bur kas start after the re-election of Obama.
Why do you care? Isn't world going to end soon? You know, that whole Planet X stuff? :88)
(Sorry, couldn't resist.)
Torplexed
03-05-12, 08:53 PM
If I were the devil, I'd whisper in the ear of every women, with wisdom of a sneaky snake that I am, as I did Eve, and say that every progressive liberal democrat is in bed with muslim brotherhood. Just too see what they would do with all that free birth control.:har::har: Ladies the sale of bur kas start after the re-election of Obama.
http://images.cafepress.com/image/22453595_400x400.jpg
Ahhh. That's better. Everything makes sense now. :)
Why do you care? Isn't world going to end soon? You know, that whole Planet X stuff? :88)
(Sorry, couldn't resist.) no that thing blew by years ago remember the spiral rocket, award for me, gee I have nothing to wear, and there's so much too do, man shouldn't have eaten all that bacon.
Stealhead
03-05-12, 10:01 PM
Should not have eaten what bacon from where?
<snip>
Ahhh. That's better. Everything makes sense now. :)
I prefer to look at it like a stream of consciousness style of poetry. Reminds me of open mic night at that coffee house I hung out at during college.
kraznyi_oktjabr
03-06-12, 02:59 AM
Sometimes, when reading posts by yubba and bubblehead1980 I get impression that there is a civil war going on in USA... :doh:
...or that both NSDAP and Communists are in election ballot. :06:
Tribesman
03-06-12, 03:04 AM
Reminds me of open mic night at that coffee house I hung out at during college.
Given the statements in yubberish I would say that must be very strange coffee they were serving if they can be compared.
Should not have eaten what bacon from where?
Worm bacon from the basement.
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