View Full Version : Is Madonna Frau Kaleun?
Coincidence? I don't think so...
http://www.subsim.com/radioroom/images/ranks/valkyrie.jpg
http://image.take40.com/300x400/Madonna_Superbowl_01_2012_342x456.jpg
krashkart
02-07-12, 06:54 AM
You might be on to something there. :hmmm:
BossMark
02-07-12, 07:07 AM
You might be on to something there. :hmmm:
He definitely has :D
Yes I concur, Frau Kaleun is really Madonna!!:yep:
Osmium Steele
02-07-12, 08:17 AM
Hey Frau! Loved your first album, but everything you've done since has been crap.
Kthxbye
frau kaleun
02-07-12, 08:19 AM
What the... SHE STOLE MY BLING!!!! :stare:
Also: :rotfl2:
the_tyrant
02-07-12, 08:25 AM
Hey Frau! Loved your first album, but everything you've done since has been crap.
Kthxbye
Nah, the videos are fine, I just turn down the volume and play some KISS in the back:O:
krashkart
02-07-12, 08:46 AM
So... ummm, Frau... hows about a wardrobe malfunction? :D
von Kinderei
02-07-12, 09:24 AM
:sign_yeah: ... :yep:
You guys really need to get girlfriends. :yep:
krashkart
02-07-12, 09:41 AM
You guys really need to get girlfriends. :yep:
You are so right, man. God I'm pathetic. :wah:
Herr-Berbunch
02-07-12, 09:45 AM
You guys really need to get girlfriends. :yep:
Is FK not our girlfriend? :hmmm:
Ah, you had an 's' on the end, we need at least one more - does Reece not count when wearing his 'Pretty Woman' outfit at weekends? :O:
Is FK not our girlfriend? :hmmm:
Ah, you had an 's' on the end, we need at least one more - does Reece not count when wearing his 'Pretty Woman' outfit at weekends? :O:
Oh you need a girlfriend the most of all! :O:
Herr-Berbunch
02-07-12, 10:13 AM
Oh you need a girlfriend the most of all! :O:
That's what I've been trying to tell the wife... :03:
frau kaleun
02-07-12, 10:46 AM
So... ummm, Frau... hows about a wardrobe malfunction? :D
http://img209.imageshack.us/img209/4286/bffsf.jpg
Talk to the dragon cuz the Dovahkiin ain't listenin'. :|\\
krashkart
02-07-12, 10:50 AM
Talk to the dragon cuz the Dovahkiin ain't listenin'. :|\\
What dragon? Smokey Robinson Jr. Jr.? My precious little schmoopy? You killed him, remember? :stare:
frau kaleun
02-07-12, 10:55 AM
What dragon? Smokey Robinson Jr. Jr.? My precious little schmoopy? You killed him, remember? :stare:
Well, he shouldn't have tried to eat the owner and operator of the Windhelm Carriage Service. Do you have any idea how long a walk it is from Windhelm to anywhere else I want to go? And these Daedric boots, while very pretty, were most definitely *not* made for walking.
Larry U-136
02-07-12, 10:55 AM
More like Irma Grese
krashkart
02-07-12, 11:16 AM
Well, he shouldn't have tried to eat the owner and operator of the Windhelm Carriage Service. Do you have any idea how long a walk it is from Windhelm to anywhere else I want to go? And these Daedric boots, while very pretty, were most definitely *not* made for walking.
Well, the owner of Windhelm Carriage Service shouldn't have dismissed Smokey as "nothing more than an overweight, overfed and underburdened fetcher". :nope: Do you have any idea how many pack guars I had to round up just to get poor Smokey to stop crying after that whole distressing affair? At least two... there may have been a dozen more, but you get the idea. :shifty: You would be very surprised at just how tender a dragon's feelings really are -- if you had any feelings. :stare: Sure, dragons may be all teeth, scales and burny flamingness on the outside, but on the inside they are pure marshmallowy goodness. :yep:
Jimbuna
02-07-12, 11:48 AM
http://ic2.pbase.com/o6/77/606277/1/71346458.o7jRysLW.ShemaleFriday.JPG
Sailor Steve
02-07-12, 11:52 AM
Nah, the videos are fine, I just turn down the volume and play some KISS in the back:O:
So you like to make it worse?
Sailor Steve
02-07-12, 11:55 AM
You guys really need to get girlfriends. :yep:
I've tried. Not one of them will have me. :cry:
krashkart
02-07-12, 11:58 AM
I've tried. Not one of them will have me. :cry:
They just looking for a fling, brother. :shifty:
Sailor Steve
02-07-12, 12:00 PM
They just looking for a fling, brother. :shifty:
I could live with that. But no, that's not in the cards either. :dead:
krashkart
02-07-12, 12:03 PM
I could live with that. But no, that's not in the cards either. :dead:
Shoot. I'm all outta cards now, dude. :hmmm:
Sailor Steve
02-07-12, 12:11 PM
Shoot. I'm all outta cards now, dude. :hmmm:
It's okay. I folded years ago. :sunny:
krashkart
02-07-12, 12:28 PM
It's okay. I folded years ago. :sunny:
How did the chorus go to that Kenny Loggins song? "Gotta know when to fold 'em, bay-baaay. Cuz' we're ridin' to the danger zone! (on a one-horse open sleigh, in the commuter lane) *grrriiiiind squeal*" :rock:
soopaman2
02-07-12, 12:28 PM
So you like to make it worse?
Instead of offering a date just offer outright cash...
After all, you pay either way, either by buying dinner for multiple dates, time invested etc. And hookers don't want a ring or alimony.:D
Sailor Steve
02-07-12, 12:30 PM
How did the chorus go to that Kenny Loggins song? "Gotta know when to fold 'em, baby. Cuz' we're ridin' to the danger zone! (on a one-horse open sleigh, in the commuter lane)" :rock:
Too many Kennys! :x
krashkart
02-07-12, 12:30 PM
And hookers don't want a ring or alimony.:D
Well... there was that one in Bangkok. :oops:
Sailor Steve
02-07-12, 12:34 PM
Instead of offering a date just offer outright cash...
I was referring to The Tyrant preferring Kiss to Madonna. Of course it's hard to find anything worse than Madonna, but Kiss just might take that cake.
krashkart
02-07-12, 12:35 PM
Too many Kennys! :x
:har: Sorry man... my brain was forced awake too early this morning. :DL
Jimbuna
02-07-12, 01:27 PM
This one hooker I would never pay
http://tvseriesfinale.com/assets/tjhooker11a.jpg
You know, you never see Madonna and Frau Kaleun at the same place at the same time...just saying... :hmmm:
nikimcbee
02-07-12, 03:42 PM
That's what I've been trying to tell the wife... :03:
:haha:. She's the hired help.
nikimcbee
02-07-12, 03:43 PM
You know, you never see Madonna and Frau Kaleun at the same place at the same time...just saying... :hmmm:
You're thinking of Micheal and Latoya:haha:
Jimbuna
02-07-12, 03:53 PM
You're thinking of Micheal and Latoya:haha:
Behave yersel :DL
Armistead
02-07-12, 04:14 PM
You know, you never see Madonna and Frau Kaleun at the same place at the same time...just saying... :hmmm:
Doe's Frau lip sync, cuz Madonna sure did, course seems they all do for the superbowl
frau kaleun
02-07-12, 04:24 PM
Sure, dragons may be all teeth, scales and burny flamingness on the outside, but on the inside they are pure marshmallowy goodness. :yep:
Having looted their insides on many occasions, and not yet found a single solitary marshmallow, I beg to differ. :hmph:
Doe's Frau lip sync, cuz Madonna sure did, course seems they all do for the superbowl
You have to lip sync; the acoustics of a football stadium, particularly an indoor stadium are really disorienting (various echoes at varied time delays, etc.) and are worse in a show of the type like a Superbowl half time show, what with all the running around a performer has to do. There is also the "fail-safe" aspect: if a piece of equipment, especially a microphone goes out, you have a situation such as befell the Black-Eyed peas when one of the singer's mics failed. If you lip sync, the chance of a failure is minimized. If all an act had to do was stand in pretty much one place and had the luxury of no time limit for an end, it would be easier to play live, but, when you have only twelve or so minutes to play and nail it first time out with all the associated hub-bub of setting up and tearing down so they can get back to the game, you have to live with the fact your dulcet tones will have to rely on Memorex...
Having looted their insides on many occasions, and not yet found a single solitary marshmallow, I beg to differ. :hmph:
Perhaps you should seek dragons of the Puff variety (or, perhaps, Stay Puft variety)... :D
kiwi_2005
02-07-12, 07:39 PM
I knew it! Frau is a virgin!!!!
frau kaleun
02-07-12, 07:56 PM
I knew it! Frau is a virgin!!!!
No, mate. Like a virgin.
Goodness knows it's been long enough. :O:
nikimcbee
02-07-12, 07:56 PM
I knew it! Frau is a virgin!!!!
:help:
Steering clear of minefield...
Anywhooo, It can't be the Frau, cuz I've seen the Frau's yahoo avatar, and she's pretty cute as the avatar is most likely accurate:hmmm:.
Now Madonna is an old windbag, so it can't be the Frau. Maybe you are thiking of Reece?:hmmm:
frau kaleun
02-07-12, 08:07 PM
Anywhooo, It can't be the Frau, cuz I've seen the Frau's yahoo avatar, and she's pretty cute as the avatar is most likely accurate:hmmm:.
Yahoo? Yahoo? I don't even remember having a Yahoo avatar, can't imagine how anyone here would've seen it. At any rate it must date from the Jurassic period so neener neener joke's on you. :haha:
nikimcbee
02-07-12, 08:18 PM
Yahoo? Yahoo? I don't even remember having a Yahoo avatar, can't imagine how anyone here would've seen it. At any rate it must date from the Jurassic period so neener neener joke's on you. :haha:
http://i2.kym-cdn.com/entries/icons/original/000/004/457/challenge.jpg
:hmmm: It's in your sports profile:D
frau kaleun
02-07-12, 09:17 PM
:hmmm: It's in your sports profile:D
Oh yeah I forgot about that. NCAA bowl games. How'd I do? :haha:
Osmium Steele
02-08-12, 08:58 AM
Gozer: Choose the form your destruction will take!
Osmium: Hah, that Frau! She has some funny posts.
Gozer: The form has been chosen!
http://dawnali.com/celebritygossip/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/2ad1madonna-super-bowl-halftime-show-01.jpg
Osmium: Whoa! Ho! Ho! Woa-oh!
Gozer: The Traveller has come!
Osmium: Ah, hell.........
nikimcbee
02-08-12, 09:19 AM
Gozer: Choose the form your destruction will take!
Osmium: Hah, that Frau! She has some funny posts.
Gozer: The form has been chosen!
http://dawnali.com/celebritygossip/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/2ad1madonna-super-bowl-halftime-show-01.jpg
Osmium: Whoa! Ho! Ho! Woa-oh!
Gozer: The Traveller has come!
Osmium: Ah, hell.........
:har::woot::yeah:
frau kaleun
02-08-12, 09:32 AM
Gozer: Choose the form your destruction will take!
Osmium: Hah, that Frau! She has some funny posts.
Gozer: The form has been chosen!
http://dawnali.com/celebritygossip/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/2ad1madonna-super-bowl-halftime-show-01.jpg
Osmium: Whoa! Ho! Ho! Woa-oh!
Gozer: The Traveller has come!
Osmium: Ah, hell.........
:har:
:hmmm:
For some reason, I'm terrified beyond the capacity for rational thought.
Penguin
02-08-12, 09:49 AM
I buy this theory.
Did anyboby else notice that she didn't post here during the Superbowl halftime? :hmmm:
frau kaleun
02-08-12, 09:54 AM
I buy this theory.
Did anyboby else notice that she didn't post here during the Superbowl halftime? :hmmm:
I was busy avenging the sad, untimely death of a barnyard fowl.
http://i.qkme.me/359z1t.jpg
nikimcbee
02-08-12, 10:05 AM
:har:
:hmmm:
For some reason, I'm terrified beyond the capacity for rational thought.
Look at the bright side Frau, he could have chosen this:
http://www.freestyleonlinenews.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/stay-puff.jpg
http://www.mamapop.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/2009/03/27/oprah_winfrey.jpg
(I'm coming for you Osmium!)
http://2.bp.blogspot.com/__TAirjGWfLU/TO2o072L4TI/AAAAAAAADbo/WRywIHtZZQU/s1600/hillary_clinton.jpg
http://images.wikia.com/nickelodeon/images/d/d9/Spongebob-Happy-spongebob-squarepants-154897_338_432.jpg
:haha: Its hard to say which image is scarier.
Highbury
02-10-12, 06:17 AM
This is a hoax!
Would someone named "Frau Kaleun" really need a German translator? I think not!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ePzIrI9w2qY
Unless Frau and Madonna are both aliases.... I think she may be Gozer.... :o
http://dawnali.com/celebritygossip/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/2ad1madonna-super-bowl-halftime-show-01.jpg
What is this?...
A quiet evening at the Frau Haus?....
frau kaleun
02-10-12, 01:42 PM
What is this?...
A quiet evening at the Frau Haus?....
Ayup. Just me chillin' with my minions. Pretty routine evening around the old homestead. Later we'll make some popcorn and play Twister.
nikimcbee
02-10-12, 01:46 PM
Later we'll make some popcorn and play Twister.
http://cdn.static.ovimg.com/episode/178971.jpg
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Later we'll make some popcorn and play Twister.
Extra butter?...
frau kaleun
02-10-12, 03:32 PM
Extra butter?...
Well if yer gonna play Twister after, yeah. Goes without saying. :O:
:Dhttp://db3.stb.s-msn.com/i/12/EA9D68D5B7B8E4AF2F76A34C32E9D.jpg
"I can't believe it's not butter..."
(Sorry, I couldn't resist...) :D
frau kaleun
02-10-12, 03:54 PM
:Dhttp://db3.stb.s-msn.com/i/12/EA9D68D5B7B8E4AF2F76A34C32E9D.jpg
"I can't believe it's not butter..."
(Sorry, I couldn't resist...) :D
From what I've heard, neither could he. :O:
http://a1.phobos.apple.com/us/r1000/037/Purple/37/0c/19/mzl.ruzekckm.480x480-75.jpg
PARKAY!!!... :D
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