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Platapus
01-06-12, 08:12 AM
How about a Fart in a Jar?

http://www.brobible.com/bronews/story/for-sale-jar-of-farts


You think you got a ==== present for Christmas? Well at least you didn't get a jar of farts.


Of all the whimsical items for purchase on eBay, this is one of the stinkiest. Seller kbug1978 has a very unique product for sale, farts. It's not just farts, it's her farts in a very dainty, charming jar (http://guyspeed.com/woman-farts-in-a-jar-and-naturally-lists-it-on-ebay/).

Here's the details on this precious eBay trinket (http://www.ebay.com/itm/REAL-Fart-Jar-/270885919566?pt=LH_DefaultDomain_0&hash=item3f120f 1b4e#vi-desc):

Okay so here is the story. I joined the gym and started to eat right. Well apparently my body is not used to the "Healthy Food" that its been given and is giving me some pretty harsh smelling gas. You know the ones that kind of burn when they come out. Well, I farted by my brother and it made him literally sick. He said I should "Sell That ====" So I decided to take his word for it. I have been doing research on the best ways to fart in a container and have the smell be just as potent as a fresh fart. So not to give you all my details it starts in the tub. That way I am able to capture a fairly pure fart uncontaminated by atmospheric air. So if you want a REAL gag gift....this would be great! ( I have tested farts up to two weeks and they are still 100% potent as the first fart) When you purchase the Fart In a Jar, I will also be sending a picture of myself! Thanks for looking....Have a great day.

So this girl is attempting to make some money on her colon cleanse? America, what a country! The good news is that the auction for this container of ==== wind is ongoing and you still have two days to purchase this container of rectum puff. The winning bid is merely $2.50, so if you want a jar of farts, it won't set you back a lot. No offense to this fine lady, but if this was say the ass gas of say Irina Shayk or Kate Upton, I'd imagine that the bids would be in the tens of thousands of dollars.


Think this is made up?


http://www.ebay.com/itm/REAL-Fart-Jar-/270885919566?pt=LH_DefaultDomain_0&hash=item3f120f1b4e


Currently there are 13 bids already and the biding is up to $10.50


So, for that truly "Honey, you shouldn't have" gift, get your bids in soon. :up:

kraznyi_oktjabr
01-06-12, 09:02 AM
Will you make review of product for rest of subsim.com community? :D

Platapus
01-06-12, 09:25 AM
It stinks :D

Jimbuna
01-06-12, 11:10 AM
Something smells fishy to me :hmmm:

Sea Demon
01-06-12, 02:54 PM
WTH is this?!?!? :doh: Oh the things you see on the internet..............

razark
01-06-12, 08:23 PM
How about nothing (http://www.amazon.com/cub-Gift-of-Nothing/dp/B002J8VDXE/?tag=oddee-20)?


(Sadly, it seems to be out of stock. They apparently don't have nothing. Isn't that something?)

Sailor Steve
01-06-12, 09:38 PM
How about nothing (http://www.amazon.com/cub-Gift-of-Nothing/dp/B002J8VDXE/?tag=oddee-20)?


(Sadly, it seems to be out of stock. They apparently don't have nothing. Isn't that something?)
If they had nothing in stock I'd gladly order nothing, especially if the price was reasonable. I guess I'll have to settle for nothing else.


Why am I suddenly possessed by a desire to reread The Odyssee?

TarJak
01-06-12, 09:48 PM
If they had nothing in stock I'd gladly order nothing, especially if the price was reasonable. I guess I'll have to settle for nothing else.


Why am I suddenly possessed by a desire to reread The Odyssee?

Bloody nihilist.:O:

Sailor Steve
01-06-12, 11:35 PM
Bloody nihilist.:O:
:06:

Means nothing to me. :sunny:

Jimbuna
01-07-12, 08:22 AM
:06:

Means nothing to me. :sunny:

This possibly :hmmm:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nihilism

Sailor Steve
01-07-12, 01:08 PM
This possibly :hmmm:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nihilism
'Twas a joke. Nothing gained, nothing lost. :D

Jimbuna
01-07-12, 03:47 PM
Checkmate :sunny:

TarJak
01-08-12, 05:39 AM
Always trying to make something out of nothing.:O:

Sailor Steve
01-08-12, 11:41 AM
Always trying to make something out of nothing.:O:
Nothing is better than something. :D

soopaman2
01-08-12, 01:10 PM
She deserves this...

http://www.evtv1.com/player.aspx?itemnum=6234

And nothing more.:)

Kaye T. Bai
01-09-12, 09:55 AM
Why? What? :o

Sailor Steve
01-09-12, 09:59 AM
Don't worry, it's nothing.

Penguin
01-09-12, 02:20 PM
Well, this story reminds me of the sales pitch of this girl:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wyrFWbGiGOc
Maybe she found out that some gases are easier to obtain than Mount Everest air...
"Share the Air 2.0 - now even more eco-friendly as we used recycled air!" :D

Sailor Steve
01-09-12, 02:35 PM
I used to have a girlfriend I shared air with. Not the same thing though.

Jimbuna
01-09-12, 04:31 PM
I used to have a girlfriend I shared air with. Not the same thing though.

Pray tell more :hmmm:

:03:

Sailor Steve
01-09-12, 06:13 PM
Pray tell more :hmmm:

:03:
Umm...maybe I've said too much already. :oops:

Jimbuna
01-09-12, 06:51 PM
Pictures or it didn't happen :smug:








:O:

USS Drum
01-09-12, 07:04 PM
(Sadly, it seems to be out of stock. They apparently don't have nothing. Isn't that something?)

It's back in stock!

Jimbuna
01-10-12, 07:42 AM
It's back in stock!

Must have had pea and cabbage soup for supper last night :hmmm:

Sailor Steve
01-10-12, 10:44 AM
Hmm. Now I have to reconsider. I already have plenty of nothing, and, as the song goes, "Nothin' ain't worth nothin', but it's free." Of course my nothing is unofficial, and I can't take pictures of it, so it may not be real.

Have to think this over.

razark
01-10-12, 06:10 PM
It's back in stock!
Woo hoo! Now I can not buy something.

Sailor Steve
01-11-12, 03:11 AM
Woo hoo! Now I can not buy something.
Or not buy nothing, as the case may be.