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Walruss
01-03-12, 06:40 AM
1.) she watches Das Boot with you... and enjoys it!
2). She lets you play SH3... and asks questions about how Destroyers hunt you!
3. She Puts on your replica kauleun's hat while you play... and nothing else!

... all three happened to me today :)

troopie
01-03-12, 06:45 AM
You're a lucky, lucky man!:03:

Tom
01-03-12, 07:50 AM
1.) she watches Das Boot with you... and enjoys it!
2). She lets you play SH3... and asks questions about how Destroyers hunt you!
3. She Puts on your replica kauleun's hat while you play... and nothing else!

... all three happened to me today :)

Let's see:

1.) I can only wish.
2.) The more I play, the more she complains. So I try to play when she's not at home.
3.) No, not while I play she wouldn't. Besides, when I play, I don't need any disturbances. There's a reason why women didn't serve on u-boats.

So I guess I'm not as lucky as you. :(

Herr-Berbunch
01-03-12, 08:23 AM
1.) she watches Das Boot with you... and enjoys it!
2). She lets you play SH3... and asks questions about how Destroyers hunt you!
3. She Puts on your replica kauleun's hat while you play... and nothing else!

... all three happened to me today :)


What is this fictional creature you talk of? :hmmm:

Osmium Steele
01-03-12, 08:49 AM
1.) she watches Das Boot with you... and enjoys it!
2). She lets you play SH3... and asks questions about how Destroyers hunt you!
3. She Puts on your replica kauleun's hat while you play... and nothing else!

... all three happened to me today :)

I've planted a bug in the local meeting of the Women's Club. I've heard them speak of this tactic.

In which interest/hobby of hers have you shown that level of interest? :hmmm:

She's now going to expect you to go with her to do something you are going to hate.

Trust me on this. She's banking these checks and will expect you to cash them in the future. :yep:

And, if you are smart, you'll just smile and say, "Yes dear, I'd love to go to Bed, Bath and Beyond with you. Let me get our coats... :up:

flag4
01-03-12, 09:15 AM
1.) she watches Das Boot with you... and enjoys it!
2). She lets you play SH3... and asks questions about how Destroyers hunt you!
3. She Puts on your replica kauleun's hat while you play... and nothing else!

... all three happened to me today :)


...do we get to see the Hat:yep:

it interesting. most of my friends and family think i am strange liking u boats 'games.' in the pub i try to talk about the real thing and i get strange looks or silence and its soon back to football, women, children, work etc. only one former girlfreind thought it was 'cool' to like and talk about u boats.
but to have all three in one person - well, you are a really lucky man.:ping:

von Kinderei
01-03-12, 09:27 AM
Yes pics of # 3 :yep:

Obltn Strand
01-03-12, 10:22 AM
What is this fictional creature you talk of? :hmmm:
200$ per hour kind of creature:03:



it interesting. most of my friends and family think i am strange liking u boats 'games.' in the pub i try to talk about the real thing and i get strange looks or silence and its soon back to football, women, children, work etc. only one former girlfreind thought it was 'cool' to like and talk about u boats.
but to have all three in one person - well, you are a really lucky man.:ping:
One bar I used to go had these three odd fellows. Gay shrink, nhl player and a submarine guy. This submarine guy knew everything about submarines, I mean all submarines. I got know these guys because at the time I played Aces of Deep and surprise surprise it was submarine guy's favourite too.

Walruss
01-03-12, 06:38 PM
she's laughing her head off at you guys right now! :P

Sailor Steve
01-03-12, 06:57 PM
Reminds me of one of my fondest memories. Way back when I was in the navy (before some of you were born) I had a girlfriend who was going to UCLA. Once during a phone call she told me she was sick and might not be up for a visit from me when I had leave later in the week. Later she called and said she was feeling better, and I could come visit. So I drove to her dorm, knocked on her door and sat in a chair and, wondering if she was feeling well enough to go out for lunch, I just asked "How do you feel?"

The next thing I knew she sat on my lap, put her arms around my neck and said "I don't know. How do I feel?"

An hour or so later we went out for lunch. :D

I've never met anybody like her since.

Walruss
01-03-12, 07:39 PM
So all you guys that called 'pics'... you're lucky, she's feeling nice, and slightly put off that some believe she is a mythical creature...

http://i83.photobucket.com/albums/j293/greywhitmen/IMG096.jpg
So there we are :) She is real :P

von Kinderei
01-03-12, 07:46 PM
:woot: NICE :yeah:

Where did ya get the hat :06:

Herr-Berbunch
01-03-12, 08:07 PM
Does it get any better than this? :hmmm:

Does she have eine schwester? ;)

What happens during a crash dive? No, best not answer that one. :D

Walruss
01-03-12, 09:12 PM
yes she has a sister... but I think I scored the right one :)
And crash dives...? well... there ARE a lot of destroyers in these waters ;)

As to the hat: I'm not sure... it was a b'day pressie from a friend of mine with a strange sense of humour... quite a good replica though, only thing odd is the 'made in Pakistan' lable on the inside :)

She thanks everyone for their compliments :)

VONHARRIS
01-04-12, 09:17 AM
She thanks everyone for their compliments :)

May I add my own as well?:yeah:

You are a very lucky man Walruss!

Herr-Berbunch
01-04-12, 09:31 AM
Now I'm just wondering about the photos that followed the published one! :o


:):DL:D:doh::zzz:

von Kinderei
01-04-12, 09:59 AM
:sign_yeah:

Sailor Steve
01-04-12, 11:03 AM
Now I'm just wondering about the photos that followed the published one! :o


:):DL:D:doh::zzz:
At that point I don't think I'd be taking pictures. :sunny:

K-61
01-12-12, 01:37 AM
1.) she watches Das Boot with you... and enjoys it!
2). She lets you play SH3... and asks questions about how Destroyers hunt you!
3. She Puts on your replica kauleun's hat while you play... and nothing else!

... all three happened to me today :)

Did you keep playing after #3?

gordonmull
01-12-12, 11:36 PM
You lucky, lucky, (erm staying within rules), Mister. Wife has been facebooked this thread. I will be disappointed and probably slapped. Worth a "hint" though.

eastybeasty
01-13-12, 04:13 PM
......he wasnt kidding, he did facebook me the thread! :haha::haha::haha:

ok
1) i did try and watch Das Boot years ago but fell asleep, its long ya kno!
2) i have asked stuff about u boats and things before and nodded and smiled in the right places when you've told me stuff, that should count??
3) hmmmmm.....no hat :hmmm::haha::haha::haha:

ijnfleetadmiral
01-13-12, 11:48 PM
1.) she watches Das Boot with you... and enjoys it!
2). She lets you play SH3... and asks questions about how Destroyers hunt you!
3. She Puts on your replica kauleun's hat while you play... and nothing else!

... all three happened to me today :)

MARRY THIS WOMAN!

-Matt

TheRoadTrain
01-16-12, 06:13 AM
Originally Posted by Walruss http://www.subsim.com/radioroom/smartdark/viewpost.gif (http://www.subsim.com/radioroom/showthread.php?p=1814491#post1814491)
1.) she watches Das Boot with you... and enjoys it!
2). She lets you play SH3... and asks questions about how Destroyers hunt you!
3. She Puts on your replica kauleun's hat while you play... and nothing else!

... all three happened to me today :)

I hope that hat comes with a exotic uniform :DL
I bet ur Sub would be rocking in calm waters to :D
What an ausome bit of news,stuff all that crap on tv news. " THIS IS NEWS "
U the man bro :up:

vanjast
01-16-12, 04:15 PM
I'm surprised no-ones bothered to raise the periscope yet...
Especially when there's a 'juicy target' to torpedo...
:)