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kiwi_2005
12-24-11, 09:19 PM
I drank all da beer :D

I started off with 4 bottle of Krombacher (best beer ever) but obviously that wasn't enough so I opened the fridge and there staring at me was 24 bottles of steinlagers (another best beer ever!) pleading for me to drink them. Problem is the beers are my sons for their party they going to tonight. I am in trubble.
So far I have drank half of the steinies shall I drink some more :hmmm: Hell yeah its Christmas! :har:

I am completly smasghed. Meery christmas everyone. Dreading when they get home.

I shall pay my sons back this new years eve... if I live through this day :rotfl2:
Madox58
12-24-11, 10:02 PM
:haha:
He's your son. Ground him and send him to his room before he finds out what you did.
:D
Then pretend you know nothing!
:har:
Ain't that what parenting is all about?
:smug:
I-25
12-25-11, 04:23 AM
Hmm these are some excellent parenting tips i will put to good use when i have kids:yeah:
Reece
12-25-11, 05:59 AM
Good on ya mate, have a good one!:yep:
Hawk66
12-25-11, 07:02 AM
I drank all da beer :D

I started off with 4 bottle of Krombacher (best beer ever) but obviously that wasn't enough so I opened the fridge

So, there's Krombacher in Kiwi ;) land. Amazing :D
Schroeder
12-25-11, 07:06 AM
I drank all da beer :D
I started off with 4 bottle of Krombacher (best beer ever)

http://foto.arcor-online.net/palb/alben/54/1012554/6661653737353730.jpg




That is the brewery in Kreuztal. The company I work for is transporting malt for them.
Oberon
12-25-11, 08:52 AM
Think you can wing a truck towards Kiwis then Schroeder? If the driver protests just...smartarse him until he gives in. :03:
Schroeder
12-25-11, 09:58 AM
It's just the malt, not the finished product.;)
soopaman2
12-25-11, 10:10 AM
Just remind him that you made him in an act of passion and can end him the same way.:D

Now go drink the rest of them.:woot:
Gargamel
12-25-11, 10:40 AM
/popcorn
antikristuseke
12-25-11, 01:03 PM
01 IF beer>1
02 DRINK beer
03 GOTO 01

:D
Jimbuna
12-25-11, 05:19 PM
Tell the boys you were testing them because you had their best interests at heart.
TarJak
12-26-11, 12:15 AM
Tell you thought they'd bought them for you and to go get another case if they are thirsty, then drink that one with them.:03:
August
12-26-11, 12:33 AM
The way I see it it's their fault for leaving you alone with the beer. They ought to be required to bring you more beer to make up for it. :yeah:
TarJak
12-26-11, 04:37 AM
The way I see it it's their fault for leaving you alone with the beer. They ought to be required to bring you more beer to make up for it. :yeah:
Ooohh I like your thinking August.
Jimbuna
12-26-11, 10:53 AM
Ooohh I like your thinking August.

That's only because you found out kiwi was lying about the brand...it was Foster's :DL
Sea Demon
12-26-11, 03:02 PM
The way I see it it's their fault for leaving you alone with the beer. They ought to be required to bring you more beer to make up for it. :yeah:

:haha: Like storing your fresh Christmas Turkey in a lions den. :yep:
August
12-26-11, 03:12 PM
:haha: Like storing your fresh Christmas Turkey in a lions den. :yep:


Exactly. You can't blame the lion if the Turkey gets nommed up.
TarJak
12-26-11, 04:09 PM
That's only because you found out kiwi was lying about the brand...it was Foster's :DL
I was a bit dubious when he named Steinlager as one of the worlds best. It's not a truly awful beer like Fosters, but it's definately not a worlds best.

Anyway, the Foster brothers were Americans so they definately knew nothing about brewing good beer.:O:
Arlo
12-26-11, 04:11 PM
Anyway, the Foster brothers were Americans so they definately knew nothing about brewing good beer.:O:

Well, it's all about healthier kidneys. :03:
Jimbuna
12-26-11, 04:13 PM
I was a bit dubious when he named Steinlager as one of the worlds best. It's not a truly awful beer like Fosters, but it's definately not a worlds best.

Anyway, the Foster brothers were Americans so they definately knew nothing about brewing good beer.:O:

LOL....can't beat a 'free' man/men :DL
Madox58
12-26-11, 05:37 PM
Anyway, the Foster brothers were Americans so they definately knew nothing about brewing good beer.:O:
When Foster's first came to the U.S.?
It was a 'Cool thing' to drink as it was an Aussie Beer!
And those were the days LONG before 'Throw a shrip on the Barbie' made Aussie stuff Cool to the 'stupid Americans'.
You have now shattered my mis-spent youth illusions!
:wah:
DAMN YOU! you shatterer of memories! DAMN YOU!
:har:
kiwi_2005
12-27-11, 12:48 AM
oh man I must of been sloshed to start up a thread about it:haha: :oops: Sons didn't mind, must be the Christmas spirit they didn't know what was worse me explaining to them why I drank their beer or playing SH5 drunk while trying to speak German. :O:
August
12-27-11, 01:00 AM
oh man I must of been sloshed to start up a thread about it:haha: :oops: Sons didn't mind, must be the Christmas spirit they didn't know what was worse me explaining to them why I drank their beer or playing SH5 drunk while trying to speak German. :O:

But the question is did you get more beer from them? :hmmm:
kiwi_2005
12-27-11, 04:02 AM
But the question is did you get more beer from them? :hmmm:

after drinking most of their beers I did not temp to ask for more :haha: Anyways dad is going to buy them a case of beers come new years eve and I wont be drinking it... ;)