What a load of crap!!

[Jimbuna]

In my time I'd have locked the bugga up and threw away the key :nope:


Ambulance bosses are condemning a man who rang 999 to say he had run out of toilet paper.


http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-wiltshire-16326965

[Gargamel]

I once had to extricate a man who called 911 who was stuck in his recliner. As a 12 year vet of that industry, this does not surprise me.

[BossMark]

In my time I'd have locked the bugga up and threw away the key :nope:



http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-wiltshire-16326965
He should have used the sun newspaper after all thats all its worthi buying for:haha:.

[Schroeder]

In my time I'd have locked the bugga up and threw away the key :nope:

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-wiltshire-16326965
Oh come on, that was a real emergency.... on the other hand he definitely would have had toilet paper in a jail cell...:O:

[Betonov]

6 months community service cleaning public toilets seems like poetic justice :DL

[Herr-Berbunch]

6 months community service cleaning public toilets seems like poo-etic justice :DL

Fixed :D

[Betonov]

Capital pun :D

[Herr-Berbunch]

Why thank you, kind sir. :yeah:

[Betonov]

Don't call me sir, I work for a living :03:

Plus, SIR means CHEESE in Slovenian :O:

[Sailor Steve]

Capital pun :D
Thought it was kind of messy myself. :O:

[1480]

Hard to beat the "my nine year old is disrespecting me" domestic disturbance call. (RL experience)

but this is my all time favorite 911 call, appropriate for this time of year.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x05EeeN6pBM

[Jimbuna]

6 months community service cleaning public toilets seems like poetic justice :DL

With only his personal tooth brush to aid him :DL

[STEED]

He's got hands, use them.

What a blinking crass twit.