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the_tyrant
12-02-11, 08:46 PM
if we tend to take these guys at face value:

A report in Saudi Arabia has warned that if Saudi women were given the right to drive, it would spell the end of virginity in the country.
The report was prepared for Saudi Arabia's legislative assembly, the Shura Council, by a well-known conservative academic.
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The report contains graphic warnings that letting women drive would increase prostitution, pornography, homosexuality and divorce.

Why the hell am I still a virgin? after all, I drive
yubba
12-02-11, 09:43 PM
Hell, I'm not doing either, can't afford the gas, can't afford dinner and a movie, you figure it out.:nope:
em2nought
12-02-11, 09:51 PM
I think you have to know the correct street(s) to drive down. :03:
Rilder
12-02-11, 09:59 PM
If driving cars gets you laid, and car emissions contribute to climate damage.

Does this mean that destroying the climate gets you laid? :hmmm::rotfl2:
frau kaleun
12-02-11, 10:07 PM
It's true. Every time I get behind the wheel of my car, some previously straight male somewhere suddenly turns gay, divorces his wife, and becomes a prostitute so he can buy more p0rn. Honestly, I've destroyed so many lives since I got my license that it's a wonder I can sleep at night.
yubba
12-02-11, 10:30 PM
That's funny I remember turning strippers into nuns, preachers daughters into hookers ,and if I was lucky to see them the next day they acted like they owed me money, I guess that was back in my motorcycle days aahh the good ole days.
TLAM Strike
12-02-11, 10:35 PM
It's true. Every time I get behind the wheel of my car, some previously straight male somewhere suddenly turns gay, divorces his wife, and becomes a prostitute so he can buy more p0rn. Honestly, I've destroyed so many lives since I got my license that it's a wonder I can sleep at night.

Sad people...


...actually buying porn.

Who buys porn these days. Its free on the web!
Rilder
12-02-11, 10:48 PM
Sad people...


...actually buying porn.

Who buys porn these days. Its free on the web!

I know right, what does Frau live in the 20th Century or something?
TarJak
12-02-11, 11:01 PM
Hell, I'm not doing either, can't afford the gas, can't afford dinner and a movie, you figure it out.:nope:
Frequent visits from Mrs. Palmer?:O:
frau kaleun
12-02-11, 11:04 PM
Who buys porn these days.

I dunno, maybe the same idiots who think my driving turned them gay? :haha:
Lord_magerius
12-02-11, 11:37 PM
I opened this thread, read a couple of replies and thought oh dear god that has to be post of the year. I read further and came upon the same conclusion with almost every post thereafter. There is only one logical thing we can do now. Thread of the year :O:
Jimbuna
12-03-11, 07:52 AM
Best sell my car whilst there's still time :o
Schroeder
12-03-11, 07:58 AM
Well, I would say that oil fumes definitively take their toll on human brains.:doh:
Molon Labe
12-03-11, 12:53 PM
I was thinking the issue was independence from family. You keep the daughters shackled at home and everyone keeps an eye on her. Let her drive and go places on her own and she goes off the family grid, and does what she wants, with who she wants.

I have no idea where the gay part comes from, though.
Schroeder
12-03-11, 12:59 PM
I was thinking the issue was independence from family. You keep the daughters shackled at home and everyone keeps an eye on her. Let her drive and go places on her own and she goes off the family grid, and does what she wants, with who she wants.

I have no idea where the gay part comes from, though.
Well, the fathers are all alone with the boys then...;)
vienna
12-03-11, 01:31 PM
So, if driving a car does all this, what does a big rig do?... :DL
mapuc
12-03-11, 02:51 PM
Doesn't it depend on type of car?

How big is one chances to getting laid, if you are:

Driving downtown in an

old Skoda/Drabant ?

Or in a

Porche/Lamborghini ?


Markus
Arlo
12-03-11, 02:55 PM
As much as this peaks my ... curiousity .... Saudi Arabia is sure a long drive from here.
Sailor Steve
12-03-11, 03:36 PM
As much as this peaks my ... curiousity .... Saudi Arabia is sure a long drive from here.
No offense meant, but that would be "piques".
TLAM Strike
12-03-11, 05:14 PM
How big is one chances to getting laid, if you are:

Driving downtown in an old Skoda?

In an old Skoda?
http://img840.imageshack.us/img840/4489/panzer35.jpg
Definitively getting laid...
Krauter
12-03-11, 05:26 PM
Doesn't it depend on type of car?

How big is one chances to getting laid, if you are:

Driving downtown in an

Porche ?


Markus

http://farm3.staticflickr.com/2504/4182510920_d6de6744c2.jpg

You should be upset if you don't get more then the guy with the little Skoda over there :O:

Edit: Size does matter :D
vienna
12-03-11, 05:49 PM
http://farm3.staticflickr.com/2504/4182510920_d6de6744c2.jpg


I can see it now: [Female passerby on the sidewalk] -- "Wow. he's got a big gun" or "Is that a cannon you're driving or are you happy to see me?"... :D
mapuc
12-03-11, 05:50 PM
I was thinking cars like this one

Skoda 105 S from 1979

http://i1235.photobucket.com/albums/ff440/mapuc/Skoda105S.jpg

Or this one a Trabant (and not drabant as I wrote before)

http://i1235.photobucket.com/albums/ff440/mapuc/trabant.jpg
Gerald
12-03-11, 05:54 PM
It is not good enough, enough to keep the strain, it should be a reasonable safety.....so no Skoda.
Jimbuna
12-03-11, 06:11 PM
http://farm3.staticflickr.com/2504/4182510920_d6de6744c2.jpg


I can see it now: [Female passerby on the sidewalk] -- "Wow. he's got a big gun" or "Is that a cannon you're driving or are you happy to see me?"... :D

Ah Bovington...been there on a few occasions, great place :sunny:
TLAM Strike
12-03-11, 07:15 PM
http://farm3.staticflickr.com/2504/4182510920_d6de6744c2.jpg

You should be upset if you don't get more then the guy with the little Skoda over there :O:

Edit: Size does matter :D

The most action you'll get is when you roll in to town in a good old reliable Ford

http://img189.imageshack.us/img189/8929/m4posterwallpapereu.jpg
Krauter
12-03-11, 07:44 PM
Yes but you also have to share with the 5 other Shermans rolling into town :down:

At least with the Prosche there's only 50 or so produced and even less around :D
Gerald
12-03-11, 07:57 PM
Well,thanks to Ferdinand Porsche,for his contributions to,German tank designs,like Tiger I, Tiger II,and the Elefant known as Panzer VIII Maus tank.
Jimbuna
12-03-11, 08:01 PM
Yes but you also have to share with the 5 other Shermans rolling into town :down:

At least with the Prosche there's only 50 or so produced and even less around :D

LOL :DL
TLAM Strike
12-03-11, 09:17 PM
Well,thanks to Ferdinand Porsche,for his contributions to,German tank designs,like Tiger I, Tiger II,and the Elefant known as Panzer VIII Maus tank.
Yep thanks Porsche! Your expensive tanks gobbled up all of Germany's resources and allowed us to win the war! :yeah:
Gargamel
12-03-11, 10:06 PM
The most action you'll get is when you roll in to town in a good old reliable Ford

http://img189.imageshack.us/img189/8929/m4posterwallpapereu.jpg

Don't think they're getting any action....

Looks like they're lost to me........
TLAM Strike
12-03-11, 10:08 PM
Don't think they're getting any action....

Looks like they're lost to me........
Yep they are lost, she is pointing them to the bordello. :yeah:
Gerald
12-03-11, 10:23 PM
http://img213.imageshack.us/img213/7615/mcm4235840x558.jpg (http://imageshack.us/photo/my-images/213/mcm4235840x558.jpg/)

Accessories not included,:O:
Jimbuna
12-04-11, 05:09 AM
http://img189.imageshack.us/img189/8929/m4posterwallpapereu.jpg
"Can you point me to the nearest John miss"?

"It's across the square but it's not very private...it no longer has a roof or a door"
Rilder
12-04-11, 02:37 PM
Well,thanks to Ferdinand Porsche,for his contributions to,German tank designs,like Tiger I, Tiger II,and the Elefant known as Panzer VIII Maus tank.

Actually I don't actually think Ferdinand was responsible for the Tigers, he had a design for the Tiger but that was with a different suspension. (Also the Elefant was a tank destroyer based on the Tiger(P) shown below.)

Henschel designed the Tigers. ;)

This is what the Porsche Tiger looked like:
http://img171.imageshack.us/img171/9973/porschetigerprototype.jpg
Jimbuna
12-04-11, 02:53 PM
The Elphants greatest downside (especially at Kursk) was it's lack of a machine gun to protect it from anti-tank infantry squads.

http://www.ww2incolor.com/d/472202-2/Elefant+Heavy+Tank+Destroyer
Penguin
12-05-11, 09:17 AM
It works!

This is the car in which I picked up my Frau at our first meet, 11 years ago:

http://img269.imageshack.us/img269/2693/vwpolo86cpinkpolo200126.jpg

Who could say no to this color and the roaring of 45 horses. :D
Gerald
12-05-11, 09:24 AM
Actually I don't actually think Ferdinand was responsible for the Tigers, he had a design for the Tiger but that was with a different suspension. (Also the Elefant was a tank destroyer based on the Tiger(P) shown below.)

Henschel designed the Tigers. ;)

This is what the Porsche Tiger looked like:
http://img171.imageshack.us/img171/9973/porschetigerprototype.jpg Yes and Porsche,also....

http://www.worldwar2aces.com/tiger-tank/

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tiger_I