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sidslotm
11-26-11, 12:54 AM
The mind boggles. :yep: read the postscrips and enjoy

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2066277/Wife-killed-cut-cooked-husband-korma-stop-abusing-step-daughter.html

Blood_splat
11-26-11, 02:54 AM
Come and get it the Korma is finished.

TarJak
11-26-11, 04:54 AM
Mrs Buna decided she'd had enough?:hmmm:

Tastes like chicken?

sidslotm
11-26-11, 06:42 AM
I don't reconise this cut of meat dear, still there's no arm in it. :D

Jimbuna
11-26-11, 08:25 AM
Mrs Buna decided she'd had enough?:hmmm:

Tastes like chicken?

LOL :DL

That's one curry that definitely cost an arm and a leg :O:

Platapus
11-26-11, 08:31 AM
I can't believe no one has posted a pun about Karma on this? :D

1480
11-26-11, 11:23 AM
Korma is a real bitch?

But mommy mommy, I don't like daddy this way......Shut up and keep eating!

Wasn't she concerned about hand, foot and mouth disease?

But the recipe called for pork....

Talk about stewing in his own juices.

Paki, the other white meat.

"open mouth and insert foot" is not to be taken literally.

nikimcbee
11-26-11, 02:59 PM
Mrs Buna decided she'd had enough?:hmmm:

Tastes like chicken?

Fancy some curry Tarjak?:o


Seems fiiting:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uxch7QbXPN4&feature=results_main&playnext=1&list=PL7FA78FCF167EAA9A

TarJak
11-26-11, 04:33 PM
Fancy some curry Tarjak?:o


Seems fiiting:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uxch7QbXPN4&feature=results_main&playnext=1&list=PL7FA78FCF167EAA9A
Nein!:nope:

Jimbuna
11-26-11, 05:27 PM
Wasn't she concerned about hand, foot and mouth disease?



LOL :DL

nikimcbee
11-26-11, 08:55 PM
Nein!:nope:

Come on Tarjak, it's an old family recipe, just like mum used to make.
Give it a go.
Open up! Choo-choo!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zBiW62UwwOM

nikimcbee
11-26-11, 09:03 PM
Here's some English Curry Korma:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cMSc6A-ekgc
:haha:

sidslotm
11-27-11, 10:41 AM
Mum, I just found this little piece of skin in the Korma, it's about four inches long and very wrinkled, shall I give it the dog. NO dear, we like the dog don't we.