Playing Skyrim makes players gay

[Skybird]

Videogames like SkyRim have been proven to lead to addiction, violence, and sexual promiscuity.


:haha:

http://christwire.org/2011/11/is-skyrim-teaching-your-children-how-to-perform-rim-jobs-and-other-homo-erotic-sex-maneuvers/

http://christwire.org/2011/11/urgent-sign-the-white-house-ban-on-the-dangerous-video-game-skyrim/

http://christwire.org/2011/11/christwire-game-review-the-elder-scrolls-skyrim/

:har:

Nice satire, I know. The whole site is. But by its language it is so very much spot on. :sunny:

And yes, I believe this belongs not in Games but in General Topics. :O:

[Gerald]

Hey....this is :O:

[BossMark]

Hey....this is :O:
A good game had it since release day.

[Sailor Steve]

A good game had it since release day.
Well, that explains a lot. :O:

[soopaman2]

I married another guy in Skyrim. :D

[Jimbuna]

A good game had it since release day.

LOL :DL

:hmmm:

I married another guy in Skyrim. :D

Wasn't me then...never heard of the game until now :DL

[MH]

Gay detector reading :haha:
http://christwire.org/wp-content/uploads/Untitled-127.jpg (http://christwire.org/2011/11/is-skyrim-teaching-your-children-how-to-perform-rim-jobs-and-other-homo-erotic-sex-maneuvers/untitled-1-32/)


http://www.graphicsdb.com/data/media/571/You_may_not_be_as_gay_as_this.jpg

[Platapus]

you will see the hand gesture is that of how homosexuals fling devil DNA juices at each other after a long night of fecal frenzy [butt] assassinations. This is subliminally teaching your children that they need to go in their rooms, demon whack their sin staff and produce sin milk into their hands and than fling it in the face of the first person they come in contact with after their taint tugging session.

Whew! I did not know people were having such fun. I have flung some sin milk in my time, but it has always been consensual... or when she is tied up, but never from my hands. :D

Sin milk? In Christianwire's usual mode of alliterations perhaps sin sauce?

Sin staff? meh It does not compare to masturbating monkey mashers, which is, if pardon the word, epic. :O:

http://www.subsim.com/radioroom/showthread.php?t=179768&highlight=word

I love the christianwire. :D

[1480]

Never knew about this site till now. Gives the onion a run for its money.

Thanks, you miserable monkey mashers :har:

[Oberon]

HALT! You have violated this man!

[Oberon]

I must admit though, playing Skyrim is having a slightly adverse effect on the relationship with my fiancé.

She likes dragons...doesn't take too well to my character killing them... :damn:

[Takeda Shingen]

HALT! You have violated this man!

And here I was hoping you were going to resist.

EDIT: I suppose that I'll never hear 'The Dragonborn Comes' the same way again.

[the_tyrant]

NOOOOOO:wah::wah::wah:
I just beat skyrim! Should I go into gay rehab?

[Sailor Steve]

Should I go into gay rehab?
No. Just relax and enjoy it. :O:

[CaptainMattJ.]

No. Just relax and enjoy it. :O:
SKYRIM LINGO: DOVAHKIIN – Is the supposed citizens of Skyrim, but is a code word that means:
D – Dirty
O – Orifice
V – Violation
A – Always
H – Hurts
K – Keep
I – Injecting
I – It
N – Naiant




:rotfl2::rotfl2::rotfl2::rotfl2:

Oh i needed this today.

"skyrim jobbing" :haha:

[Schroeder]

She likes dragons...doesn't take too well to my character killing them... :damn:
And so Skyrim will drive you in the arms of some other guy.
You have just proven Christwire right.;)

[Skybird]

All I can say is I am so happy that I do not play Skyrim. Steam really is better than a condom to me. :yeah:

[Jimbuna]

All I can say is I am so happy that I do not play Skyrim. Steam really is better than a condom to me. :yeah:

LOL :DL

[Takeda Shingen]

I was a Steam holdout. In retrospect, most of my complaints were unwarrented. I play it in offline mode unless there is an update and have never had a problem with it; been using it for years. It has made purchasing games easier, as well as installing updates. Installing mods is just as easy as it was before using it. Going the Steam route with games was the best decision that I've ever made.

[kiwi_2005]

All I can say is I am so happy that I do not play Skyrim. Steam really is better than a condom to me. :yeah:

You have no idea how good Skyrim is compared to Oblivion, and don't worry you wont turn gay. :O:

I'm surprised the feminists haven't come out yet and complained about Skyrim and what it may do to our younger gamers brainwashing them into expecting woman to do as they're are told otherwise the head comes off with a mighty Nord axe. Its the way of the Nord. :arrgh!:

[Skybird]

I was a Steam holdout. In retrospect, most of my complaints were unwarrented. I play it in offline mode unless there is an update and have never had a problem with it; been using it for years. It has made purchasing games easier, as well as installing updates. Installing mods is just as easy as it was before using it. Going the Steam route with games was the best decision that I've ever made.
Good for you. I know I miss something big with Skyrim, when hearing about Steam earlier this year, I was very dissappointed. But I had two Steam experiences this year, and on two systems. And both were disastrous and remained unsolved, leaving the game unplayable. And so I do not bother for anything Steamy again.

[Skybird]

You have no idea how good Skyrim is compared to Oblivion
I got an overdose of rumours and reported impressions to have at least a faint idea...
, and don't worry you wont turn gay. :O:

Really? Have you guys listened to yourself recently...? :haha:

[Takeda Shingen]

Really? Have you guys listened to yourself recently...? :haha:

This from the guy who is always telling us how 'beautiful' and 'serene' Oblivion is. :O:

[kiwi_2005]

Really? Have you guys listened to yourself recently...? :haha:

I can't hear you over the awesome power of my Nordish Axe. Dammit man I'm off to slaughter a whole village no mercy the men shall die first just to prove my point! :DL

[Oberon]

I can't hear you over the awesome power of my Nordish Axe. Dammit man I'm off to slaughter a whole village no mercy the men shall die first just to prove my point! :DL

STOP!


HAMMER TIME!

:rock:

[Falkirion]

So when did Bethsada get swallowed up by Blizzard?

Haha dw Takeda, no offense taken.

[Takeda Shingen]

So when did Bethsada get swallowed up by Blizzard?

Ooohhh. Somebody doesn't like Bethesda.

EDIT: Meant in jest!

[antikristuseke]

NOOOOOO:wah::wah::wah:
I just beat skyrim! Should I go into gay rehab?

Just take it like a man, bite the pillow and cry a little.:D

[CaptainMattJ.]

there are actually 367 votes to ban the game! Cant people take a joke :O:
https://wwws.whitehouse.gov/petitions/!/petition/immediately-ban-deadly-videogame-known-skyrim-safety-americas-youths/YmY1bLQ5

[Rilder]

there are actually 367 votes to ban the game! Cant people take a joke :O:
https://wwws.whitehouse.gov/petitions/!/petition/immediately-ban-deadly-videogame-known-skyrim-safety-americas-youths/YmY1bLQ5 (https://wwws.whitehouse.gov/petitions/%21/petition/immediately-ban-deadly-videogame-known-skyrim-safety-americas-youths/YmY1bLQ5)

Read some of the petition signer names. :O:

[Ducimus]

Never knew about this site till now. Gives the onion a run for its money.

Thanks, you miserable monkey mashers :har:

Seriously. A site this over the top, has to be a parody of some sort.

[soopaman2]

Seriously. A site this over the top, has to be a parody of some sort.


I guess you never heard of the Westborough baptist Church. They seem to think American soldiers dying is retaliation for tolerance for homosexuality.. They like to show up with signs and disrupt funerals of fallen heroes.

These guys are for real.


They don't deserve the hits. Otherwise I would link the site. Google on your own if you like. Otherwise just believe me.

[Takeda Shingen]

I guess you never heard of the Westborough baptist Church. They seem to think American soldiers dying is retaliation for tolerance for homosexuality.. They like to show up with signs and disrupt funerals of fallen heroes.

These guys are for real.


They don't deserve the hits. Otherwise I would link the site. Google on your own if you like. Otherwise just believe me.

Ducimus knows what Westborough is. However, Christwire is all parody.

[Ducimus]

Yeah I know what Westbrough is. Knowing the internet is part of my job. There are some evangelical christian sites that are so off the deepend, they meet the criteria for being called a Hate site, right along with other hate groups. Other evangelical christian sites are blantant parody's. It can be difficult to distinguish between the two. All really depends on how knowledgeable one is with the net and whatever the subject is, and how much research you do on the site in question. In this case, i just shot my appraisal from the hip with no research excepting a quick glance at the first link provided.
Edit: That and i think the name "Christwire" has come up before at work.