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Gerald
11-22-11, 09:03 PM
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/magazine-15799571


Note: 22 November 2011 Last updated at 17:30 GMT

TLAM Strike
11-22-11, 10:52 PM
Their sentences were up...

:O:

frau kaleun
11-22-11, 10:54 PM
^^WIN :rotfl2:

Jimbuna
11-23-11, 03:07 AM
Their sentences were up...

:O:

I was going to say that :DL

TarJak
11-23-11, 06:14 AM
Too many chav backpackers?:O:

http://resources2.news.com.au/images/2009/10/20/1225788/827038-dtthumb-english-backpackers.jpg

TarJak
11-23-11, 06:18 AM
Watching cricket over here is getting too much like watching football in the old dart?

http://resources0.news.com.au/images/2010/12/02/1225964/744920-barmy-army.jpg

:O:

Herr-Berbunch
11-23-11, 06:22 AM
C. All of the above :yeah:

Spoon 11th
11-23-11, 07:26 AM
^^WIN :rotfl2:
You're doing it wrong. If referring one post above you, use just one ^.

Jimbuna
11-23-11, 08:39 AM
Too many chav backpackers?:O:



Hardly....they're an endangered species over your parts....murders and throwing off bridges etc. :o

:03:

Sailor Steve
11-23-11, 10:00 AM
You're doing it wrong. If referring one post above you, use just one ^.
Maybe in your world. I usually use three, with a space: ^ ^ ^ . :O:

frau kaleun
11-23-11, 10:29 AM
I usually use three, with a space: ^ ^ ^ . :O:

http://s3.amazonaws.com/kym-assets/photos/images/newsfeed/000/197/179/watch-out-we-got-a-badass-over-here-meme.png

:O:

Sailor Steve
11-23-11, 10:35 AM
Not at all.




I just like to express my inner "^".

Oberon
11-23-11, 12:14 PM
Could be worse, if he was
^
^
^

We'd have to salute him... :doh:

sidslotm
11-23-11, 01:35 PM
I do believe there are quite a few South Africans returning to England as well. I think they all miss damp grey winter fogs that chill the bones. :yeah:

vienna
11-23-11, 01:41 PM
Perhaps they miss that fine British cuisine...


http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_aCzjZVxGMzI/S9pAbkObakI/AAAAAAAAFG8/v1UmNF_0bVg/s1600/Bangers+and+Mash+(7).JPG

sidslotm
11-23-11, 01:49 PM
Perhaps they miss that fine British cuisine...


http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_aCzjZVxGMzI/S9pAbkObakI/AAAAAAAAFG8/v1UmNF_0bVg/s1600/Bangers+and+Mash+(7).JPG

:haha: :har: :haha: :rotfl2: :har:

dam that looks good

Sailor Steve
11-23-11, 04:05 PM
Yes it does. :yep: Now I'm hungry again! :wah:

Jimbuna
11-23-11, 06:07 PM
Bangers and mash :sunny:

TarJak
11-24-11, 05:27 AM
Bangers and mash :sunny:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qgjd8UNhMtk

Gerald
11-24-11, 07:42 AM
^:haha:

Jimbuna
11-24-11, 01:33 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qgjd8UNhMtk

LOL :DL

Chas and Dave :o

TarJak
11-24-11, 05:06 PM
LOL :DL

Chas and Dave :o
I know scary music from the strange people darn sarf.:03:

Jimbuna
11-25-11, 06:00 AM
I know scary music from the strange people darn sarf.:03:

LOL :DL

STEED
11-25-11, 10:22 AM
Too get away from that mad Welsh Bitch that is running the country. :haha:

Gerald
11-25-11, 10:31 AM
Too get away from that mad Welsh Bitch that is running the country. :haha: Your favorite...well here she is,

http://img834.imageshack.us/img834/8506/gillard56251o.jpg (http://imageshack.us/photo/my-images/834/gillard56251o.jpg/)

:haha:

STEED
11-25-11, 10:34 AM
BITCH QUEEN.

Gerald
11-25-11, 10:37 AM
She likes you, book a date at a vegetarian hangout, :O:

STEED
11-25-11, 10:47 AM
Don't trust her she is a....Polymorph

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i1o78X0BQ5k

Gerald
11-25-11, 10:55 AM
:haha:

Jimbuna
11-25-11, 03:13 PM
http://img834.imageshack.us/img834/8506/gillard56251o.jpg (http://imageshack.us/photo/my-images/834/gillard56251o.jpg/)

Got you in my sights STEED...tonight your ass is mine honey!!

sidslotm
11-25-11, 03:44 PM
Don't trust her she is a....Polymorph

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i1o78X0BQ5k

Don't you mean a polyfilla ?

Jimbuna
11-25-11, 04:18 PM
Not too bad...after you paste over the cracks :DL

TarJak
11-25-11, 04:32 PM
Not too bad...after you paste over the cracks :DL

You'd need a cement truck to fill a crack of that size.:O:

Jimbuna
11-26-11, 06:09 AM
You'd need a cement truck to fill a crack of that size.:O:

Sorted :03:

http://static.howstuffworks.com/gif/how-to-draw-construction-vehicles-3.jpg

nikimcbee
11-26-11, 03:08 PM
http://img834.imageshack.us/img834/8506/gillard56251o.jpg (http://imageshack.us/photo/my-images/834/gillard56251o.jpg/)

Got you in my sights STEED...tonight your ass is mine honey!!

And that goes for your little buddy Tarjak too.

TarJak
11-26-11, 04:09 PM
And that goes for your little buddy Tarjak too.
Pot? Kettle? Who you calling little Shorty?:O:

Jimbuna
11-26-11, 05:45 PM
Pot? Kettle? Who you calling little Shorty?:O:

LOL :DL

Gerald
12-01-11, 01:46 PM
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/magazine-15970341

Note: update record,1 December 2011 Last updated at 14:07 GMT

Jimbuna
12-01-11, 06:25 PM
More simple cut and paste:hmmm:

Easy posts :DL

nikimcbee
12-02-11, 03:09 AM
To answer the thread question, could it be because the cricket is better there?

My Barmy Army hat (which I'm wearing now) says yes.

STEED
12-02-11, 08:28 AM
http://img834.imageshack.us/img834/8506/gillard56251o.jpg (http://imageshack.us/photo/my-images/834/gillard56251o.jpg/)

Got you in my sights STEED...tonight your ass is mine honey!!

She hasn't got a penis.

No Welsh whore is coming near me not for all the money in the world!

Herr-Berbunch
12-02-11, 10:13 AM
No Welsh whore is coming near me not for all the money in the world!

Really? :hmmm:

http://cdn.sockshop.co.uk/cms_media/images/article-800503196-4205.jpg

Jimbuna
12-02-11, 11:09 AM
She hasn't got a penis.

No Welsh whore is coming near me not for all the money in the world!

No she hasn't...but I've heard she carries a mean looking leek in her handbag :DL

nikimcbee
12-02-11, 01:49 PM
Really? :hmmm:

http://cdn.sockshop.co.uk/cms_media/images/article-800503196-4205.jpg

So, this is what they mean by "Welsh Tart?"

MeBee reply:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gs6ChVQepyY
http://gifsoup.com/view6/2443114/porcupine-meets-pineapple-a-s.gif

nikimcbee
12-02-11, 01:51 PM
Do they have "Welsh Tarts" in London?:hmmm::hmmm:

Jimbuna
12-02-11, 01:55 PM
Do they have "Welsh Tarts" in London?:hmmm::hmmm:

Depends how fat your wallet is :DL

STEED
12-02-11, 02:17 PM
Really? :hmmm:

http://cdn.sockshop.co.uk/cms_media/images/article-800503196-4205.jpg

YUCK!

Pass me the sick bucket.

Gerald
12-02-11, 02:21 PM
YUCK!

Pass me the sick bucket. Last train from London photo, :D