The LolThar-Gunther Buchheim Thread [Archive]

Subnuts

11-14-11, 04:05 PM

Hey, I'm trying folks.

http://farm5.static.flickr.com/4009/4508802721_5787e85a09_z.jpg (http://www.flickr.com/photos/27417638@N07/4508802721/)
Heinrich-Lehmann Willenbrock is Jurgen Prochnow as Heinrich-Lehmann Willenbrock as Jurgen Prochnow in The Making of the Making of "Das Boot"!

http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3497/3813528674_4868c4eaf7_z.jpg?zz=1 (http://www.flickr.com/photos/27417638@N07/3813528674/)
"That guy's doing 15 knots in a 10 knot zone! Break out the semaphore and blow the air horn at her!"
http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3569/3812715195_5e5d48b007_z.jpg (http://www.flickr.com/photos/27417638@N07/3812715195/)
"Uh, no Herr Kaleun. I totally didn't lie about my age when I signed up!"

http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2581/3813656428_aec5d682d1_z.jpg?zz=1 (http://www.flickr.com/photos/27417638@N07/3813656428/)
"Mwahahhaha hahaha! Mwwwhahahahahaha!!! Mwwahahahahahahhhhhhaahhh! Oh, what was the question?"

Rhodes

11-14-11, 06:37 PM

Crazy, but this thread has everything for a great thread!!!

As every thread in this site, muahhhahahahahahha!

Sailor Steve

11-14-11, 08:49 PM

I missed the 'LoLthar' part the first time around! :rotfl2:

Anyway, I assume they have to be pictures taken by Buchheim, so...

http://i14.photobucket.com/albums/a325/SailorSteve/Paris.jpg

Yes, he's a personal friend of mine. If you're nice to me I'll make sure you get mentioned in his book!

http://i14.photobucket.com/albums/a325/SailorSteve/Drunk.jpg

No, I didn't have too much to drink last night. I know what I'm doing.

Yes, we do happen to have a crewman named Bernard on board. Why do you ask...

http://i14.photobucket.com/albums/a325/SailorSteve/Bernard-1.jpg

frau kaleun

11-14-11, 09:45 PM

Heinrich-Lehmann Willenbrock is Jurgen Prochnow as Heinrich-Lehmann Willenbrock as Jurgen Prochnow in The Making of the Making of "Das Boot"!

I would totally buy this on Blu-ray.

frau kaleun

11-14-11, 10:06 PM

http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2625/3823833455_e094053e0f.jpg

"This is *so* going on my Facebook page."

Sailor Steve

11-14-11, 11:30 PM

http://i14.photobucket.com/albums/a325/SailorSteve/Riker.jpg

And when I pose like this, I look just like Commander Riker!

Rilder

11-15-11, 01:00 AM

http://i14.photobucket.com/albums/a325/SailorSteve/Riker.jpg

And when I pose like this, I look just like Commander Riker!

These are the Voyages of the Unterseeboot: Enterprise. :O:

PapaKilo

11-15-11, 01:53 AM

Nothing funny in here.. Broadly everything that comes to such things like das boot lolcrap or this one is :down:

Probably Bernard spread his "special-minded" disease around this place..

Subnuts

11-15-11, 05:30 AM

http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2103/4508803549_ffa6d37688_z.jpg (http://www.flickr.com/photos/27417638@N07/4508803549/)
0153: Just told that my thread is crap and not funny.
0530: Post reply anyway.

Sailor Steve

11-15-11, 09:59 AM

Nothing funny in here.. Broadly everything that comes to such things like das boot lolcrap or this one is :down:

Probably Bernard spread his "special-minded" disease around this place..
Probably best if you don't read it anymore then.

For your own peace of mind, you know. :sunny:

nikimcbee

11-15-11, 10:09 AM

http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2625/3823833455_e094053e0f.jpg

"This is *so* going on my Facebook page."

Why does this picture look so familiar?

Let me think, where have I seen it before?

http://img338.imageshack.us/img338/6109/p1030033rj5.jpg

Oberon

11-15-11, 11:23 AM

http://lifeinlegacy.com/2007/0224/BuchheimLothar.jpg

"And so I said to Ubisoft that this game really needs a patch, and look what they sent me!"

Jimbuna

11-15-11, 01:03 PM

0153: Just told that my thread is crap and not funny.
0530: Post reply anyway.

Nothing wrong with it....have a drink on Bernard

http://g-ecx.images-amazon.com/images/G/01/askville/6666639_11802838_mywrite/justaddwater.jpg

Ducimus

11-15-11, 01:22 PM

http://www.ducimus.net/sh415/subcaptain.jpg
Me so solly, all out of sauerkraut on this boat.

mookiemookie

11-15-11, 01:26 PM

http://www.ducimus.net/sh415/subcaptain.jpg
"Trust the Gorton's fish-er-man"

Takeda Shingen

11-15-11, 02:21 PM

Nothing wrong with it....have a drink on Bernard

http://g-ecx.images-amazon.com/images/G/01/askville/6666639_11802838_mywrite/justaddwater.jpg

Buying as many of those as I can for my doomsday shelter. No price is too high.

Penguin

11-15-11, 02:52 PM

"And so I said to Ubisoft that this game really needs a patch, and look what they sent me!"
:haha:

http://img695.imageshack.us/img695/876/buchheim5dwkultur165621.jpg

I find this thread funny!

Jimbuna

11-15-11, 03:23 PM

Buying as many of those as I can for my doomsday shelter. No price is too high.

Send all your money to Buna....used untraceable notes and I'll see what I can do :DL

Penguin

11-15-11, 03:32 PM

Beware Takeda:
Jim is an evil con artist, I've sent him my untracable notes and he never delivered the promised copy of Silent Hunter 7 to me! :stare:

http://img440.imageshack.us/img440/7364/notenblatt5.jpg

Jimbuna

11-15-11, 04:18 PM

Beware Takeda:
Jim is an evil con artist, I've sent him my untracable notes and he never delivered the promised copy of Silent Hunter 7 to me! :stare:

Ran out of copies...we're on SH8 now :03:

Penguin

11-15-11, 04:40 PM

all right, the deal is still valid! You can print out the notes from my previous post then and send me the copy, but only if you include the flux capacitor for my Type XXXII boat!

Jimbuna

11-16-11, 06:41 AM

DEAL!! :03:

http://img214.imageshack.us/img214/5908/sh32009073016270848.jpg (http://imageshack.us/photo/my-images/214/sh32009073016270848.jpg/)

http://img405.imageshack.us/img405/6127/sh32009072518323740.jpg (http://imageshack.us/photo/my-images/405/sh32009072518323740.jpg/)

Oberon

11-16-11, 07:42 AM

But can it reach the required 88 knots? :hmmm:

Subnuts

11-16-11, 08:26 AM

http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2536/3763532739_b95860b882_z.jpg (http://www.flickr.com/photos/27417638@N07/3763532739/)
"Hey, check it out guys! I got my dad's U-boat for the weekend!"

PapaKilo

11-16-11, 08:29 AM

http://img809.imageshack.us/img809/9269/53350905.jpg (http://imageshack.us/photo/my-images/809/53350905.jpg/)

mookiemookie

11-16-11, 09:03 AM

http://img809.imageshack.us/img809/9269/53350905.jpg (http://imageshack.us/photo/my-images/809/53350905.jpg/)

No one's forcing you to read this thread. You expressed your opinion earlier, now move on.

PapaKilo

11-17-11, 08:47 AM

No one's forcing you to read this thread. You expressed your opinion earlier, now move on.

If I did it once, I can do it again :O:

Penguin

11-17-11, 09:48 AM

http://img69.imageshack.us/img69/1299/3198115261bf4b1f1d8ao.jpg

"Kapitän, attention-mine seeker with irrelevant opinions ahead! Heading into ignore waters!" -
"Load trollpedo tube 1"

PapaKilo

11-17-11, 10:10 AM

Dread Knot

11-17-11, 10:12 AM

If I did it once, I can do it again :O:

I seem to recall you were suspended from this forum once. You could get suspended again. :shifty:

PapaKilo

11-17-11, 10:17 AM

I seem to recall you were suspended from this forum once. You could get suspended again. :shifty:

and this would probably made you poor day happier, right :)

Oberon

11-17-11, 10:18 AM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eVBPGZEVRH0

nikimcbee

11-17-11, 04:21 PM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eVBPGZEVRH0

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u95E__3TSN0&feature=related

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nuu2iNisoQc&feature=related

Oberon

11-17-11, 04:24 PM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u95E__3TSN0&feature=related

Don't you mean:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XqJqefniiO8

? :03:

nikimcbee

11-17-11, 04:26 PM

http://www.latestbooks.org/images/lothar-64_1451.jpg

Jimbuna

11-17-11, 06:08 PM

Don't you mean:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XqJqefniiO8

? :03:

The response from George at 2:06 is absolutely tremendous :DL

PapaKilo

11-18-11, 04:08 AM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hegynqmfqdc

Penguin

11-19-11, 01:19 PM

Penguin likes to sit on periscope tube on his watch time, chasing a chance in case anyone will lift the scope up. If he gets bored he makes a false alarm just to make somebody lift that scope up :haha:

Oh, really? This is you pathetic attempt of a comeback, implying that I'm gay? This is just as weak as attacking another man's taste in women, as you did in another threat.

After you also discovered the lol-boat to bitch around, why not also trolling the music threat and tell anybody how awful their taste is? Really, everybody cares what you like and dislike. Well I guess you don't get enough attention in real life to look for it on line.

Jimbuna

11-19-11, 01:30 PM

Can we all try to remain cool and civil please.

Rest assured, moderation is ongoing throughout the community.

PapaKilo

11-19-11, 01:33 PM

Oh, really? This is you pathetic attempt of a comeback, implying that I'm gay? This is just as weak as attacking another man's taste in women, as you did in another threat.

After you also discovered the lol-boat to bitch around, why not also trolling the music threat and tell anybody how awful their taste is? Really, everybody cares what you like and dislike. Well I guess you don't get enough attention in real life to look for it on line.

This is all me. I have a full right to express my opinion regardless you like it or not, as you done the same with your pathetic photo association few posts behind. Perhaps in your pathetic life you don't have anything else to laugh at, so you choose to show off your talent with a historical photos mixed with your sick imagination. How low is that I will leave on your disgrace for sure.

Don't forget you steped on my toe so now be kind and accept the consequences

Penguin

11-19-11, 01:34 PM

Can we all try to remain cool and civil please.

Rest assured, moderation is ongoing throughout the community.

allright mate! :salute:
I'll put the troll on my ignore and are currently heading out for my Saturday night drinks, that'll keep me civilized! :know:

PapaKilo

11-19-11, 01:38 PM

Can we all try to remain cool and civil please.

Rest assured, moderation is ongoing throughout the community.

Will try to do that :shucks:

Takeda Shingen

11-19-11, 02:00 PM

Some light reading from http://www.subsim.com/radioroom/faq.php?faq=vb_faq#faq_rules3_faq_item

The Radio Room forum is not the place for flaming, spewing, or otherwise mouthing off. We do not allow posts where people are called idiots, morons, etc. We respect your freedom of speech, we ask that you respect our rules. You are welcome to express your opinion about games and other subjects. We do not want SUBSIM Review and the Radio Room forums to degenerate into a collection of *This game sux!!!!* and other immature rants. Like something or dislike something about a game, express your thoughts in reasoned and responsible terms. There are any number of forums which allow unbridled idiocy to reign, we want the Radio Room to be a civil, mature forum for discussions about naval and subsims, tactics, mods, playing tips, troubleshooting, and submarine topics in general. As such, we retain the right to edit and/or delete posts we find offensive. We also have the right to ban users who contribute to poisoning the well. Just as a radio talk host has the right to decide which callers he airs and a newspaper editor decides which letters he prints and which he throws away, the moderators in the Radio Room forums have final say on rants and spews they decide should be cut.

Emphasis mine. Remember that this is a private forum, and we expect the rules to be followed. Now, let's get back to the lol suff. If you, by chance, do not like the lol stuff, there are many other threads for you to read.

The Management

PapaKilo

11-19-11, 02:09 PM

ME hates when Takeda is bloody right.

Me takes a cold shower and gives up drinking for tonight :dead:

PapaKilo

11-19-11, 02:35 PM

Oberon

11-19-11, 03:18 PM

:hmmm:

Sieg Fail

:yep:

Sailor Steve

11-19-11, 04:15 PM

Don't you dare to laugh at history!.. Seriously

For sure, why there is no such things that belongs to Allies ?
There are. You just need to look for them. No one is trying to laugh at history, just find some humor in a movie and a man who wrote a book.

You don't find it funny. Fine, you said it. Once was enough. You think it's insulting to someone. Fine, you're free to say so, and you did. If you want to say more you should start your own thread and stop spamming this one.

Takeda Shingen

11-19-11, 04:21 PM

Guys.. are u mad at me ?

I would like to speak up my mind pls...

Don't you dare to laugh at history!.. Seriously

It was something our grandparents fought for and we shouldn;t let this to

become a joke. Well at least I think this way!!!

I sincerely ask your cooperation to keep off from posting the disdainful things that you do.

If you have to, post disdaintful images with comments below that belongs to allies!

For sure, why there is no such things that belongs to Allies ?

Why jokes are acceptable like this only against axis side ?

Those who are Germans don't forget that you are Germans!

If you let this happen - you're nothing!

Sieg Heil!

Are you not familiar with movie memes?

http://images.memegenerator.net/instances/400x/9447619.jpg

http://assets.diylol.com/hfs/d66/f98/8e8/resized/wolf-dance-meme-generator-ye-turned-injun-didn-t-ye-9a6692.jpg

http://t0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQ78sk850rr32CTb2WtJcTychPgRFtIS XQkhxzFpmDX4VYZfnYIURwmDTzMwA

http://images.memegenerator.net/instances/500x/9269832.jpg

Etc, etc.

Das Boot is topical, which is probably why it was selected. It usually ranks toward the top of many members' movie lists when the favorite movie thread surfaces from time to time. It doesn't seem to me that anyone was making a historical statement.

Jimbuna

11-19-11, 04:31 PM

Guys.. are u mad at me ?

I would like to speak up my mind pls...

Don't you dare to laugh at history!.. Seriously

It was something our grandparents fought for and we shouldn;t let this to

become a joke. Well at least I think this way!!!

I sincerely ask your cooperation to keep off from posting the disdainful things that you do.

If you have to, post disdaintful images with comments below that belongs to allies!

For sure, why there is no such things that belongs to Allies ?

Why jokes are acceptable like this only against axis side ?

Those who are Germans don't forget that you are Germans!

If you let this happen - you're nothing!

Sieg Heil!

Don't you dare to tell me what I should and shouldn't do for that matter.

You talk about grandparents....my mothers father was deafened due to being buried alive at the Somme and my fathers father never met me, he was a second engineer on a merchantman carrying a cargo of amminition and sailing alone...there are no records of that vessel other than it went down missing without trace.

I'll not go into my late fathers war record because that has been well documented elsewhere on this forum.

There will obviously be people from opposing countries (in warfare terms) who have similar memories and feel similarly to me.

We all reserve the right to discuss the conflicts as we see fit....the one parameter that is applicable to us all on here is that we do so without breaking the forum rules.

I'm now asking you publicly (in view of your recent posting history) to stop being a disruptive influence on so many threads or there may well be (to use a term you have quoted recently in one of said posts) consequences.

I sincerely hope I can count on your cooperation because responding to bad post reports can be time consuming.

"Sieg Heil" indeed!! :nope:

mapuc

11-19-11, 04:37 PM

Penguin

11-22-11, 06:06 PM

Don't you dare to tell me what I should and shouldn't do for that matter.

signed

You talk about grandparents....my mothers father was deafened due to being buried alive at the Somme and my fathers father never met me, he was a second engineer on a merchantman carrying a cargo of amminition and sailing alone...there are no records of that vessel other than it went down missing without trace.

I'll not go into my late fathers war record because that has been well documented elsewhere on this forum.

There will obviously be people from opposing countries (in warfare terms) who have similar memories and feel similarly to me.

Yup, similar memories and contempt for the regime that made it possible and even more contempt for people who still defend it.
I find it somehow fascinating though, that your Grandpa may have been the victim of an u-boat attack, while my grandma, mom and other family members haven't been on the Wilhelm Gustloff just by pure coincidence. Still we both enjoy our subsims, you have no probs to play on the German side and I wouldn't hesistate to play a Sovjet submarine in WW2.

Small rant, sorry, but you had to quote the troll ;):
Laughable when foreigners who know nothing about the war and the bloodshed every German family had to suffer due to Heiling morons who started this madness, want to tell us how Germans have to be and what we have to think.
People like this are a disgrace to anybody who had been in the war, no matter what side but especially to the normal, drafted young German men who just wanted to survive - exactly those people Buchheim portrayed in his books. There are still people alive from this generation who would love to see a bullet put into people who would try to establish a Fourth Reich.

/rant end, now for something completely different :):

http://img576.imageshack.us/img576/8380/clipboard1717tf5.jpg

Penguin

11-22-11, 06:12 PM

I remember an interview some years ago. It was a Danish journalist who interviewed Mel Brooks

He was asked (try to remember as much as I can)

You like to make fun of people, history or situations, are there no limits?

Mel: Offcourse, I could never make fun of the Jews or other minority that have sufferet in our history.

Markus

Apparently Mel Brooks doesn't know his own films too well: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2YgxI9W_3qU ;)

Jokes about Jews have the same legitimation as jokes about anyone else, hell it would be discrimination to leave those big-nosed Red Sea pedestrians out of jokes. :know:

I think he was more referring to Holocaust jokes, an understandable point of view. An analogy would be that jokes about women are ok, but jokes about raped women are not the most funny.

mapuc

11-22-11, 07:45 PM

Apparently Mel Brooks doesn't know his own films too well: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2YgxI9W_3qU ;)

Jokes about Jews have the same legitimation as jokes about anyone else, hell it would be discrimination to leave those big-nosed Red Sea pedestrians out of jokes. :know:

I think he was more referring to Holocaust jokes, an understandable point of view. An analogy would be that jokes about women are ok, but jokes about raped women are not the most funny.

It was about holocaust he didn't want to make fun of (movies).

Markus