Young, Female, Dasngerous

[Jimbuna]

I wouldn't mind one or two of these myself.

No doubt Dowly would want a dozen or more :DL

Brisk business for China's female bodyguards


With her smart black business suit and her high heels, Chen Hai Rong could pass as an ordinary office worker.
But as she stepped out of the car, her ram-rod posture and black ear-piece suggested something was amiss.
She surveyed the parking lot with an eagle-eyed intensity.
A wealthy client climbed out of the vehicle and Ms Chen, along with another female colleague, briskly escorted the businesswoman into a nearby building.


http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/business-15688685

[Oberon]

Young, Female, Dasngerous

Typing with one hand again, Jim? :O::haha:

[MothBalls]

I don't know if I would want one of these. It's bad enough you can't ever hit a woman, even worse when you can't hit one who could do you some serious damage. Usually any woman who can kick my butt scares me. (I'm also afraid of women who have had more women that I've had.)

[Sailor Steve]

(I'm also afraid of women who have had more women that I've had.)
:rotfl2:

Well put!

I don't know, though. Having a woman who can protect you is pretty cool. It may make men feel a little less, you know..."manly", but the reality is that anyone can be dangerous with the training and the will, and my ego is so destroyed by now I don't think I'd mind it a bit. :sunny:

[Betonov]

If a woman will put me into intensive care after one wild night, I'll crawl back for more as soon as I am able to move :DL

[Jimbuna]

Typing with one hand again, Jim? :O::haha:

I noticed the typo the instant I pressed the key.....too late :oops:

[Sailor Steve]

I noticed the typo the instant I pressed the key.....too late :oops:
Ooh...I hate when that happens. Especially when it's the title, which you can't go back and change. :damn:

[Dowly]

AFAIK, you can change the title if no one has replied to the thread yet. :yep:

[Jimbuna]

Ooh...I hate when that happens. Especially when it's the title, which you can't go back and change. :damn:

Aye :oops:

AFAIK, you can change the title if no one has replied to the thread yet. :yep:

Too late now :DL

[TarJak]

Typing with one hand again, Jim? :O::haha:
Sunday night?, I'd say it's the rum in one hand and the keyboard in the other that's caused his dyslexia.:O::haha:

[Jimbuna]

Sunday night?, I'd say it's the rum in one hand and the keyboard in the other.:O::haha:

A can of Excelsior lager from Lidl actually :DL

[TarJak]

A can of Excelsior lager from Lidl actually :DL
Same dog different kennel.:D

[vienna]

Female Employees who can kick you heiny? Sounds like Herman Cain's worst nightmare... :)

[Skybird]

Matching that is news from Germany, the KSK (Special Forces Command) of the German Bundeswehr wants to form female-exclusively units. They said that may have its benefits in operation inside certain ME countries.

Sounds funny, but actually from a tactical point of view I agree.

German special battle princesses hiding their MP5s under their Burkhas. Just imagine the irony.

[Jimbuna]

Same dog different kennel.:D

£14.94 for a case of 24 x 500ml cans....cheap as chips but gets the job done :DL

[MothBalls]

£14.94 for a case of 24 x 500ml cans....cheap as chips but gets the job done :DLI'd be willing to bet 99 out of 100 of Americans in this forum [including me] have no idea if this is a good deal or not. (so does that make us all a part of the 99%?)

More important question, usually when someone tells me "it gets the job done" that translates into tastes like dung, so, does it taste good?

Back on topic, every time I think of female bodyguard, I picture a 6 foot tall Rosie O'Donnell, in drag.

[Madox58]

A Female Bodyguard has an advantage as many will hesitate.
It's pounded into the Males that you do not hit a Women.
That momentary pause could mean the difference between your success.
If you are out to actually whack someone?
You better be able to overlook the gender of the bodyguards and take the target down.

[Jimbuna]

I'd be willing to bet 99 out of 100 of Americans in this forum [including me] have no idea if this is a good deal or not. (so does that make us all a part of the 99%?)

More important question, usually when someone tells me "it gets the job done" that translates into tastes like dung, so, does it taste good?

Back on topic, every time I think of female bodyguard, I picture a 6 foot tall Rosie O'Donnell, in drag.

It's between £5 and £8 cheaper than other makes and tastes equally as good as most of said makes :yep:

[TorpX]

Whatever happened to Col. Quadaffy's bodyguards? I guess they're unemployed now.

[Torplexed]

Whatever happened to Col. Quadaffy's bodyguards? I guess they're unemployed now.


Probably happily so.

Women who were part of Col. Moammar Gaddafi’s elite team of female bodyguards say they were raped and abused by the now fugitive Libyan leader.
The Sunday Times of Malta reports that the former bodyguards said Gaddafi and his sons raped and abused them and then discarded the women once the men became “bored” with them.

http://www.washingtonpost.com/blogs/blogpost/post/gaddafis-female-bodyguards-say-they-were-raped-abused-by-the-libyan-leader/2011/08/29/gIQA8TOKnJ_blog.html

I wouldn't be surprised if they helped beat and shoot their former 'employer.'

[Takeda Shingen]

Now I know what to put on my Christmas list.

[papa_smurf]

If you want truly scary, try drinking with a female rugby/football team:o (did at uni, never recovered properly).

[Torplexed]

If you want truly scary, try drinking with a female rugby/football team:o (did at uni, never recovered properly).

I'd like to try knocking back some vodka with Dimitri Medvedev's Cheerleaders. It'd probably kill me, but it might be worth the price. :O:

http://cdn.wl.uproxx.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/Main5-650x450.jpg

[Jimbuna]

Probably happily so.



http://www.washingtonpost.com/blogs/blogpost/post/gaddafis-female-bodyguards-say-they-were-raped-abused-by-the-libyan-leader/2011/08/29/gIQA8TOKnJ_blog.html

I wouldn't be surprised if they helped beat and shoot their former 'employer.'

His last thought was probably knowing what it felt like to be sodomised....poetic justice.

[nikimcbee]

I wouldn't mind one or two of these myself.

No doubt Dowly would want a dozen or more :DL

Brisk business for China's female bodyguards



http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/business-15688685

Jim, you could have your Chinese body guard (giggity), but you'd be hungry an hour later.

[Jimbuna]

Jim, you could have your Chinese body guard (giggity), but you'd be hungry an hour later.

Aye...hungry for more :DL