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Jimbuna
11-12-11, 07:43 AM
Did you have anything to do with this papa_smurf? :DL:03:

Thieves steal Derby's Christmas lights:


The switch-on of Derby's festive illuminations could be delayed after thieves stole more than £20,000 of Christmas lights and equipment.
The lights were stolen from storage at Markeaton Park using the cherry picker lorry which would have been used to install them in the city centre.
Contractors could struggle to find replacements before this year's ceremony, the city council said.
The theft took place at about 05:00 GMT on Thursday.


http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-derbyshire-15701380
STEED
11-12-11, 08:35 AM
Sounds like they stole the wrong kind of cable. :hmmm:
Jimbuna
11-12-11, 08:39 AM
Someone broke in again the following evening :doh:
papa_smurf
11-15-11, 06:31 AM
Did you have anything to do with this papa_smurf? :DL:03:

Thieves steal Derby's Christmas lights:



http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-derbyshire-15701380

Cheeky monkey:O:
Herr-Berbunch
11-15-11, 07:24 AM
Cheeky Northern Monkey:O:

Fixed :up:
Jimbuna
11-15-11, 08:15 AM
LOL :DL
nikimcbee
11-15-11, 10:28 AM
So you're not talking about this then?
http://parenting.leehansen.com/downloads/clipart/christmas/images/cute-snowman.jpg
STEED
11-16-11, 11:16 AM
So you're not talking about this then?
http://parenting.leehansen.com/downloads/clipart/christmas/images/cute-snowman.jpg

What the hell is that!
frau kaleun
11-16-11, 12:56 PM
Thieves steal Derby's Christmas lights:


And in a parellel universe,

http://chzfailnation.files.wordpress.com/2011/11/epic-fail-probably-bad-news-ummm-thank-you.jpg

The real crime here is that it's not even Thanksgiving yet. Talk about your "Christmas Creep...."
Jimbuna
11-16-11, 01:12 PM
The lights have been found...they were on STEEDS house :DL

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_GxXHSsLqTuA/Sy-vPDIdR3I/AAAAAAAAQYM/5HSOdSrxtpQ/s400/Langton+House.JPG
nikimcbee
11-16-11, 01:13 PM
What the hell is that!

A Christmas derby.:D

I tried to find a photo of santa wearing a derby, but a snowman is as good as it gets.
nikimcbee
11-16-11, 01:18 PM
@ Frau:

The story has: Ohio and bathsalts....
I'm connecting the dots:hmmm:
frau kaleun
11-16-11, 01:22 PM
@ Frau:

The story has: Ohio and bathsalts....
I'm connecting the dots:hmmm:

Well they better not draw a picture of privateer. He's supposed to be fixing a texture on my VIIB, not engaging in random strung-out acts of cheerful holiday decor. :stare: :O:
STEED
11-16-11, 01:24 PM
The lights have been found...they were on STEEDS house :DL

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_GxXHSsLqTuA/Sy-vPDIdR3I/AAAAAAAAQYM/5HSOdSrxtpQ/s400/Langton+House.JPG

Fat chance I live in cardboard city.

A Christmas derby.:D

I tried to find a photo of santa wearing a derby, but a snowman is as good as it gets.

Santa! Who the hell is santa?
nikimcbee
11-16-11, 01:40 PM
Well they better not draw a picture of privateer. He's supposed to be fixing a texture on my VIIB, not engaging in random strung-out acts of cheerful holiday decor. :stare: :O:

Do you have random bathsalt tests? Hopefully he's not high on that.:o
STEED
11-16-11, 01:42 PM
David Cameron has just cancelled Christmas 2011. :DL

I may just vote for you Dave. ;)
nikimcbee
11-16-11, 01:44 PM
Santa! Who the hell is santa?

Oh, I forgot. Steed and "bad" are often used in the same sentence. So you probably wouldn't know anyway.

:06:

I believe Santa Claws visits the bad kids.:o:dead:
frau kaleun
11-16-11, 01:44 PM
Santa! Who the hell is santa?

He's the portly chap in the red suit who brings delightful presents to all the nice people, and leaves you an IOU for half a lump of coal. :O:
nikimcbee
11-16-11, 01:47 PM
@ Steed,
I found a song just for you.:D
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nzXKWKaxt3c
STEED
11-16-11, 01:47 PM
Oh, I forgot. Steed and "bad" are often used in the same sentence. So you probably wouldn't know anyway.

:06:

I believe Santa Claws visits the bad kids.:o:dead:

He's the portly chap in the red suit who brings delightful presents to all the nice people, and leaves you an IOU for half a lump of coal. :O:

Are! Jim. :har:

Now I get it.
nikimcbee
11-16-11, 01:52 PM
Are! Jim. :har:

Now I get it.

Now if Jim asks you to sit on his lap and tell him what you want for xmas, Just say "no" and run.:dead:


http://www.wildsound-filmmaking-feedback-events.com/images/shrek_santa.jpg


"I wonder what Steed wants for xmas?"
frau kaleun
11-16-11, 01:53 PM
@ Steed,
I found a song just for you.:D
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nzXKWKaxt3c

Even better:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z73Q9DUVvTo
Jimbuna
11-16-11, 02:01 PM
Go onto YouTube and type in 'Chubby Brown Christmas Song' and you'll get a pretty good 'ADULT CONTENT' selection from one of the north easts most followed comedians.
nikimcbee
11-17-11, 03:11 AM
Go onto YouTube and type in 'Chubby Brown Christmas Song' and you'll get a pretty good 'ADULT CONTENT' selection from one of the north easts most followed comedians.

I didn't know you owned a pair of flying goggles.:haha:
Jimbuna
11-17-11, 06:39 AM
There's a lot of Chubby Brown material on there...not just songs :DL