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nikimcbee
11-06-11, 12:25 AM
uh-oh.
http://earthquake.usgs.gov/earthquakes/recenteqsus/Quakes/usb0006klz.php
The end is near, run for your lives.
O noze! OMG!
Stikes?:hmmm:
nikimcbee
11-06-11, 12:27 AM
O noze! OMG!
Stikes?:hmmm:
fixed for retardation proof-reading.:dead::doh:
magicstix
11-06-11, 02:01 AM
Meh big deal. We just had a 5.9 in Washington DC 2 months ago...
Castout
11-06-11, 06:49 AM
God strikes bible belt (earthquake thread)What made you think it was God? I bet it was no faith as you got none.
So what made you think it was God? No reason? Strange...
You like to ridicule something you do not know at all?
I wish the end was yesterday personally if it was up to me.
Jimbuna
11-06-11, 07:49 AM
O noze! OMG!
Stikes?:hmmm:
http://img253.imageshack.us/img253/8306/onozomg21.gif http://img253.imageshack.us/img253/8306/onozomg21.gif
Catfish
11-06-11, 07:59 AM
I found the titel "God strikes Bible belt" somehow ... fitting.
If you think about how waste the Universe is, billions of galaxies each with billions of stars and myriads of planets, and when a god created all that, how could he possibly care for some planet named earth, let alone the sorrows and hopes of particular people.
But then "he" created man after his own appearance, or so texts say that man wrote.
Now did he create earth, or the whole universe ? Is he also god for an intelligent octopus at Aldebaran, or for an intelligent hovering sphere ?
Isn't it a bit self-centered, to think that he'd be entirely there for "us".
(Personally, i think it's plate tectonics, but then it's just me.)
Betonov
11-06-11, 08:07 AM
(Personally, i think it's plate tectonics, but then it's just me.)
Nah, just another preacher said that the world was created 6000 years ago and the Earth laughed
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AVXjK0jMeWY&sns=fb
Torplexed
11-06-11, 09:14 AM
If it shakes a little extra Texas Tea out of the ground it'll be worth it. :D
http://wwwdelivery.superstock.com/WI/223/4039/PreviewComp/SuperStock_4039-51529.jpg
nikimcbee
11-06-11, 09:25 AM
I found the titel "God strikes Bible belt" somehow ... fitting.
If you think about how waste the Universe is, billions of galaxies each with billions of stars and myriads of planets, and when a god created all that, how could he possibly care for some planet named earth, let alone the sorrows and hopes of particular people.
But then "he" created man after his own appearance, or so texts say that man wrote.
Now did he create earth, or the whole universe ? Is he also god for an intelligent octopus at Aldebaran, or for an intelligent hovering sphere ?
Isn't it a bit self-centered, to think that he'd be entirely there for "us".
(Personally, i think it's plate tectonics, but then it's just me.)
Gold star for Catfish, he gets it.:yeah:
TLAM Strike
11-06-11, 09:27 AM
No doubt one of them "Hoe Moe Sexanimals" found its ways in to Oklahoma, and Jeebus was sending them a warning not to let it happen again... :shifty:
:O:
nikimcbee
11-06-11, 09:28 AM
No doubt one of them "Hoe Moe Sexanimals" found its ways in to Oklahoma, and Jeebus was sending them a warning not to let it happen again... :shifty:
I guess, since it was the "bible belt"; it was a message from allah.:haha:
soopaman2
11-06-11, 02:32 PM
Funny...
Places that usually dont get quakes have been getting them.
We had one I felt in NJ not too long ago, now Oklahoma.
Places that do get them, have been devastating ones.
No tinfoil hat "2012" rubbish coming, just strange and coincidental.
By the way, god has never been proven, plate tectonics has.
Herr-Berbunch
11-06-11, 02:39 PM
Funny...
Places that usually dont get quakes have been getting them.
Any fracking going on near those areas? :hmmm:
I think long ago that subsim was proven to be full of secular humanists, and a few religious people. Just relax a bit folks. :03:
nikimcbee
11-06-11, 02:46 PM
Any fracking going on near those areas? :hmmm:
I think long ago that subsim was proven to be full of secular humanists, and a few religious people. Just relax a bit folks. :03:
so which team are you on Herr-Berr, NUFC? Barmy Army?:D:hmmm:
Torplexed
11-06-11, 02:50 PM
Any fracking going on near those areas? :hmmm:
Well, it is the repressed state of Oklahoma. God knows what goes on behind all those closed barn doors. ;)
Herr-Berbunch
11-06-11, 02:52 PM
Mighty Mariners... :smug:
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/d/dc/Grimb_Badge.png/150px-Grimb_Badge.png
*whispers* ...are my local team, but I'm not into foot+ball in a big way like some around these parts. :oops:
soopaman2
11-06-11, 04:14 PM
Well, it is the repressed state of Oklahoma. God knows what goes on behind all those closed barn doors. ;)
:D
...I almost elaborated (graphically) on your statement.:O:
I am a sick human being.:haha:
mookiemookie
11-07-11, 10:38 AM
Oh, Oklahoma...
http://i.imgur.com/XqjlW.jpg
Oh, Oklahoma...
http://i.imgur.com/XqjlW.jpg
:timeout::har::haha::rotfl2:
nikimcbee
11-07-11, 02:49 PM
Oh, Oklahoma...
http://i.imgur.com/XqjlW.jpg
That donkey better be careful, might get arrested for lewd conduct in public.
Jimbuna
11-07-11, 04:28 PM
http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-KqJKpdE3aOs/TgWxXQ7qe1I/AAAAAAAAArw/xiaCIrF9Hq0/s1600/3.jpg
nikimcbee
11-07-11, 04:43 PM
http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-KqJKpdE3aOs/TgWxXQ7qe1I/AAAAAAAAArw/xiaCIrF9Hq0/s1600/3.jpg
Steed showin' off the bling?
Jimbuna
11-07-11, 04:49 PM
STEED is in hiding me reckons....entertaining his mate Mr Mugabe :DL
nikimcbee
11-07-11, 05:20 PM
STEED is in hiding me reckons....entertaining his mate Mr Mugabe :DL
Gordon will be jealous. Steed's heart will be broken again.:cry:
Sailor Steve
11-07-11, 06:03 PM
Any fracking going on near those areas? :hmmm:
I consider myself to be more of a raving semi-secular sociopath, but with no inclination to harm anyone. :D
Jimbuna
11-07-11, 06:43 PM
Gordon will be jealous. Steed's heart will be broken again.:cry:
http://img16.imageshack.us/img16/921/gordonbrown2.jpg
Herr-Berbunch
11-07-11, 06:57 PM
Jim, your language tonight has been terrible! :o
Jim, your language tonight has been terrible! :o
He's from up narf, of course it's been terrible :O:
Jimbuna
11-07-11, 07:07 PM
Jim, your language tonight has been terrible! :o
http://imgcash4.imageshack.us/img144/958/stirringpot21ar5.gif
nikimcbee
11-07-11, 08:08 PM
He's from up narf, of course it's been terrible :O:
He's from the Tooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooon ya know, be nice to 'im.
Jim, your language tonight has been terrible! :o :hmmm:
Jimbuna
11-08-11, 05:30 AM
He's from the Tooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooon ya know, be nice to 'im.
Now that would get me a tad suspicious....worried even!! :o
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