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http://www.myfoxdc.com/dpp/news/offbeat/police-help-batman-with-flat-tire-on-halloween-110211
"Police help Batman with flat tire on halloween"
:haha:
Man, 9/11 operators must have a tough job on halloween. And every other day, really, but getting calls about Batman stuck on a freeway must be confusing...
frau kaleun
11-02-11, 04:14 PM
Sort of reminds me of a story my sensei told about one Halloween where he and some friends went to a party. They were all in costume and it was out of town so they had to do some driving on the highway to get there, on the way there (or back, can't remember) they stopped for gas or to use a restroom or something. He was dressed as Superman, full costume with the tights and the cape and the whole bit. So for whatever reason he gets out and goes around the corner of the gas station to enter the little convenience mart or look for the bathroom or whatever, he walks around the corner and there are a bunch of cops in the middle of arresting several dudes for what looked like an attempted drug deal.
So sensei just stops in his tracks at the sight of this, at which point one of the cops looks up, sees him standing there, and says, "Thanks for coming, Superman, but we got this." :haha:
Jimbuna
11-02-11, 04:17 PM
Much better IMHO :DL
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1g0O230Znic
I don't trust Batman as he is a wimp wearing the cup protector. :haha:
So sensei just stops in his tracks at the sight of this, at which point one of the cops looks up, sees him standing there, and says, "Thanks for coming, Superman, but we got this." :haha:
Did he then silently nod at the cops with a wry smile and fly up, up and away?... :)
frau kaleun
11-02-11, 04:32 PM
Did he then silently nod at the cops with a wry smile and fly up, up and away?... :)
I don't know, he probably just gave them a thumbs up and went about his business. :O:
Well what do you expect, hes a grown man who dresses up as bat and throws boomerangs at people. Hes obviously got some social problems.
nikimcbee
11-02-11, 05:58 PM
Much better IMHO :DL
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1g0O230Znic
You beat me to it!:har::salute:
But I was gunna say it was another Buna and Mcbee caper.
Jimbuna
11-03-11, 06:59 AM
Never trust a man that wears tights...especially in full view of the public :03:
Sailor Steve
11-03-11, 11:04 AM
Never trust a man that wears tights...especially in full view of the public :03:
I dare you to say that to Superman's face. :O:
Jimbuna
11-03-11, 11:49 AM
I dare you to say that to Superman's face. :O:
I am Superman http://www.psionguild.org/forums/images/smilies/wolfsmilies/superwolf.gif
:03:
I am Superman http://www.psionguild.org/forums/images/smilies/wolfsmilies/superwolf.gif
:03: Super wolf :salute:
Sailor Steve
11-03-11, 12:21 PM
I am Superman http://www.psionguild.org/forums/images/smilies/wolfsmilies/superwolf.gif
:03:
So you're telling me not to trust you because you wear tights in public?
Jimbuna
11-03-11, 06:46 PM
So you're telling me not to trust you because you wear tights in public?
Just dont 'kiss and tell' :O:
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