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frau kaleun
10-31-11, 12:03 PM
Well, for one thing, he refuses to admit his part in the NASA "moon landing" conspiracy.

http://ihasahotdog.files.wordpress.com/2011/09/funny-dog-pictures-dogtober-one-small-step-for-a-goggie.jpg




Share your stories of mcbee-related heartbreak and betrayal here. That's okay, we've all been there... let it out... you'll feel better. And then we'll have a group hug!
Sailor Steve
10-31-11, 12:20 PM
We all talk about submarines, but he drives a dirty evil PT boat.
1480
10-31-11, 12:22 PM
He is a fan of the Red Wings and The Vi-Queens.
Jimbuna
10-31-11, 12:29 PM
He once knocked over a large pile of plates in a Tex Mex restaurant, breaking many of them and tried to blame Chad.

http://img265.imageshack.us/img265/6377/p1000129r.jpg (http://imageshack.us/photo/my-images/265/p1000129r.jpg/)
MothBalls
10-31-11, 12:31 PM
Sometimes he thinks like me and makes sense. I don't trust anyone who thinks like I do.
Sailor Steve
10-31-11, 12:33 PM
He's wearing a GWX T-shirt and he was never a member! I was a member for, like, five minutes, and that was after I already had the shirt, but still, anything bad I can say about him kinda sorta makes up for the age jokes. :O:
Jimbuna
10-31-11, 12:48 PM
He's wearing a GWX T-shirt and he was never a member! I was a member for, like, five minutes, and that was after I already had the shirt, but still, anything bad I can say about him kinda sorta makes up for the age jokes. :O:

LOL :har:

Oh, I nearly forgot.....he went around the tables after the meal picking up the tips we left for the waiting staff (the proof is sitting in his right hand paw) :O:
Sailor Steve
10-31-11, 12:51 PM
And he's always smiling. He's hiding something, I know he is!
Jimbuna
10-31-11, 12:55 PM
And he's always smiling. He's hiding something, I know he is!

Yeah, that "KISS ME" sign Todd stuck to his back :DL
1480
10-31-11, 01:02 PM
He is a descended USSR expatriate...... but so am I. :timeout:
nikimcbee
10-31-11, 01:06 PM
Sweet jeebus, I step away from my computer to "work":haha: and all hell breaks loose in the GT. Good thing it's lunchtime in ~15 minutes, I need to get my helmet for this thread.
:k_confused:
nikimcbee
10-31-11, 01:08 PM
He is a descended USSR expatriate. But so am I.

I do have Eastern European blood in there someplace, but I was very naughty when I did Study abroad in Russia, So those rumo(u)rs are true.

I took study abroad literally.:D
nikimcbee
10-31-11, 01:10 PM
He is a fan of the Red Wings and The Vi-Queens.

I washed my hands of the red menace, No more Federov.:wah:
Sailor Steve
10-31-11, 01:16 PM
I took study abroad literally.:D
Yes you did. You studied her until she slapped your face.
frau kaleun
10-31-11, 01:17 PM
He is a descended USSR expatriate......

On the contrary, I have it on good authority (Reece) that McBee's expatriates have never actually descended.
nikimcbee
10-31-11, 01:30 PM
Yes you did. You studied her until she slapped your face.

Which one?:haha:
AVGWarhawk
10-31-11, 01:42 PM
It is hard to trust anyone with the word "Bungo" in his description of location. :hmmm:
frau kaleun
10-31-11, 02:12 PM
And just notice the way he's cleverly misspelled both 'patrolling' and 'straits' to further confuse you about his no doubt nefarious intentions...










Plus he's got the crazy eyes.

http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3198/3039403103_f8c8e744cd.jpg
mookiemookie
10-31-11, 02:14 PM
I asked him to borrow some change for the Coke machine and he gave me this:

http://mariopiperni.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/Beck_Glenn_GoldCoin.jpg
nikimcbee
10-31-11, 02:21 PM
I asked him to borrow some change for the Coke machine and he gave me this:

http://mariopiperni.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/Beck_Glenn_GoldCoin.jpg

Hey, don't spend it all in one place!
nikimcbee
10-31-11, 02:24 PM
And he's always smiling. He's hiding something, I know he is!

http://upsidedowndogs.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/02/mordy-the-boston-terrier-420x490.jpg
AVGWarhawk
10-31-11, 02:33 PM
Not to mention how he acts around others. Specifically at parties.

http://img37.imageshack.us/img37/7902/hurrdurr.jpg
McBeck
10-31-11, 03:06 PM
I asked him to borrow some change for the Coke machine and he gave me this:

http://mariopiperni.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/Beck_Glenn_GoldCoin.jpg
He stole my money!!!! It clearly states "Trust in Beck"
Yeah....trust me :har::har::har:
Jimbuna
10-31-11, 05:03 PM
That'll teach ya....or will it? :hmmm:
1480
10-31-11, 07:03 PM
Mcbee being locked up after his spy disguise was made!



http://punditkitchen.files.wordpress.com/2009/01/political-pictures-greenpeace-communist-russia.jpg
Madox58
10-31-11, 07:15 PM
He's wearing a GWX T-shirt and he was never a member! I was a member for, like, five minutes, and that was after I already had the shirt, but still, anything bad I can say about him kinda sorta makes up for the age jokes. :O:


No they don't.
:haha:

You got to get EVIL Man!!
:rock:

We all know this 'Hanger oner' has it comeing!!
:har:

(And it was a little bit over 5 minutes.... closer to 20, maybe 30 minutes.)
Reece
10-31-11, 07:28 PM
Why I don't trust nikimcbee
I trust him as far as I could throw him!:O:

http://labbylab.com/files/falling-dog-300x225.jpg
frau kaleun
10-31-11, 08:32 PM
And let's not forget... he claims to be a natural redhead, but it's obviously a weave.

http://ihasahotdog.files.wordpress.com/2011/09/funny-dog-pictures-dogtober-is-it-treat-time-yet.jpg
Reece
10-31-11, 08:44 PM
I must admit Frau, he does look cute there!:yep:
Sailor Steve
10-31-11, 10:45 PM
Wendy McBee! Pippi McBeestocking!
TarJak
11-01-11, 05:41 AM
This is why I don't trust him:
http://i198.photobucket.com/albums/aa54/TarJak/Subsim%20Meet%202008/Subsim2008074.jpg

He's also a member of the hated paparazzi:
http://i198.photobucket.com/albums/aa54/TarJak/Subsim%20Meet%202008/Subsim2008081.jpg
Jimbuna
11-01-11, 06:36 AM
Hey, I remember that, he was asking "Which button do I press"? :DL
Onkel Neal
11-01-11, 11:06 AM
He calls me late in the night and pretends to be Obama, and makes me do very naughty things with my turkey baster.
Herr-Berbunch
11-01-11, 11:39 AM
Just, because! :shifty:
August
11-01-11, 11:41 AM
He calls me late in the night and pretends to be Obama, and makes me do very naughty things with my turkey baster.

I will never eat thanksgiving dinner at your house. :yep:
Catfish
11-01-11, 12:00 PM
Trust nobody, it was not a german moon landing, but Niki's dogs:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lDgNc4yyYAQ
Herr-Berbunch
11-01-11, 12:21 PM
I notice that this thread currently has three pages - all untrusting of McBee, whilst the not trusting FB thread has four pages - of which some are defending FB.

Just saying! :hmmm:
Sailor Steve
11-01-11, 01:07 PM
Well, it wouldn't be right to defend him on a thread dedicated to not trusting him, now would it? Just doesn't sit well. Violates the protocols and all. Just isn't done.

I'm learning from my British friends. :sunny:
frau kaleun
11-01-11, 01:15 PM
I notice that this thread currently has three pages - all untrusting of McBee, whilst the not trusting FB thread has four pages - of which some are defending FB.


Steve only defended Facebook cuz he found his daughter on it. If he'd found her on McBee, I don't think he'd be quite so enthusiastic. :O:
AVGWarhawk
11-01-11, 01:33 PM
He calls me late in the night and pretends to be Obama, and makes me do very naughty things with my turkey baster.

Damn...you too? :hmmm: Except with me he pretends to be Michele.
1480
11-01-11, 01:34 PM
Steve only defended Facebook cuz he found his daughter on it. If he'd found her on McBee, I don't think he'd be quite so enthusiastic. :O:


:har::har::har:
Sailor Steve
11-01-11, 02:16 PM
Steve only defended Facebook cuz he found his daughter on it. If he'd found her on McBee, I don't think he'd be quite so enthusiastic. :O:
:rotfl2::rotfl2::rotfl2:

I'd enthusiastically tell her husband. Then someone would have to defend McBee.
August
11-01-11, 02:18 PM
:rotfl2::rotfl2::rotfl2:

I'd enthusiastically tell her husband. Then someone would have to defend McBee.


Yeah but wouldn't you secretly like McBee to call you "Dad"? :D
nikimcbee
11-01-11, 02:20 PM
:rotfl2::rotfl2::rotfl2:

I'd enthusiastically tell her husband. Then someone would have to defend McBee.

The Reece made me do it.
http://wholesalepricee.com/images/sex%20costume/two-piece-devil-costume.jpg
nikimcbee
11-01-11, 02:25 PM
Yeah but wouldn't you secretly like McBee to call you "Dad"? :D

:hmmm:

At this point, I think I'd be pushing Steve's humo(u)r threshhold for elderly jokes.
Sailor Steve
11-01-11, 04:09 PM
Yeah but wouldn't you secretly like McBee to call you "Dad"? :D
He already does, and I openly don't like it.

That said...

:hmmm:

At this point, I think I'd be pushing Steve's humo(u)r threshhold for elderly jokes.
I was having a bad day, Jason. You can call me anything you like (as long as it doesn't violate Subsim policy and is used in the proper context). :sunny:

Oh, and I like yer li'l devil. :yep: :D
1480
11-01-11, 04:10 PM
Shhhhhhh, the senior death panels start next year. Will be like Logan's Run. Trafficking in seniors to Mexico.... I can see it now, "Yes, ma'am I stopped you for suspicion of harboring a senior" "why would you say that officer?" "I can smell Hai Karate from half a block away. Now can you open the trunk please....."
Jimbuna
11-01-11, 05:13 PM
Shhhhhhh, the senior death panels start next year. Will be like Logan's Run. Trafficking in seniors to Mexico.... I can see it now, "Yes, ma'am I stopped you for suspicion of harboring a senior" "why would you say that officer?" "I can smell Hai Karate from half a block away. Now can you open the trunk please....."

LOL Hai Karate....don't forget the Brut :DL
August
11-01-11, 10:47 PM
I'm an Old Spice man myself :D
Jimbuna
11-02-11, 02:49 AM
I'm an Old Spice man myself :D

I've heard rumours Niki prefers Brylcreem :hmmm:

http://gallery.nen.gov.uk/assets/0906/0000/0145/dl020_brylcreem_magazine_ad_mid.jpg
TarJak
11-02-11, 03:19 AM
Yeah but he rarely uses it on his head.
Reece
11-02-11, 04:54 AM
Yeah but he rarely uses it on his head.
What then?:hmmm:
1480
11-02-11, 08:29 AM
Bee's in touch with his metro-sexual self....he manscapes.
nikimcbee
11-02-11, 08:40 AM
Bee's in touch with his metro-sexual self....he manscapes.

Now I'm curious how you know about such things?:hmmm: And just cuz I live the Pac NW, doesn't mean anything.:haha:
nikimcbee
11-02-11, 08:44 AM
http://gallery.nen.gov.uk/assets/0906/0000/0145/dl020_brylcreem_magazine_ad_mid.jpg

Grooms w/o Gumming?

I'm afraid to ask what that is. Dapper Bostons require minimum grooming.
:up:
http://cdn1.iofferphoto.com/img/item/196/272/594/medium-dachshund-boston-terrier-dog-tuxedo-tux-clothes-e1ee0.jpg
AVGWarhawk
11-02-11, 08:49 AM
http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_XYiLrMURRG0/StTN26piomI/AAAAAAAAB1E/fTFvyac1jIQ/s200/dapper_dan.gif
nikimcbee
11-02-11, 11:33 AM
http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_XYiLrMURRG0/StTN26piomI/AAAAAAAAB1E/fTFvyac1jIQ/s200/dapper_dan.gif

No faux seal oil, I want the real stuff.!
Jimbuna
11-02-11, 11:53 AM
http://ihasahotdog.files.wordpress.com/2010/06/c6f5ec4d-a73c-4107-99b7-6f5d97661076.jpg