Something weird in the sky...

[Hottentot]

999 caller mistakes moon for UFO

Hertfordshire Police have released the audio of a male 999 caller reporting a bright UFO "coming towards him" in his back garden, only to ring back minutes later to declare that its presence was in fact entirely explainable.See The Telegraph (http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/8854717/999-caller-mistakes-moon-for-UFO.html) for full article as well as the audio clip.

I'll be sure to remember this whenever someone next time tells me to go out more often.

[Dowly]

Does not compute. :doh:

[Rockstar]

:hmmm: Note the time line very suspicious if you ask me. Allow me to fill in the blanks.

"I thought it was an aeroplane at first and then its just hovering with all these lights on." After being told local authorities would investigate his claims, the caller hung up, only to ring back minutes later to confess that he had made an embarrassing mistake.

1. Not wanting to be discovered the spacecraft lands and little aliens come out to subdue the the caller. Using their super alien brain wave powers they seed the callers brain with images of the moon instead of their space craft. Could be a drug or some kind too depends upon the kind of alien as some have been known to manipulate the brain via the rectum.

2. Next thing we know the victim says it was just the moon! HA! :o

When asked by the call handler what he had seen, the man replied sheepishly: "You're not going to believe this, you're not going to believe it, it's the moon."

3. YEA RIGHT! This is just what they want us to think! I told you this is the reason for the November 9th shut down of broadcast satellites and TV stations. This is big gentleman and ladies. Prepare for an alien invasion conspiracy!

[Hottentot]

Does not compute. :doh:

Drink more beer. :()1:

[danny60]

"Im sorry, the brain you are trying to contact is currently otherwise engaged, please try again later, or, wait to leave a message..."
I knew some people in this world didn't have a great deal of braincells, but mistaking the moon for a UFO?

[Dowly]

Oh and in before "That's no moon..." :O:

[Torplexed]

I for one, welcome our new purple-haired overlords.

http://cumbriansky.files.wordpress.com/2009/07/shado-ufo-girls-moonbase-10.jpg

[papa_smurf]

I for one, welcome our new purple-haired overlords.

http://cumbriansky.files.wordpress.com/2009/07/shado-ufo-girls-moonbase-10.jpg

Classic sci-fi series. Wonder why that style of dress didn't catch on:hmmm:

[soopaman2]

Kinda reminds me of the old picture with a redneck looking fella drinkin moonshine, pointing at the porch light bulb and screaming UFO.:D

All UFO sightings should instantly have to pass a drug and psychological profile, with family interviews. Too many morons who want attention, and too many tabloid rags willing to give it to them.

Just look at how the area 51 thing has persisted.

[Jimbuna]

Sounds to me like the caller had already sampled some 'moon'shine.

[nikimcbee]

It was Dowly.
http://flyingferrets2.files.wordpress.com/2008/12/wingedferret4.jpg?w=500&h=306

http://images.icanhascheezburger.com/completestore/2009/3/5/128807972408559282.jpg (http://cheezburger.com/mzlan/lolz/View/1840676096)

[MH]

http://www.cracked.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2009/05/poster1.jpg

[Penguin]

I don't know how people can still believe this "moon" crap! :shifty:

There was one guy who had a bright moment when he was drunk and you guys make fun of him - a disgusting behavior.
Keep on believing what you government tells you to believe, you sheep!

It is a fact that we have no proof that the moon exists! Most evidence points to the hypothesis that it is a giant lamp, put into the sky in the 60s, so that THEY can see us at night!
Ask all the people who had to retouch old paintings and photos to put a moon into. Oh, you can't ask them? That's right, they were all put into FANTA camps where they disappeared.

Fight for the TRUTH! Don't let them see you at night! Don't believe the moon hoax! And buy blue glasses!

:|\\


I for one, welcome our new purple-haired overlords.

Yummy - those are overlords I would blindly follow! :D

[Jimbuna]

http://www.cracked.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2009/05/poster1.jpg

Looks like Michael Jackson in drag :DL

[Sailor Steve]

Yummy - those are overlords I would blindly follow! :D
Not me.









I'd keep my eyes open! :yep:

[nikimcbee]

Looks like Michael Jackson in drag :DL

:har::yeah: