Where is Gaddafi?

[Jimbuna]

Former Libyan leader Muammar Gaddafi has disappeared from view, and finding him has become an urgent priority for Libya's National Transitional Council (NTC). NTC officials say they can't be sure of his whereabouts, but they think he may be hiding in the southern desert with the help of Tuareg tribesmen. Here's a look at some possible hiding places:


http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-africa-14751660

Anyone care to speculate? :DL

[AVGWarhawk]

Walmart shopping. Great deals and the way he dresses he would fit right in! :haha:

[Gerald]

I will not take part in these speculations, when they are not fair, I have our own theories about this...;)

[Rockstar]

MG phone home

http://iowntheworld.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/Wheres-gaddafi.jpg

[Jimbuna]

Walmart shopping. Great deals and the way he dresses he would fit right in! :haha:

Just popping down to the local high street curtain retailer to check them out :DL

[AVGWarhawk]

Just popping down to the local high street curtain retailer to check them out :DL

:har:

[Task Force]

He has obviously taken disguise as a mime in Italy. where else would he go...

[Oberon]

Pakistan, it's always Pakistan...

[Tribesman]

Pakistan, it's always Pakistan...

...unless its Bangladesh

[Jimbuna]

My reckoning is he went to Chad or Niger almost a week ago but if not he could well be deep in the southern desert within easy reach of either countries border.

[Task Force]

Pakistan, it's always Pakistan...

Wonder if they have a big market for mimes in Pakistan.

[AVGWarhawk]

http://marcos.kirsch.com.mx/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/Moamar-273x400.jpg

[Jimbuna]

^ :har:

Hitler Interviews Gaddafi

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EKhoLW-k_E4

[Gerald]

http://www.interpol.int/News-and-media/News-media-releases/2011/PR080

An interesting connection and affiliation.

[Rockstar]

http://marcos.kirsch.com.mx/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/Moamar-273x400.jpg

Cheeburger cheeburger, cheeburger, no coke, Pepsi!

[AVGWarhawk]

Cheeburger cheeburger, cheeburger, no coke, Pepsi!

:har: The good old days of SNL!

[TLAM Strike]

The same place any murderous dictator can go to receive sanctuary away from condemnation or judgement:
http://img638.imageshack.us/img638/6144/unbuilding.jpg

[Gerald]

He is gone...:yep:

[BossMark]

He is gone...:yep:
Where? for a pint :D
But seriously I hope they catch the evil git ASAP

[Gerald]

Where? for a pint :D
But seriously I hope they catch the evil git ASAP Well,maybe he sitting in a pub in Leeds an have lot of pint's....but they don't take him alive..

[Kongo Otto]

http://marcos.kirsch.com.mx/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/Moamar-273x400.jpg

Hey that's guy i told "keep the change" :o
Dear FBI and CIA guys, i realy didn't know who he was and no "keep the change" is not a modern way to fund international terrorism.
But i know where he is hiding. :D
I think the other guys name is Tony "the nukes" me thinks he is a lieutenant in the Khomeini Family. ;)
http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_M7i5Z_VU4WM/SoUrhcvmLAI/AAAAAAAAAGU/Svy7_1ogtW8/s400/ahmadinejad-gaddafi.jpg

[soopaman2]

He most likely in Pakistan, they love taking our money then sticking "it" in us.

Then again technically France is on the hook for this one ( Sarkozy saved Obama for being known as a warmonger and "starting a new war")

(France took lead on this, knowing the USA was in 2 wars already and the people wouldn't go for it.)

[Gerald]

He most likely in Pakistan, they love taking our money then sticking "it" in us.

Then again technically France is on the hook for this one ( Sarkozy saved Obama for being known as a warmonger and "starting a new war")

(France took lead on this, knowing the USA was in 2 wars already and the people wouldn't go for it.) Why Pakistan, as you say? You do not think, that there may be other players.

[soopaman2]

Why Pakistan, as you say? You do not think, that there may be other players.

Pakistan been taking US money for ...what 10 plus years? and hiding Bin Laden for at least 8 (conjecture).

Start with the usual suspects and work our way down.

[Kongo Otto]

Pakistan been taking US money for ...what 10 plus years? and hiding Bin Laden for at least 8.

Start with the usual suspects and work our way down.

This time its not Pakistan, i realy think he hides in Iran, they had good relations over the last years.

[Sea Demon]

I think he's the new manager at a Long John Silver's I go to every so often. Seriously, that guy looks just like Qadafi with a haircut and a short beard.

[mapuc]

He's Hugo Chavez special guest.

Markus

[soopaman2]

http://marcos.kirsch.com.mx/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/Moamar-273x400.jpg


Quaddafi-Falafel?

[_dgn_]

Pakistan, it's always Pakistan...


... or in Tunisia !


http://images.imagehotel.net/lz07elmvid.jpg (http://www.imagehotel.net/?from=lz07elmvid.jpg)

[Jimbuna]

ROFLMAO :har:

[Rockstar]

Protesting on the corner of Broadway and Wall Street

http://joronomo.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/crowd.jpg

[Gerald]

This is, Where is Gaddaf topic :hmmm:

[MothBalls]

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-africa-14751660

Anyone care to speculate? :DLA compound in Pakistan?

[Torplexed]

http://pyxis.homestead.com/Ghaddif-YMCA.jpg

[Kongo Otto]

http://www.abload.de/img/gaddafi-in-the-oval-ofeuzy.jpg

[Kongo Otto]

Also seen in Perfection Nevada :har:
http://www.abload.de/img/also-seen-in-perfectio6dsj.jpg

[Jimbuna]

Just love em :DL

[Herr-Berbunch]

Hang on a minute, Jacko 'dies' and Gaddafi takes the limelight, now Gaddafi disappears... does this mean the return of another nutjob in a uniform? :arrgh!:

http://img52.imageshack.us/img52/1846/128977437397320856.jpg

And what is it with that pic of Gaddafi? Couldn't decide on which variation of his name to have, so they used a picture for a name-badge! ;)

[Gerald]

^:haha:

[Rockstar]

Where's Gaddafi?

http://farm7.static.flickr.com/6203/6079510143_9140584576.jpg

[TLAM Strike]

Hang on a minute, Jacko 'dies' and Gaddafi takes the limelight, now Gaddafi disappears... does this mean the return of another nutjob in a uniform? :arrgh!:

http://img52.imageshack.us/img52/1846/128977437397320856.jpg

There is no shortage of nutjobs in uniform...
http://img267.imageshack.us/img267/2733/fijiprez.jpg
Commodore Frank Bainimarama
Position: Prime minister of Fiji, Companion to the Order of Fiji for his "eminent achievement and merit of highest degree and service to Fiji and to humanity at large."
Interests:
Military History :up:
Stages coup... during another coup... :salute:
Abolishing constitution. :yawn:
Crushing Labor Unions involved in "essential national industries". :nope:
Banishing of foreign envoys. :hmmm:
Supplying mercenaries to failed con-man for taking over Bougainville. :stare:
Sacking of judges and replacing them with Sri Lankin judges :06:
Restoring Queen Elisabeth II as Queen of Fiji. :doh:


http://img267.imageshack.us/img267/3130/belarusprez.jpg
Alexander Grigoryevich Lukashenko
Position: President of Belarus
Likes: Authoritarianism
Rigged elections
Achievements of Hitler
Giant army hat
Dislikes: Jews

[frau kaleun]

There is no shortage of nutjobs in uniform...
http://img267.imageshack.us/img267/2733/fijiprez.jpg


My brain now refuses to acknowledge this man as anything other than "Commodore Bananarama."

http://img267.imageshack.us/img267/3130/belarusprez.jpg


Can't decide if hat is too big for man
http://img1.ranker.com/list_img/54365/339540/full/the-very-best-of-the-futurama-fry-meme.jpg?version=1308337289000
or man is too small for hat.




Also - dude needs WAY more bling to really tip the crazy scales. :O:

[Herr-Berbunch]

Restoring Queen Elisabeth II as Queen of Fiji. :doh:


What's wrong with that? Half the British Army is Fijian, well that's an exaggeration, but there are quite a few. They swear an allegiance to H.M., her heirs and successors and have done for over a century.

Fiji might not be in the commonwealth (ha!) at the moment, but still retains the Union Flag on it's flag. And her face on currency - until earlier this year. And they still have a public holiday for her birthday. And the majority of the country, as well as it's current leader, are pro-monarchy.

And besides, Fiji may have restored her, but she doesn't list Fiji as one of 'hers'. Not until they provide democracy, then she'll be back. :yeah:

[Herr-Berbunch]

http://img267.imageshack.us/img267/2733/fijiprez.jpg


Can't decide whether to salute,
http://img1.ranker.com/list_img/54365/339540/full/the-very-best-of-the-futurama-fry-meme.jpg?version=1308337289000
Or tip...!

[TLAM Strike]

My brain now refuses to acknowledge this man as anything other than "Commodore Bananarama."

I wonder if I should tell you about Lieutenant Teodoro Obiang Nguema Mbasogo of Equatorial Guinea
http://img189.imageshack.us/img189/2786/eqgg.jpg
You know our country is a backwater when your dictator never rose above LT.

Oh he also claims to be a god and is rumored to be a cannibal.

Also - dude needs WAY more bling to really tip the crazy scales. :O:

Current #1 for Dictator Bling:
http://img502.imageshack.us/img502/3769/thanshwe.jpg
Senior General Than Shwe of Burma
Chief Advisers: Soothsayers
Nickname: The Asian Hitler
Greatest Achievement: Managed to include the words "Discipline", "Democracy" and "Constitution" in the same document.

[Sailor Steve]

Lieutenant Teodoro Obiang Nguema Mbasogo.
Okay, Lt. Mumbo Jumbo works for me.

[frau kaleun]

Okay, Lt. Mumbo Jumbo works for me.

Seems appropriate. The morning after every "election" people can gather around to find out who "won" and then complain (again) about it being nothing but the same old Mumbo Jumbo. :D

[TLAM Strike]

Okay, Lt. Mumbo Jumbo works for me.
Lt. Saffro Galang Nutmega Tabasco? :hmmm:

[Herr-Berbunch]

When's PFC TLAM Strike going to attempt his first coup? :hmmm:

:O:

[Oberon]

http://punditkitchen.files.wordpress.com/2009/10/political-pictures-muammar-al-gaddafi-defragmenting-process.jpg

Anyway:


Don't forget Idi Amin!

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_clW92NzmFvI/SqGXznCiJmI/AAAAAAAACfI/zJjH31pSHOk/s400/his-excellency-field-marshall-idi-amin.jpg

Full title: His Excellency, President for Life, Field Marshal Al Hadji Doctor Idi Amin Dada, VC, DSO, MC, Lord of All the Beasts of the Earth and Fishes of the Seas and Conqueror of the British Empire in Africa in General and Uganda in Particular.
Self promoted from General to Field Marshall
King of Scotland
BFF of Daffy
Death toll of between 80,000 to 500,000
Possible cannibal


Honourable mention:

http://css.top-10-list.org/wp-content/uploads/2009/04/saparmurat-niyazov.jpg

Saparmurat Niyazov
Renamed a city, schools, airports and a meteorite after himself and members of his family
Changed the national anthem to refer to himself
Niyazov banned the use of lip syncing at public concerts in 2005 as well as sound recordings at "musical performances on state holidays, in broadcasts by Turkem television channels, at all cultural events organized by the state... in places of mass assembly and at weddings and celebrations organized by the public," citing a negative effect on the development of musical arts incurred by the use of recorded music.[25][26]
Niyazov banished dogs from the capital Ashgabat because of their "unappealing odor." [26]
According to the Ashgabat correspondent of Turkmenistan.ru right-hand-drive imported cars converted to left-hand-drive were banned due to a perceived increased risk in accidents.[27]
Niyazov requested that a "palace of ice", or indoor ice skating rink, be built near the capital, so that those living in the desert country could learn to skate. The palace was built in 2008 and located near the new Turkmen State Medical University.[28]
After having to quit smoking in 1997 due to his resultant heart surgery, he banned smoking in all public places and ordered all government employees to follow suit. Chewing tobacco on Turkmen soil was later banned as well.[citation needed]
He outlawed opera, ballet, and the circus in 2001.[29]
In February 2004 he decreed that men should no longer wear long hair or beards.[30]
He banned news reporters and anchors from wearing make-up on television, apparently because he believed Turkmen women were already beautiful enough without make-up.
Gold teeth were outlawed in Turkmenistan after Niyazov suggested that the populace chew on bones to strengthen their teeth and lessen the rate at which they fall out. He said: I watched young dogs when I was young. They were given bones to gnaw to strengthen their teeth. Those of you whose teeth have fallen out did not chew on bones. This is my advice.


But, alas, he does not make it onto the list due to a lack of medal bling. :nope:

[TLAM Strike]

When's PFC TLAM Strike going to attempt his first coup? :hmmm:

:O:

Depending on the results of the next election day save January 21, 2013 in your date book. :shifty:


Don't forget Idi Amin!
...
Saparmurat Niyazov

Both are dead so they don't count.

[Jimbuna]

No bling but quite a 'character'...Porfirio Lobo Sosa of Honduras

http://www.xray-mag.com/files/4989154568_2397427fb7_b.jpg

[Osmium Steele]

Anybody looked in Saddam's spiderhole in Tikrit?

[Jimbuna]

http://bzplay.com/images/gaddafi.gif

[Gerald]

Looks like a former spider,:rock:

[Jimbuna]

Well he's definitely wary of you!! :o

[Gerald]

Yes, he was, no one is perfect or immortal!

[Task Force]

Don't forget Idi Amin!

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_clW92NzmFvI/SqGXznCiJmI/AAAAAAAACfI/zJjH31pSHOk/s400/his-excellency-field-marshall-idi-amin.jpg

Full title: His Excellency, President for Life, Field Marshal Al Hadji Doctor Idi Amin Dada, VC, DSO, MC, Lord of All the Beasts of the Earth and Fishes of the Seas and Conqueror of the British Empire in Africa in General and Uganda in Particular.
Self promoted from General to Field Marshall
King of Scotland
BFF of Daffy
Death toll of between 80,000 to 500,000
Possible cannibal

Makes me wonder how many of those metals where made from old candy wrappers.

[Jimbuna]

Not as many as the number of his victims skulls he kept in his fridge I'll wager :o

[Gerald]

Well...I'm sure ya and me know his destiny!

[Jimbuna]

HELL!!

[Gerald]

A shortcut for many....

[Jimbuna]

WQell he's certainly not residing at your place because he'd get no peace :har:

[Gerald]

WQell he's certainly not residing at your place because he'd get no peace :har: Hey....and I was going to give you an invitation to a warmer climate,bad luck for you :stare: I also believe that the oil has made its mark, :Kaleun_Goofy:

[Jimbuna]

Hey....and I was going to give you an invitation to a warmer climate,bad luck for you :stare: I also believe that the oil has made its mark, :Kaleun_Goofy:
No prob....your now homeless....I've just bought Madeira :smug:

[Task Force]

Well...I'm sure ya and me know his destiny!

Yea, to live in some African country for the rest of his life while the governments of the world go HUH? WUT?

[Jimbuna]

Yea, to live in some African country for the rest of his life while the governments of the world go HUH? WUT?

I honestly reckon not...he has made far too many enemies to get off that lightly.

I certainly hope so :hmmm:

[Gerald]

No prob....your now homeless....I've just bought Madeira :smug: Madeira....is not large many,many banana stock you will have to pay and also all your air planes....and real money no pesos :|\\

[Jimbuna]

Pesos are good....arent they? :o

[Gerald]

Pesos are good....arent they? :o True, in legoland :hmmm:

[Gerald]

Yea, to live in some African country for the rest of his life while the governments of the world go HUH? WUT? Gaddafi,is history.

[Jimbuna]

Oh to be so sure....bad pennies sometimes have a habit of rolling back in odd forms.

[Gerald]

Depends on who you ask, and who is responsible.

[Gerald]

According to a Chinese proverb, you should dig two graves before seeking revenge.

[Jimbuna]

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[Gerald]

:DL

[TLAM Strike]

According to a Chinese proverb, you should dig two graves before seeking revenge.
But the Klingons say "Revenge is a dish best served cold." :03:

[Osmium Steele]

KHAAAAAAN!!!!

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