Where's the Luftwaffe?

[Osmium Steele]

Early April, 1943. We sail into Lorient without a hitch with a meagre 36k tons.

(Darn that Large Tanker which shrugged off a perfect magnetic hit with seemingly no effect whatsoever :damn:)

Leave on our next patrol just 15 days later and we can't go more than 18 hours before "ALARM!" We even tracked a small enemy task force deep within the Bay of Biscay by Metox.

Where is my air cover keeping the Bay clear?!?!

If I ever get my hands on Goering, I'll wring his bloody neck!

[Fish In The Water]

We're sorry but the Reichsmarschall has his hands full at the moment. :D :O:

http://i53.tinypic.com/2h6egd5.jpg

[Missing Name]

"Give the Luftwaffle another ring and see if we can get some cover."

*beep* Allo, this is the Luftwaffe. To lick Herr Goering's boots and sing his praises, press or say "1." If you are in the Wehrmacht and require assistance, press or say "2." If you are in the Kriegsmarine and require assistance, press or say "3."

"3."

You have specified you are in the Kriegsmarine. Auf Wiedersehen and good riddance. *click*

"I think they hate us or something."

[Sailor Steve]

:rotfl2::rock:

[HW3]

They hate us?:Kaleun_Crying:


:k_rofl:

[frau kaleun]

"3."

You have specified you are in the Kriegsmarine. Auf Wiedersehen and good riddance. *click*


:har:

[papa_smurf]

Herr Goering's flyboys are never around when you need them:damn:

[Sailor Steve]

Herr Goering's flyboys are never around when you need them:damn:
But they're always there to steal your kills. :D

[Jimbuna]

But they're always there to steal your kills. :D

Invariably :DL

[Fish In The Water]

After weeks and weeks of isolation, I actually appreciate their intervention as it helps assure me (immersion wise) that I'm not a one man band fighting the war all by my lonesome. :DL

[CherryHarbey]

the only time I've since them turn up is when I was in the Black Sea. They sank a merchant I was on my way to intercept. they may as well not exist for all I have seen of them

[Jimbuna]

the only time I've since them turn up is when I was in the Black Sea. They sank a merchant I was on my way to intercept. they may as well not exist for all I have seen of them

They can be viewed at times as being every bit of a conundrum I agree.

[Hans Uberman]

I've only seen the Luftwaffe outside of a harbor once, and that was somewhere in the English Channel. I was being harassed by a destroyer, and a Stuka swooped down and blew off most of their deck. Before I could finish it off (the guns were all blown off), another Stuka completed the task.

[mightymightychatham]

I've only seen them in action once. Sick of patrolling, I snuck into Plymouth harbour. Having a look around with the periscope, I noticed a Luftwaffe formation approaching the port! I decided to sit back and watch the fireworks. Maybe they would even sink the destroyer anchored there so I could lay waste to the several merchants docked.

They swooped in, attacked and sank two fishing boats then returned, victorious, to France.

I hope someone gave them a medal for that.

[Missing Name]

I hope someone gave them a medal for that.

I cut the (ragged-edged!) bottom from a can of beans and hung it on their necks with razor wire. Damn flyboys.

[Fish In The Water]

I hope someone gave them a medal for that.

http://i51.tinypic.com/25k32f7.jpg

Especially so for sinking two fishing boats! :03:

Gotta keep the little fishes safe! :D :O:

[BeepBeepImaJeep]

For all of the Luftwaffe's failings, they always stayed true to their goal of helping to make Europe more environmentally friendly.

[JazzJR]

LOL

I bet the Luftwaffe is doing THIS, while the Kriegsmarine is at sea. :har::har::har::rotfl2:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N4QtzHa5-f8

[Missing Name]

LOL

I bet the Luftwaffe is doing THIS, while the Kriegsmarine is at sea. :har::har::har::rotfl2:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N4QtzHa5-f8

We'll just have to sabotage their chairs, then... where is my screwdriver, Bernard?

[Fish In The Water]

LOL

I bet the Luftwaffe is doing THIS, while the Kriegsmarine is at sea. :har::har::har::rotfl2:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N4QtzHa5-f8

Don't jest, it's not as easy as it looks. Takes years of practice... :03:

[JazzJR]

We'll just have to sabotage their chairs, then... where is my screwdriver, Bernard?

Oh you might get a lot of trouble if the fatty Hermann falls on the ground. :D

Don't jest, it's not as easy as it looks. Takes years of practice... :03:

Oh i didn't knew that. :o

[Fish In The Water]

Oh you might get a lot of trouble if the fatty Hermann falls on the ground. :D

Now you're talking impact crater! :D :O:

Oh i didn't knew that. :oOf course, what do you think they've been doing all these years? :03:

[Hans Uberman]

Oh you might get a lot of trouble if the fatty Hermann falls on the ground. :D

Maybe that's why he and his men generally leave us alone, and refuse to do all that much patrolling around our bases or the seas nearby? They're afraid that he'll smash through a sub pen like a Lancaster's "Grand Slam" bomb.

[JazzJR]

Now you're talking impact crater! :D :O:

Of course, what do you think they've been doing all these years? :03:

Sitting around and drink Beer? :D

Maybe that's why he and his men generally leave us alone, and refuse to do all that much patrolling around our bases or the seas nearby? They're afraid that he'll smash through a sub pen like a Lancaster's "Grand Slam" bomb.

Well aslong he doesn't fly or makes this chair dance on an U-Boat Bunker we are safe. :D

[Fish In The Water]

Sitting around and drink Beer? :D

Well ya, that too. But you have to exercise every now and then so there's always time for a little chair dancing in between rounds! :O:

[JazzJR]

Well ya, that too. But you have to exercise every now and then so there's always time for a little chair dancing in between rounds! :O:

Hmm maybe they are so drunk that they will fall off from their chairs, or maybe they have a crash. :haha: