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Fish
10-09-11, 11:49 AM
WASHINGTON — Leading Republican presidential candidate Mitt Romney declared Friday that God created America to lead the world,
http://www.google.com/hostednews/afp/article/ALeqM5gsQzpPxfGvblQXTVuvU_SQPTYLIQ?docId=CNG.8756e 4686c67fa077cb0e4b81a81b8e4.241

I realy hope they have better candidates. :yawn:
Task Force
10-09-11, 11:52 AM
That's... dumb... We can barely control our money, much less the world.
Sailor Steve
10-09-11, 11:53 AM
Romney did a great job organizing the 2002 Winter Olympics here in Utah. That's about it. He seems to be a pretty good administrator, but I highly doubt I'd vote for him.
Betonov
10-09-11, 11:55 AM
I thought Washington, Jefferson, Davies, Franklin and the rest created America (I suspect he's talking about the US)
Takeda Shingen
10-09-11, 11:55 AM
This news will likely come as a shock to the rest of the soverign governments of the world.
Torplexed
10-09-11, 12:03 PM
Leading Republican presidential candidate Mitt Romney declared Friday that God created America to lead the world,I guess I really gotta sit down and read this Book of Moron...I mean Mormon. :-?
krashkart
10-09-11, 12:04 PM
This news will likely come as a shock to the rest of the soverign governments of the world.

I thought they already knew. After all, France didn't give us the Statue of Liberty and Croissan'wiches for just any old reason, right? :D
Sailor Steve
10-09-11, 12:08 PM
I guess I really gotta sit down and read this Book of Moron...I mean Mormon. :-?
Or not. It really won't teach you anything new.
Schroeder
10-09-11, 12:10 PM
Rule 1:
Do never trust people who know what god wants. :know:
TLAM Strike
10-09-11, 12:11 PM
That's... dumb... We can barely control our money, much less the world.
Money is only one way to control the world. :03:

This news will likely come as a shock to the rest of the soverign governments of the world.
Exactly, when does it get to be their chance to control the world. Not that some aren't planning already (*cough* *cough* Ahmadinejad (http://andrewsullivan.thedailybeast.com/2006/02/quote_for_the_d_31.html)). :O:
Torplexed
10-09-11, 12:13 PM
Or not. It really won't teach you anything new.

Guess I'll settle for the musical then. :D

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/8/8c/The_Book_of_Mormon_poster.jpg/215px-The_Book_of_Mormon_poster.jpg
TLAM Strike
10-09-11, 12:15 PM
I guess I really gotta sit down and read this Book of Moron... :-?
I've read enough about Cuba for one lifetime... (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mor%C3%B3n,_Cuba)

:O:
MothBalls
10-09-11, 12:15 PM
Rule 1:
Do never trust people who know what god wants. :know:God does not want us to trust people who know what god wants.
Sailor Steve
10-09-11, 12:16 PM
God does not want us to trust people who know what god wants.
God just told me not to trust you. :O:
kraznyi_oktjabr
10-09-11, 12:18 PM
Rule 1:
Do never trust people who know what god wants. :know:Agreed. Personally I see claiming to know what God wants as most serious heresy you can do. I find it difficult to understand religious nut jobs - no matter what the religion happens to be.
Torplexed
10-09-11, 12:22 PM
Notice that Romney never states where God wants America to lead the world to....

If financial dissolution be our lot then, "it's what God wants" will be the usual excuse. :03:
MH
10-09-11, 12:32 PM
Do you believe in a better day
Do you have a faith in a golden way
If you do then we must come together this day
Come together as one united
Television audience
Brought together the sound of my voice
United united financially united socially
United spiritually and all possible ways
Through the power of money
And the power of your prayers
What God wants God gets God help us all
God wants dollars
God wants cents
God wants pounds shillings and pence
God wants guilders
God wants kroner
God wants Swiss francs
God wants French francs
Oui il veut des francs francais
God wants escudos
God wants pesetas
Don't send lira
God don't want small potatoes
God wants small towns
God wants pain
God wants clean up rock campaigns
God wants widows
God wants solution
God wants TV
God wants contributions
What God wants God gets God help us all
God wants silver
God wants gold
God wants his secret
Never to be told
God wants gigolos
God wants giraffes
God wants politics
God wants a good laugh
What God wants God gets God help us all
God wants friendship
God wants fame
God wants credit
God wants blame
God wants poverty
God wants wealth
God wants insurance
God wants to cover himself
What God wants God gets God help us all


That should cover what god wants in this case.:rotfl2:
kraznyi_oktjabr
10-09-11, 12:37 PM
God wants a good laughIf God wants that then United States politics would be good start. :D



...down side, show may become tragicomical...

EDIT: Missed this...That should cover what god wants in this case.:rotfl2:Very good summary. :haha:
CCIP
10-09-11, 12:37 PM
Do you believe in a better day
Do you have a faith in a golden way
If you do then we must come together this day
Come together as one united
Television audience
Brought together the sound of my voice
United united financially united socially
United spiritually and all possible ways
Through the power of money
And the power of your prayers
What God wants God gets God help us all
God wants dollars
God wants cents
God wants pounds shillings and pence
God wants guilders
God wants kroner
God wants Swiss francs
God wants French francs
Oui il veut des francs francais
God wants escudos
God wants pesetas
Don't send lira
God don't want small potatoes
God wants small towns
God wants pain
God wants clean up rock campaigns
God wants widows
God wants solution
God wants TV
God wants contributions
What God wants God gets God help us all
God wants silver
God wants gold
God wants his secret
Never to be told
God wants gigolos
God wants giraffes
God wants politics
God wants a good laugh
What God wants God gets God help us all
God wants friendship
God wants fame
God wants credit
God wants blame
God wants poverty
God wants wealth
God wants insurance
God wants to cover himself
What God wants God gets God help us all


That should cover what god wants in this case.:rotfl2:

I'm a fan of this song myself:


Voltaire - God Thinks...

God thinks all blacks are obsolete farm equipment
God thinks the Jews killed his son and must be punished
God thinks the white man is Satan
God, they know what God thinks

God thinks we should all convert to Judaism
God thinks we must all be Christians and
God thinks we should all embrace Islam
God thinks the only true religion is Hinduism

And I
I know what God thinks
God thinks you're a waste of flesh
God prefers an Atheist

God God
God thinks all people like you are hateful
God thinks all people like you are an embarrassment to creation
self-righteous, judgmental, first to throw a stone
and using His name for your own protection

God thinks the sun revolves around the Earth
God thinks there was something very wrong with Copernicus
God thinks abortion is murder and
God thinks everything that science gave us is wrong
God thinks women deserve it
God thinks AIDS is a form of punishment

I hate people who blame the Devil for their own shortcomings and
I hate people who thank God when things go right

And I
I know what God thinks
God thinks you're an idiot
God prefers a heretic

God God
God thinks all people like you are hateful
God thinks all people like you are an embarrassment to creation
self-righteous, judgmental, first to throw the stone
and using His name for your own agenda

God is a liberal
God is a democrat
God wants you to vote republican
never trust a man who puts his words in the mouth of god
and says it's absolute truth
its lies and it smells like death
its all in a day's work taking money from the poor
Why do you think that God would need your dirty money
if He wants to start a holy war?

self-righteous, judgmental, first to throw a stone
and using His name for your own protection

God thinks puppies need to die and
God thinks babies need to drown
'cause God is neither good nor bad
God is you and me
God is Everything

:88)
Skybird
10-09-11, 12:42 PM
Romney for mascot of the Subsim joke thread!
soopaman2
10-09-11, 12:44 PM
When he says "lead" does he mean bully? As in feed the military industrial complex?

Left and right are fed up with this course of action.
krashkart
10-09-11, 12:50 PM
Romney for mascot of the Subsim joke thread!

Bachmann might actually be in the lead there. Just sayin'. :)
nikimcbee
10-09-11, 01:00 PM
Bachmann might actually be in the lead there. Just sayin'. :)

What ever happen to Palin?:haha:
Hey, Krashkart, good to see ya:salute:
JU_88
10-09-11, 01:22 PM
http://www.google.com/hostednews/afp/article/ALeqM5gsQzpPxfGvblQXTVuvU_SQPTYLIQ?docId=CNG.8756e 4686c67fa077cb0e4b81a81b8e4.241

I realy hope they have better candidates. :yawn:

God told him that in person did he? :haha: poor delusional nutsack.
krashkart
10-09-11, 01:25 PM
What ever happen to Palin?:haha:
Hey, Krashkart, good to see ya:salute:

Last I heard, Fox and Friends were making snarky remarks about her on-air. Some friends. :)

Good to see you too, McBee. How's the PT boat coming along? :salute:
JU_88
10-09-11, 01:49 PM
How any one can tollerate Fox and their patronising BS is beyond me, they cant just give you news - they need to tell you what to think about it also, they wouldnt be out of place in China or Saudi Arabia.

Since when did we become so retarded that we cannot form our own opinions and so we need some bozo news anchor to give us one?

Is there an extremist left wing mainstream News channel as bad as Fox? If so I'd love to see it. I could use a laugh.
Tribesman
10-09-11, 01:53 PM
Is there an extremist left wing mainstream News channel as bad as Fox?
All of them are worse than Fox...according to Fox
JU_88
10-09-11, 01:59 PM
All of them are worse than Fox...according to Fox

I was thinking more along the lines of 'according to me' :)
Oberon
10-09-11, 02:32 PM
Jesus he knows me, and he knows I'm right.

(Bugger, now I'm going to have to listen to that song again)

Anyway, whenever I hear someone saying that their country is doing something because 'God wills it', I always think back to an old era.

http://www.ancientresource.com/images/medieval_crusades/knights-templar/templar.jpg
TLAM Strike
10-09-11, 02:47 PM
Anyway, whenever I hear someone saying that their country is doing something because 'God wills it', I always think back to an old era.

Yea an "old era"... (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Insha%27Allah) :doh:
MH
10-09-11, 02:48 PM
Yea an "old era"... (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Insha%27Allah) :doh:

lol
Dowly
10-09-11, 02:51 PM
Anyway, whenever I hear someone saying that their country is doing something because 'God wills it', I always think back to an old era.




And so I believe to-day that my conduct is in accordance with the will of
the Almighty Creator. In standing guard against the Jew I am defending the
handiwork of the Lord.

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-aoc9Hi1Nhlc/Teekp9duSzI/AAAAAAAAAM4/RyGmeQnPbIE/s1600/109867_460s.jpg


:O:
krashkart
10-09-11, 02:52 PM
Jesus he knows me, and he knows I'm right.

(Bugger, now I'm going to have to listen to that song again)

Anyway, whenever I hear someone saying that their country is doing something because 'God wills it', I always think back to an old era.

http://www.ancientresource.com/images/medieval_crusades/knights-templar/templar.jpg

I usually think of the Holy Hand Grenade. Because God wills... no, demands it. Or maybe because the thought of a Holy Hand Grenade amuses me.
Oberon
10-09-11, 03:24 PM
Pie Jesu Domine,
dona eis requiem.
*WHACK*
JU_88
10-09-11, 03:46 PM
http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-aoc9Hi1Nhlc/Teekp9duSzI/AAAAAAAAAM4/RyGmeQnPbIE/s1600/109867_460s.jpg


:O:

:rotfl2::rotfl2:
Skybird
10-09-11, 03:57 PM
http://fromoffshore.files.wordpress.com/2011/04/right-wing-jesus1.gif


And this one, not linked to this thread, but I was wetting my pants:
http://de.toonpool.com/user/112/files/jesus_5825.jpg
Dowly
10-09-11, 04:01 PM
And this one, not linked to this thread, but I was wetting my pants:


Never seen that one! :rotfl2:
krashkart
10-09-11, 04:04 PM
http://fromoffshore.files.wordpress.com/2011/04/right-wing-jesus1.gif


That's good. :rotfl2::up:
ajrimmer42
10-09-11, 04:04 PM
I usually think of the Holy Hand Grenade. Because God wills... no, demands it. Or maybe because the thought of a Holy Hand Grenade amuses me.


And the Lord spake, saying, 'First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin. Then, shalt thou count to three. No more. No less. Three shalt be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, nor either count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then, lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who, being naughty in My sight, shall snuff it.'
Platapus
10-09-11, 05:56 PM
And this represents the best of the best of the best of the GOP?

Swell. :shifty:
nikimcbee
10-09-11, 06:54 PM
http://de.toonpool.com/user/112/files/jesus_5825.jpg


:har::har::yeah:
em2nought
10-09-11, 10:00 PM
Great to see that they learned the lessons of the last presidential election. :arrgh!:
Kongo Otto
10-09-11, 11:02 PM
http://www.google.com/hostednews/afp/article/ALeqM5gsQzpPxfGvblQXTVuvU_SQPTYLIQ?docId=CNG.8756e 4686c67fa077cb0e4b81a81b8e4.241

I realy hope they have better candidates. :yawn:

Hmm so Romney talks to god on a daily base?
If so this one come to my mind:
"You talk to God, you're religious. God talks to you, you're psychotic."
(House M.D.)