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Gerald
09-30-11, 10:57 PM
A ban on some foreign tourists has come into force in the cannabis-selling coffee shops of the Dutch border city of Maastricht.

City authorities say the influx of tourists buying soft drugs is threatening public order and causing major traffic problems.

Coffee shop owners say the ban won't work and will hit the local economy.

However, the ban does not apply to visitors from Germany and Belgium who are the majority of foreign customers.

The move comes ahead of a proposed nationwide crackdown being discussed in the Dutch parliament.

The BBC's Anna Holligan says the ban is being seen as a test case that could be implemented in other Dutch towns and cities.

There are about 700 coffee shops in the Netherlands. The cultivation and sale of soft drugs through them is decriminalised although not legal.

An estimated 6,000 people visit Maastricht's coffee shops every day - most making the quick trip across the border from Belgium and Germany.

But from Saturday, anyone who doesn't hold a Dutch, Belgian or German passport will be told to leave.

Hi-tech security scanners have been set up to check passports and ID cards, and police will carry out random checks.

City authorities say drug tourists pose a threat to public order.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-15134669


Note: 1 October 2011 Last updated at 01:25 GMT

Tchocky
10-01-11, 03:49 AM
Maastricht resident here - I have never noticed drug tourism here. Traffic problems, yes. But that's not the fault of drugs :)

Egan
10-01-11, 04:34 AM
I thought the Dutch government was going to introduce a national ban as of next year anyway?


I haven't been to the Netherlands in about ten years - guess I'd better go again soon! :D

How exactly can the Maastricht authorities discriminate in favour of German and Belgian tourists and against everyone else? In fact, Can the Dutch authorites in general stop people from EU member states having the same rights as Dutch people? I wonder how long it will be before the big money behind coffee shops sponsor a test case.

The Belgian/German exemption seems odd. Considering that the vast majority of drug tourists in Maastricht are going to be day trippers from either of these countries, why bother putting through legislation if you're then going to exempt 95% of the people who would be hit by it?

Gerald
10-01-11, 08:44 AM
Traffic Problems .... yeah some "wobbling" pretty good on the road .... and the economy will suffer because they smoke ... what development, :haha:

MH
10-01-11, 09:02 AM
Why should you drive when you can fly....

Gerald
10-01-11, 09:08 AM
Why should you drive when you can fly.... Tell me...:O:

MH
10-01-11, 09:26 AM
Tell me...:O:

i won't ha... ha...oops

Gerald
10-01-11, 10:01 AM
Personal experience.....:hmmm:

CaptainHaplo
10-01-11, 10:56 AM
City authorities say drug tourists pose a threat to public order.

Get rid of the drugs and you would solve the problem. Guess that makes too much sense.

Thomen
10-01-11, 11:00 AM
Get rid of the drugs and you would solve the problem. Guess that makes too much sense.

Yea.. right.
We see how well that works in the US.. :haha:

Gerald
10-01-11, 11:01 AM
Deal with different drugs, that abound in the market is obviously the ideal ... but a utopia, unfortunately, :yep:

MothBalls
10-01-11, 11:32 AM
Get rid of the drugs and you would solve the problem. Guess that makes too much sense.That doesn't change the number of people doing drugs, it just takes the money from it and gives it to criminals.

Gerald
10-01-11, 11:40 AM
That doesn't change the number of people doing drugs, it just takes the money from it and gives it to criminals. Right!

Morts
10-01-11, 12:31 PM
Yea.. right.
We see how well that works in the US.. :haha:
Prohibition ?

CaptainHaplo
10-01-11, 12:36 PM
The vast amount of drugs used in the US come from outside the country. Why do you think there is such resistance to truly securing the borders? You surely didn't think it was all about immigration, did you?

The "war on drugs" in the US has been one of the biggest and longest running jokes in our history. Ranks right up there with the "war on poverty".

You want to stop drug use - you cut off all the supply.

Gerald
10-01-11, 12:51 PM
"You cut off all the supply"...no easy task but a very good option.

MothBalls
10-01-11, 03:09 PM
You want to stop drug use - you cut off all the supply.

I disagree.

You create the supply yourself and control it.

In the US we should give away free heroin, meth, and all of the addictive drugs that make junkies commit crimes. In exchange for getting it free, they have to attend short [10 minute] lectures on rehab, offer them help to kick the habit, and help them take control. Bottom line is a junkie is going to be a junkie until he/she decides to stop. Until they make that choice, give em the crap they need without forcing them into prostitution or other criminal activity that preys on society.

Then legalize and tax the crap out of recreational drugs like pot. Make is a legitimate crop, legal to import and put tariffs on. Control it like alcohol.

Then we wouldn't have drug cartels terrorizing border towns. They'd go broke. It would take all of the drug money out of the hands of organized crime and could then be controlled and possibly slowly eliminated.

Penguin
10-01-11, 03:37 PM
If they close the legal market, the black market will rise again, with all it's problems: bad weed, sale of hard drugs, crime, etc... :nope: There won't be one marijuana consumer less.

A drug free society is an utopia. The war on drugs is no war, as wars can be won. The Netherlands had a pretty good model.
Interestingly enough the percentage of pot smokers in the Netherlands is lower than in its neighboring countries - also the percentage of juveniles who smoke pot - maybe the attraction of forbidden fruits is not there.

Regarding the US: I find Alaska's handling of the issue pretty good and pragmatic - yeah, those damned liberal blue states! :know:


The Belgian/German exemption seems odd. Considering that the vast majority of drug tourists in Maastricht are going to be day trippers from either of these countries, why bother putting through legislation if you're then going to exempt 95% of the people who would be hit by it?

I heard it a week ago, when a friend told me that a coffee shop owner in Maastricht told him that they will continue to sell to Germans but not to the French, couldn't believe it first.
The plans were first to sell only to Dutch, I wonder why they made the exceptions, hard to say how big the economical influence of the coffee shop owners is. My guess is that it could be also a proposal by the police, as they are very pragmatic over there and have certainly better things to do than arresting people with small amounts of weed.

Gerald
10-01-11, 04:17 PM
For God's sake let the Germans have some fun on the weekends...:O:

jumpy
10-01-11, 05:35 PM
A ban on some foreign tourists has come into force in the cannabis-selling coffee shops of the Dutch border city of Maastricht.

City authorities say the influx of tourists buying soft drugs is threatening public order and causing major traffic problems.


But from Saturday, anyone who doesn't hold a Dutch, Belgian or German passport will be told to leave.


City authorities say drug tourists pose a threat to public order.




For my own little tourist jaunt some years ago, we used public transport the whole time - I was generally in no fit state to drive anyway. We had a polite, english time in amsterdam, enjoying such sights and museums as were available.
If we went to a bar/pub we reservedly enquired if it was ok to 'smoke' as we didn't want to offend by just lighting up a bifta like some ganja n00b. We were universally received with polite thanks for having the courtesy to ask. Most places were ok with it, and those who weren't were quite happy for us to occupy their canal-side seating and indulge over a pint or two. Many pleasant hours were spent this way, soaking up the sights and sounds of such a beautiful city.
It was still an unnerving experience smoking a skunk spliff over a pint at the out door seating and having a friendly chat with the local plod, who were keen to tell us of the best museums and welcoming clubs with live music at the weekends.
One club we ended up at was one of the most exceptional venues I have ever been to. Not only for the first rate musicians who played a storming blues set all night long, but for the open and welcoming nature of just about everyone in the building. Despite there being a 'no slpiff' policy and only alcohol to grease the wheels we had a good chat with several different bunches of people, some of whom came from other countries, especially to this venue for such a great night out. It was an evening to surpass many I've spent in my homeland.

I can honestly say, there were only four times that I felt uncomfortable in amsterdam.

The first was being accosted by the doorman to a shady club, asking us in to see the live sex show - after all, it only being my second day there and being quite hideously stoned, it was more than my prim little english mores could accommodate at such short notice. :oops: :haha:

The second was fending off the smackheads begging for money; they were really quite persistent - had it been later at night and with less people about I'd not have been surprised if mere repetitive begging had turned into a mugging.

The third, I am sorry to say, was because of a large group of my northern cousins and their brash and unpleasant interest in .... yes .... football. That ever present stain on our reputation both at home and most especially in foreign climes.
More specifically, Celtic fans. They are neither unique or original in the way they made the city centre of amsterdam an extremely intimidating place to be, with their loud and prolific numbers. Such is my universal experience of football fans.

Funny how I never feel the same undertow of violence when confronted with the spectacle of thousands of rugby fans in my home city.

The fourth was realising that it was almost impossible to get my grubby hands on a full english breakfast anywhere. Though I was offered some very nice dutch gin, instead of the ubiquitous fry-up, by the rotund and bombastic fellow who ran the campsite we were staying at. Yes, we camped in the middle of a city... how dutch is that? :-?

My only question is why only the belgians and ze germans? I can perhaps understand keeping germany sweet and loaded; no one is going to get any more ideas of european invasion when there's smokes and brownies to be had, not to mention hookers too, if you can still walk :-j
But why belguim? :doh:


EDIT: had I known about him back then, I'd have sought out the place where Chet Baker met his end. I believe I walked right past it on several occasions.

Gerald
10-01-11, 05:46 PM
Interesting story, I guess the politicians want to show his power, but of course the system is wrong, there are other ways to deal with this stuff.

Jimbuna
10-01-11, 06:04 PM
For my own little tourist jaunt some years ago, we used public transport the whole time - I was generally in no fit state to drive anyway. We had a polite, english time in amsterdam, enjoying such sights and museums as were available.
If we went to a bar/pub we reservedly enquired if it was ok to 'smoke' as we didn't want to offend by just lighting up a bifta like some ganja n00b. We were universally received with polite thanks for having the courtesy to ask. Most places were ok with it, and those who weren't were quite happy for us to occupy their canal-side seating and indulge over a pint or two. Many pleasant hours were spent this way, soaking up the sights and sounds of such a beautiful city.
It was still an unnerving experience smoking a skunk spliff over a pint at the out door seating and having a friendly chat with the local plod, who were keen to tell us of the best museums and welcoming clubs with live music at the weekends.
One club we ended up at was one of the most exceptional venues I have ever been to. Not only for the first rate musicians who played a storming blues set all night long, but for the open and welcoming nature of just about everyone in the building. Despite there being a 'no slpiff' policy and only alcohol to grease the wheels we had a good chat with several different bunches of people, some of whom came from other countries, especially to this venue for such a great night out. It was an evening to surpass many I've spent in my homeland.

I can honestly say, there were only four times that I felt uncomfortable in amsterdam.

The first was being accosted by the doorman to a shady club, asking us in to see the live sex show - after all, it only being my second day there and being quite hideously stoned, it was more than my prim little english mores could accommodate at such short notice. :oops: :haha:

The second was fending off the smackheads begging for money; they were really quite persistent - had it been later at night and with less people about I'd not have been surprised if mere repetitive begging had turned into a mugging.

The third, I am sorry to say, was because of a large group of my northern cousins and their brash and unpleasant interest in .... yes .... football. That ever present stain on our reputation both at home and most especially in foreign climes.
More specifically, Celtic fans. They are neither unique or original in the way they made the city centre of amsterdam an extremely intimidating place to be, with their loud and prolific numbers. Such is my universal experience of football fans.

Funny how I never feel the same undertow of violence when confronted with the spectacle of thousands of rugby fans in my home city.

The fourth was realising that it was almost impossible to get my grubby hands on a full english breakfast anywhere. Though I was offered some very nice dutch gin, instead of the ubiquitous fry-up, by the rotund and bombastic fellow who ran the campsite we were staying at. Yes, we camped in the middle of a city... how dutch is that? :-?

My only question is why only the belgians and ze germans? I can perhaps understand keeping germany sweet and loaded; no one is going to get any more ideas of european invasion when there's smokes and brownies to be had, not to mention hookers too, if you can still walk :-j
But why belguim? :doh:


EDIT: had I known about him back then, I'd have sought out the place where Chet Baker met his end. I believe I walked right past it on several occasions.

Don't tell me you walked past the Banana Bar without paying a visit!! :o

CaptainHaplo
10-01-11, 06:06 PM
I disagree.

You create the supply yourself and control it.

In the US we should give away free heroin, meth, and all of the addictive drugs that make junkies commit crimes. In exchange for getting it free, they have to attend short [10 minute] lectures on rehab, offer them help to kick the habit, and help them take control. Bottom line is a junkie is going to be a junkie until he/she decides to stop. Until they make that choice, give em the crap they need without forcing them into prostitution or other criminal activity that preys on society.

Then legalize and tax the crap out of recreational drugs like pot. Make is a legitimate crop, legal to import and put tariffs on. Control it like alcohol.

Then we wouldn't have drug cartels terrorizing border towns. They'd go broke. It would take all of the drug money out of the hands of organized crime and could then be controlled and possibly slowly eliminated.

The problem with that idea is that yoru subsidizing bad habits. So what happens with the kid who is 14 now walks into the "clinic" at 18 and wants to have a hit.... You legalize it - your going to never end the problem.

Lock down the borders where the stuff can't come in - and the supply inside the country will dry up. Can't shoot what you don't have.

I am not talking about pot here - we are talking the serious stuff.Its just like meth - most states now track sales of stuff like cold medicine that can make it. Take away the ingredients (or in the case of other drugs - the finished product prior to shipment) and the problem eases.

You can either fight the problem - or "accept" it. Acceptance means its never going away...

Madox58
10-01-11, 06:08 PM
Well any trip I May have hoped for is now gone.
If I want to see a dyke?
I can go to the nearest town to me and see several walking around!
And I ain't putting my finger in those holes!
:haha:

I'm not a pot smoker because of the issues involved here in the U.S.
But any trip I may have made was because I could legally try some stuff.
So I guess I'll just do Hawaii again when money permits.
At least the weather is great there!

Sorry Dutch people. You don't get my money.
:nope:

jumpy
10-01-11, 06:23 PM
Jim,
I don't recall the name of the venue - it had a canal running by it and looked decidedly seedy. I was only just acclimatising myself to the 25 gilder bag of 'white russian'. Plus the lass I was with at the time (just mates) was a bit impressionable; most assuredly not the kind of ideas I wanted to have to deal with hehe.

Privateer, you might still be ok if they only ban consumption by foreigners in maastricht, not amsterdam. Hard to say. It'll be a shame if they do as it's one (though not the only) of the great things about holland is the coffee shops.

Madox58
10-01-11, 06:35 PM
Any trip I hope to make to Holland someday is for one reason.
Operation Market Garden.

As a past member of the 82nd AirBorne?
I'd like to visit that dz and pay my respects to the Troopers that jumped into the unknown.

I really don't care about smokeing the funny weed to be honest.
I could do it here and get away with it as I'm self employed and don't have any drug testing.
:haha:

I just don't like the stuff now days.

jumpy
10-01-11, 06:44 PM
It was more about the whole coffee shop thing, than just getting whacked, soo much variety, for me anyways :DL
Some good museums though, then there's the battlefield tours and stuff too.

Jimbuna
10-01-11, 07:19 PM
Jim,
I don't recall the name of the venue - it had a canal running by it and looked decidedly seedy. I was only just acclimatising myself to the 25 gilder bag of 'white russian'. Plus the lass I was with at the time (just mates) was a bit impressionable; most assuredly not the kind of ideas I wanted to have to deal with hehe.

Privateer, you might still be ok if they only ban consumption by foreigners in maastricht, not amsterdam. Hard to say. It'll be a shame if they do as it's one (though not the only) of the great things about holland is the coffee shops.

Ah, right....I resided there over 21 years ago so there's a good chance it is something else now...unfortunately :DL

NeonSamurai
10-02-11, 08:03 AM
The problem with that idea is that yoru subsidizing bad habits. So what happens with the kid who is 14 now walks into the "clinic" at 18 and wants to have a hit.... You legalize it - your going to never end the problem.

Lock down the borders where the stuff can't come in - and the supply inside the country will dry up. Can't shoot what you don't have.

I am not talking about pot here - we are talking the serious stuff.Its just like meth - most states now track sales of stuff like cold medicine that can make it. Take away the ingredients (or in the case of other drugs - the finished product prior to shipment) and the problem eases.

You can either fight the problem - or "accept" it. Acceptance means its never going away...

Interestingly enough though, what you suggest does not match up well with the reality in countries which have legalized the stuff.

Also the concept of locking up all the boarders is absurd, and impossible. You can't possibly stop all traffic inside the country, and if you tried you would seriously disrupt all trade too (which is the main way drugs enter the country). Plus all you end up doing is jacking up the street price which just increases the amount of crime and associated problems, not to mention risk to the users. Lastly if you could block off sources outside the country, people will just make the stuff inside the country. As for tracking stuff like cold medicine, hate to break it to you, but that will just stop the small time manufacturers who get their stuff from pharmacies, it won't slow down the big boys (who will own the companies that make the stuff). Generally criminal enterprises thrive the more difficult it is to get something, as they make far more money that way. One of the cocaine cartels for example almost went out of business, as they got too good at smuggling large quantities and flooded the market so badly the street price dropped below their costs.

You can't fight the problem that way, it is just logistically and financially impossible. The problem also will never go away either, there will always be a segment of the population who will do this (just like they abuse alcohol).

Egan
10-02-11, 08:21 AM
[QUOTE=jumpy;1759047]Jim,
I don't recall the name of the venue - it had a canal running by it and looked decidedly seedy.
QUOTE]

Dutch Flowers by any chance? Mind you, it's about a decade since I was last there but I don't remember it being too seedy; quite nice really. I spent a lovely afternoon there drinking coffee, reading and sheltering from the snow, (like many European cities Amsterdam is especially pretty on a cold winter day.) I quite liked the small, local style coffee shops you find here and there but utterly loathed the huge commercial operations (Bulldog? is that one of the chains) which seem no different from the large warehouse style super pubs you get here in Blighty. I imagine the growth of these monsters and the attendant public peace issues are one of the big reasons why the Dutch government is looking to a tourist ban - how they are actually going to achieve it will be interesting.

I like the Netherlands as a country and I think it is a real shame that for many people it is synonymous with sex and drugs but I can't see how a national ban is actually going to work without full criminalization on cannabis again. Is that a good idea? Well, ymmv.

I got offered a job in a coffee shop once. Might have been fun! :woot:

Tchocky
10-02-11, 08:27 AM
Kicking back on the balcony looking over the rooftops of Maastricht as I type this. As always, no drug tourism in sight. I will agree that the traffic on the A2 today was particularly awful.

Gerald
10-02-11, 09:32 AM
The road is well right busy, otherwise...:hmmm:

Jimbuna
10-02-11, 09:57 AM
Kicking back on the balcony looking over the rooftops of Maastricht as I type this. As always, no drug tourism in sight. I will agree that the traffic on the A2 today was particularly awful.

LOL...is the old market square ringed on 3 sides by coffee shops and pubs still there?

IIRC the square was used as a car park.

Tchocky
10-02-11, 10:10 AM
LOL...is the old market square ringed on 3 sides by coffee shops and pubs still there?

IIRC the square was used as a car park.

Yeah, the squares are still ringed, but now it's cafes and restaurants. The coffeeshops are tucked away in smaller streets. Not that I frequent, I have neither the appetite or inclination. I'm also too fond of my job to do something so irresponsible ;)

Jimbuna
10-02-11, 10:36 AM
Yeah, the squares are still ringed, but now it's cafes and restaurants. The coffeeshops are tucked away in smaller streets. Not that I frequent, I have neither the appetite or inclination. I'm also too fond of my job to do something so irresponsible ;)

Rgr that matey :yep:

Gerald
10-02-11, 10:45 AM
Wash the box inside the car .... then you better run out, when looking for "banana bar"....:DL...after all,you've been there so, your feelers know what to look for...

Jimbuna
10-02-11, 10:49 AM
Actually, 25 Guilders used to get you a quaint message on a postcard written from a pen that was definitely not being held by the writers hand :DL

Gerald
10-02-11, 10:53 AM
Actually, 25 Guilders used to get you a quaint message on a postcard written from a pen that was definitely not being held by the writers hand :DL :haha:

Jimbuna
10-02-11, 11:38 AM
Ity would appear you understand.

Mrs Buna still has the postcard and is well aware of its origin :03:

Gerald
10-02-11, 11:53 AM
Ity would appear you understand.

Mrs Buna still has the postcard and is well aware of its origin :03: Thus, a well-kept secret that will remain in the family forever,:DL

Jimbuna
10-02-11, 01:26 PM
Not after posting on SS :doh:

jumpy
10-02-11, 05:17 PM
Ah, right....I resided there over 21 years ago so there's a good chance it is something else now...unfortunately :DL

Yer, it must be 15 years since I last went to holland. I know I've been chatting about the coffee shops a bit, but I did get to see a good deal more that just the bongs and such :woot:

[QUOTE=jumpy;1759047]Jim,
I don't recall the name of the venue - it had a canal running by it and looked decidedly seedy.
QUOTE]

Dutch Flowers by any chance? Mind you, it's about a decade since I was last there but I don't remember it being too seedy; quite nice really. I spent a lovely afternoon there drinking coffee, reading and sheltering from the snow, (like many European cities Amsterdam is especially pretty on a cold winter day.) I quite liked the small, local style coffee shops you find here and there but utterly loathed the huge commercial operations (Bulldog? is that one of the chains) which seem no different from the large warehouse style super pubs you get here in Blighty. I imagine the growth of these monsters and the attendant public peace issues are one of the big reasons why the Dutch government is looking to a tourist ban - how they are actually going to achieve it will be interesting.

I like the Netherlands as a country and I think it is a real shame that for many people it is synonymous with sex and drugs but I can't see how a national ban is actually going to work without full criminalization on cannabis again. Is that a good idea? Well, ymmv.

I got offered a job in a coffee shop once. Might have been fun! :woot:

Urgh... Bulldog... in the leiderspline? awful place.
My favourite was opposite the central station. A tiny little place with a counter at one end and a dozen or so wooden tables and benches. Quiet, no booze, and a friendly bloke who explained the menu to me :DL http://www.coffeeshop.freeuk.com/Central.html is the place (internet is great sometimes). I found I most enjoyed amsterdam when there weren't so many tourists about.
I always liked the dutch accent - those klm air hostesses.. *swoon*
Only time I ever saw holland in winter was from inside schiphol airport. Would have been nice to see the rest of it out of season, as it were.

Actually, 25 Guilders used to get you a quaint message on a postcard written from a pen that was definitely not being held by the writers hand :DL

lol Calligraphy I bet it was not!

soopaman2
10-02-11, 05:36 PM
I guess they don't care about tourism dollars. That's ok, the stuff I get from Canada is green and seedless. Alot closer too.

Jimbuna
10-03-11, 04:17 AM
Yer, it must be 15 years since I last went to holland. I know I've been chatting about the coffee shops a bit, but I did get to see a good deal more that just the bongs and such :woot:

[QUOTE=Egan;1759278]

Urgh... Bulldog... in the leiderspline? awful place.
My favourite was opposite the central station. A tiny little place with a counter at one end and a dozen or so wooden tables and benches. Quiet, no booze, and a friendly bloke who explained the menu to me :DL http://www.coffeeshop.freeuk.com/Central.html is the place (internet is great sometimes). I found I most enjoyed amsterdam when there weren't so many tourists about.
I always liked the dutch accent - those klm air hostesses.. *swoon*
Only time I ever saw holland in winter was from inside schiphol airport. Would have been nice to see the rest of it out of season, as it were.



lol Calligraphy I bet it was not!

Coming out of Amsterdam Centrum and walking up Damrak to Damrak Square where the royal apartments and Amsterdam Diamond Centre was located, I'd take a sharp left, cross a small footbridge into the red light district and about two blocks away iirc there was a quaint resting place that offered booze and other delights.

I'll always remember it for the location where one of the guys had bought a Rolex (2000 Guilders) earlier in the drinking session and dropped it into the canal much later on :DL

Gerald
10-03-11, 08:42 AM
Well, what are the next steps after the "banana bar" watches, wondering how long you stayed there much, or go to a different path location....:hmm2:

jumpy
10-03-11, 09:21 AM
http://youtu.be/fRmqQJd2ol8

he's a bit rude :cool:

Gerald
10-03-11, 09:25 AM
http://youtu.be/fRmqQJd2ol8

he's a bit rude :cool: :haha:

Egan
10-03-11, 12:45 PM
Oh man, this thread is making me want to book a long weekend in Amsterdam.

Gerald
10-03-11, 01:04 PM
Just after Jim's recommendations, "the Banana Bar" and "watches for peanuts", :O:

Jimbuna
10-03-11, 05:04 PM
Oh man, this thread is making me want to book a long weekend in Amsterdam.

Whatever else you may do...if you purchase a watch whilst there, ensure it's waterproof :03:

Gerald
10-03-11, 05:06 PM
You mean that it will withstand the beer from the "banana bar" :hmmm:

Jimbuna
10-03-11, 05:12 PM
I know where I'd like to stick that banana :stare:

Gerald
10-03-11, 05:13 PM
I know where I'd like to stick that banana :stare: :har:

Jimbuna
10-03-11, 05:15 PM
:DL

Gerald
10-03-11, 08:52 PM
:salute:

gimpy117
10-03-11, 10:01 PM
http://edge.ebaumsworld.com/picture/jakewuz1/DRUGSAREBAD.png

Gerald
10-04-11, 10:24 AM
http://edge.ebaumsworld.com/picture/jakewuz1/DRUGSAREBAD.png :agree:

Egan
10-04-11, 12:48 PM
Whatever else you may do...if you purchase a watch whilst there, ensure it's waterproof :03:

:rotfl2:

I'll avoid the postcards too, I think.

Jimbuna
10-04-11, 12:48 PM
:rotfl2::rotfl2::rotfl2:

jumpy
10-04-11, 01:18 PM
:agree:
I'm more of an 'all things in moderation' kind of guy. :03:

Gerald
10-04-11, 01:23 PM
I'm more of an 'all things in moderation' kind of guy. :03: Honesty is the best, :DL

kraznyi_oktjabr
10-04-11, 01:45 PM
I'm also in side of moderation instead of prohibition with certain restrictions. I just don't see why gov should handle profitable business to organized crime if business will be there no matter what the gov does.

Gerald
10-04-11, 02:03 PM
It smells of smoked herring in here, :haha:

Jimbuna
10-04-11, 02:22 PM
It smells of smoked herring in here, :haha:

:rotfl2:

Tchocky
10-04-11, 02:24 PM
CRISIS IN MAASTRICHT - TUESDAY UPDATE


Crime is the same, practically nonexistent. Traffic remains ridiculous.

Jimbuna
10-04-11, 02:35 PM
CRISIS IN MAASTRICHT - TUESDAY UPDATE


Crime is the same, practically nonexistent. Traffic remains ridiculous.

SINK EM ALL!! http://www.psionguild.org/forums/images/smilies/wolfsmilies/pirate.gif

Gerald
10-04-11, 03:06 PM
We're talking about beans, not submarines here :doh:

Jimbuna
10-04-11, 03:47 PM
I doubt anyone knows what your talking about :har:

Gerald
10-04-11, 03:53 PM
Stick to bananas in the future Jim everything will be fine, instead of the men in white coats coming for you to see, that life consists of another, an banana, aka :har:

MothBalls
10-04-11, 04:30 PM
I doubt anyone knows what your talking about :har:I know. They banned Germans from smoking bananas in Maastricht traffic. See, I've been following this thread.

Gerald
10-04-11, 04:33 PM
Eye witnesses, come forward slowly :O:

Penguin
10-05-11, 05:14 AM
CRISIS IN MAASTRICHT - TUESDAY UPDATE


Crime is the same, practically nonexistent. Traffic remains ridiculous.


Did the price for coffee in Maastricht already went up? :o

Jimbuna
10-05-11, 10:25 AM
Stick to bananas in the future Jim everything will be fine, instead of the men in white coats coming for you to see, that life consists of another, an banana, aka :har:

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_FebFCfbHpfM/R6UfYCyZJnI/AAAAAAAAAG4/Rv3p9pMCFBE/s400/crazy_man_straight_jacket_lg_wht.gif

Gerald
10-06-11, 12:51 PM
http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_FebFCfbHpfM/R6UfYCyZJnI/AAAAAAAAAG4/Rv3p9pMCFBE/s400/crazy_man_straight_jacket_lg_wht.gif :haha: They coming....

Jimbuna
10-06-11, 06:10 PM
:DL

Gerald
10-07-11, 12:23 PM
I would not really, replicate on this track the thread, but then "Banana Bar" has been around as witnesses, should I study and start a study on their "sales",a preliminary investigation has been launched, :hmmm:

MothBalls
10-07-11, 01:18 PM
http://www.bananenbar.nl/images/building.jpghttp://www.chinadaily.com.cn/world/2007-04/02/xin_2304040210121741479978.jpg
http://www.bananenbar.nl/

or

http://www.cambodiabase.com/bananabar/images/BananaBar8in1.jpg
http://www.cambodiabase.com/bananabar/

or
http://www.dailysnapshots.com/daily_snapshots/images/20040902_electric_banana_bar.jpg

???????

Gerald
10-07-11, 01:22 PM
It will delight Jim, memories arrive :DL

Jimbuna
10-07-11, 03:02 PM
Oh yes :rock:

Jimbuna
10-07-11, 03:05 PM
http://www.bananenbar.nl/images/building.jpg
http://www.bananenbar.nl/



In my day it was 40 guilders for 40 minutes iirc :DL

Gerald
10-07-11, 03:55 PM
If only Mrs. Buna knew this what you were doing on the day ...:DL

Jimbuna
10-07-11, 04:06 PM
Behaving mesel having just earned over a thousand pound that week (1990) and looking for some light entertainment :stare:

I'm a good boy I am :smug:

Gerald
10-08-11, 09:43 AM
Behaving mesel having just earned over a thousand pound that week (1990) and looking for some light entertainment :stare:

I'm a good boy I am :smug: Times change, and today looks back with joy over "banana bar" :DL