Rudolf_Pflanz
09-04-11, 05:31 PM
Hi All,
just posted on the ubi forums..
Welcome to SH5 a world of mire and woes...
Good Day to you all,
I rarely complain about a game/simulation and usually tend to just work through the issues as best as I can.
However, not in this case. You have probably heard this all before, but I feel posing may perhaps locate a solution via a member, or perhaps save any potential purchaser from purchasing.
SH5 was released what 2010? 2011? Well its September 2011 now and following the £7 purchase of the game and the 1.5 hours installing and self patching, I assumed that all the “poor reviews” had perhaps been cleaned up by the subsequent patches that have been released....... I thought wrong.
There are a few main issues that I have noticed in my 10-12 hours playing this sim and are listed below as follows:-
1. The manual. What a pile of tosh this is!!! With SH3 (the last owned sub sim) the manual was quite good and clearly explained the TDC and “realistic” firing of torpedoes. In SH5 I am yet to find a chapter that fully details how to launch your torpedoes. I have found 2 such tutorials on the internet, via youtube, however there appears to be ONE major flaw. The flaw is this, whilst I can spot a ship, and whether the blasted thing is moving or in a dock, the information is ALWAYS the same, the ship is moving a 0 kts, and is unknown. ??what?? are you sure? Its bleedin moving to me! But alas, its showing as 0kts, and when I go to the new and improved mini map.. low and behold NO ICONS!! So I have no way to tell where the damn ships are, or an accurate range and direction from the XO so I can draw it myself on the map. “dear XO, you are clearly crap at your job because you are always telling me the range of the enemy ship is 500m.... you dosy tw@t”.
2. The crashes... OH THE CRASHES!!! Where do I start...? perhaps the ark royal... yup, I spent a week shadowing her, she has begun to dock in Portsmouth (no idea how I crept in past the mines and anti sub nets, but I did, and I have lauched 4 torpedoes and sunk her, much to my delight...... what a challenge, ... oh... no... whats this.... THE FREAKING DESKTOP!!! Ok, I thought... save before and after the sinking of the ark royal.... but alas, im still seeing the desktop and realising the final straw, and hence now why I am writing to you. So, what other crashes/bugs have I found.... well I worked past the “cant get onto my boat from the dock bug”, that was solved by a brief google search, and so was the ever increasing CO2 issue, despite the conning lid open and the pumps running.... my crew died from oxygen starvation.... sigh... now I know to save and reload the game. I guess it gives me time to make a coffee. Next bug.... I found Atlantis... yes the legendary city, its off the coast of Cornwall about 10-15 Nm, and has a compete city there!! As of yet uncharted. (im being sarcastic) Somehow I ran aground in the middle of the Atlantic, there was even a dock there too! Sigh.... another bug...I cant be bothered to detail the rest of the odd bugs.. you probably know them all by now.
3. Stupid quotes whilst loading..... “XYZ says something particularly meaningless which I don’t give a monkeys left testicle about and want to wring their bloody neck!!!” GIVE ME BETTER QUOTES, or failing that something useful, such as tips for launching a successful torpedo run... stupid quotes... what did we do to deserve this drivel.
4. Crash dive... oh... what is everyone doing in their bunks? Having a *******ing nap??? ITS A FREAKING CRASH DIVE!!! GET OUT OF YOUR BUNKS AND RUN TO THE BOW OF THE BOAT??? But again.. everyone sits there and does nothing. Dear Mr developer... or Ms, sorry have to be politically correct these days... I digress... my question to you is this... have you never even been to Liverpool... perhaps you could go there to see one of four only U-Boats in the world... perhaps ask questions to the curators there... or failing that go to Ebay and get yourself a copy of the book DAS BOOT... and READ IT... don’t use it as a monitor, or laptop rest. Read it. During a crash dive everything, including the cutlery china ware, food cooking or whatever isn’t tied down moves forward with the boat. OH.... and secondly... I have just slid down the hatch for the crash dive, shut the conning tower hatch, dived, and surfaced, but everyone is still on the bloody conning tower!!!! WHY DID THEY NOT FOLLOW ME DOWN??
There is so much more, but I have given up the will to detail them!
Why is this game so under developed. I work in London in a professional career, if I produce my work to this standard, I wouldn’t have a job. My customers wouldn’t come back to me ever..... as they would consider me a waste of money. There is no excuse for such a lousy product. There are a significant volume of games produced in 2010/2011 that are miles better than this effort.
You should hang your head in shame for this disappointingly preposterous product. You should even wear a badge, daily for the rest of your lives that states that you are a SH5 developer and were instrumental during the development of this programme.
Now, I may have overlooked certain aspects, or perhaps not know how to do certain things..... but alas, again, I wouldn’t be able to find out what to do... without a BLOODY MANUAL!!!! (one that is of some help)...........
Perhaps this is the future of Ubisoft, partially completed games.... such as SH5 and Cliffs of Dover? Perhaps when I buy a copy I can partially complete my payment?
You know who you are.... and I am sorry that I had to write this... but you have to know the truth of the matter that this IS NOT A GOOD PRODUCT... and if you had any remorse you would refund me my £7...
To all other users... If you have any advice as to ways that I may “fix” the aforementioned issues, I invite you to comment and/or recommend ways that remedial action may be performed.
Kind Regards
Hpt. Rudolf Pflanz
........... Well,now I am here as advised by a ubi member.
My main question now is, what do i need to install to make it crash proof, and less buggy, or bugproof.
Through trial and error im getting the hang of torpedos... but I really wantmore control.... whilst im hittingmy targets... I dont understand HOW I am hitting them. The arrow goes green after some random TDC on/off clicking and i fire.. it hits.... but i dont understand how its doing it... the game is on realistic, but its not realistic to have someone else do the calcs.
in addition, i have read some of this forum and it suggests clicking on the underlined speeds, directions, etc but again... alas the gameinstantly crashes.
any ideas?
Kind regards to you all.
S!
just posted on the ubi forums..
Welcome to SH5 a world of mire and woes...
Good Day to you all,
I rarely complain about a game/simulation and usually tend to just work through the issues as best as I can.
However, not in this case. You have probably heard this all before, but I feel posing may perhaps locate a solution via a member, or perhaps save any potential purchaser from purchasing.
SH5 was released what 2010? 2011? Well its September 2011 now and following the £7 purchase of the game and the 1.5 hours installing and self patching, I assumed that all the “poor reviews” had perhaps been cleaned up by the subsequent patches that have been released....... I thought wrong.
There are a few main issues that I have noticed in my 10-12 hours playing this sim and are listed below as follows:-
1. The manual. What a pile of tosh this is!!! With SH3 (the last owned sub sim) the manual was quite good and clearly explained the TDC and “realistic” firing of torpedoes. In SH5 I am yet to find a chapter that fully details how to launch your torpedoes. I have found 2 such tutorials on the internet, via youtube, however there appears to be ONE major flaw. The flaw is this, whilst I can spot a ship, and whether the blasted thing is moving or in a dock, the information is ALWAYS the same, the ship is moving a 0 kts, and is unknown. ??what?? are you sure? Its bleedin moving to me! But alas, its showing as 0kts, and when I go to the new and improved mini map.. low and behold NO ICONS!! So I have no way to tell where the damn ships are, or an accurate range and direction from the XO so I can draw it myself on the map. “dear XO, you are clearly crap at your job because you are always telling me the range of the enemy ship is 500m.... you dosy tw@t”.
2. The crashes... OH THE CRASHES!!! Where do I start...? perhaps the ark royal... yup, I spent a week shadowing her, she has begun to dock in Portsmouth (no idea how I crept in past the mines and anti sub nets, but I did, and I have lauched 4 torpedoes and sunk her, much to my delight...... what a challenge, ... oh... no... whats this.... THE FREAKING DESKTOP!!! Ok, I thought... save before and after the sinking of the ark royal.... but alas, im still seeing the desktop and realising the final straw, and hence now why I am writing to you. So, what other crashes/bugs have I found.... well I worked past the “cant get onto my boat from the dock bug”, that was solved by a brief google search, and so was the ever increasing CO2 issue, despite the conning lid open and the pumps running.... my crew died from oxygen starvation.... sigh... now I know to save and reload the game. I guess it gives me time to make a coffee. Next bug.... I found Atlantis... yes the legendary city, its off the coast of Cornwall about 10-15 Nm, and has a compete city there!! As of yet uncharted. (im being sarcastic) Somehow I ran aground in the middle of the Atlantic, there was even a dock there too! Sigh.... another bug...I cant be bothered to detail the rest of the odd bugs.. you probably know them all by now.
3. Stupid quotes whilst loading..... “XYZ says something particularly meaningless which I don’t give a monkeys left testicle about and want to wring their bloody neck!!!” GIVE ME BETTER QUOTES, or failing that something useful, such as tips for launching a successful torpedo run... stupid quotes... what did we do to deserve this drivel.
4. Crash dive... oh... what is everyone doing in their bunks? Having a *******ing nap??? ITS A FREAKING CRASH DIVE!!! GET OUT OF YOUR BUNKS AND RUN TO THE BOW OF THE BOAT??? But again.. everyone sits there and does nothing. Dear Mr developer... or Ms, sorry have to be politically correct these days... I digress... my question to you is this... have you never even been to Liverpool... perhaps you could go there to see one of four only U-Boats in the world... perhaps ask questions to the curators there... or failing that go to Ebay and get yourself a copy of the book DAS BOOT... and READ IT... don’t use it as a monitor, or laptop rest. Read it. During a crash dive everything, including the cutlery china ware, food cooking or whatever isn’t tied down moves forward with the boat. OH.... and secondly... I have just slid down the hatch for the crash dive, shut the conning tower hatch, dived, and surfaced, but everyone is still on the bloody conning tower!!!! WHY DID THEY NOT FOLLOW ME DOWN??
There is so much more, but I have given up the will to detail them!
Why is this game so under developed. I work in London in a professional career, if I produce my work to this standard, I wouldn’t have a job. My customers wouldn’t come back to me ever..... as they would consider me a waste of money. There is no excuse for such a lousy product. There are a significant volume of games produced in 2010/2011 that are miles better than this effort.
You should hang your head in shame for this disappointingly preposterous product. You should even wear a badge, daily for the rest of your lives that states that you are a SH5 developer and were instrumental during the development of this programme.
Now, I may have overlooked certain aspects, or perhaps not know how to do certain things..... but alas, again, I wouldn’t be able to find out what to do... without a BLOODY MANUAL!!!! (one that is of some help)...........
Perhaps this is the future of Ubisoft, partially completed games.... such as SH5 and Cliffs of Dover? Perhaps when I buy a copy I can partially complete my payment?
You know who you are.... and I am sorry that I had to write this... but you have to know the truth of the matter that this IS NOT A GOOD PRODUCT... and if you had any remorse you would refund me my £7...
To all other users... If you have any advice as to ways that I may “fix” the aforementioned issues, I invite you to comment and/or recommend ways that remedial action may be performed.
Kind Regards
Hpt. Rudolf Pflanz
........... Well,now I am here as advised by a ubi member.
My main question now is, what do i need to install to make it crash proof, and less buggy, or bugproof.
Through trial and error im getting the hang of torpedos... but I really wantmore control.... whilst im hittingmy targets... I dont understand HOW I am hitting them. The arrow goes green after some random TDC on/off clicking and i fire.. it hits.... but i dont understand how its doing it... the game is on realistic, but its not realistic to have someone else do the calcs.
in addition, i have read some of this forum and it suggests clicking on the underlined speeds, directions, etc but again... alas the gameinstantly crashes.
any ideas?
Kind regards to you all.
S!