England Beat India 4-0

[Jimbuna]

England completed the demolition of the Indian team at test cricket today 4-0 to confirm them as no 1 in the world rankings 'officially'

http://www.cricketpulse.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/India-England-test-series-trophy-300x180.png
Photo from first test but who cares :)

http://img337.imageshack.us/img337/692/ecblogo1.jpg

[papa_smurf]

:woot::Kaleun_Party:
And now for a 5-0 whitewash in the ODI series:D.

[FIREWALL]

:woot::woot::woot: Hope there were no riots. Just good ole fashioned Celebrateing. :woot: :()1::()1::()1::woot:

[Jimbuna]

:woot::woot::woot: Hot there were no riots. Just good ole fashioned Celebrateing. :woot: :()1::()1::()1::woot:

http://www.dailynewsinn.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/England-Test-Win-over-India.jpg
http://i.telegraph.co.uk/multimedia/archive/01971/strauss_1971277c.jpg

We even gave this mongrel a job commentating :O:

http://english.samaylive.com/pics/article/shane-warne265_1301728686.jpg

One of the two best spinners in cricket history actually :sunny:

Looks like I'll be wearing my official ECB shirt on Thursday (recent birthday present off my kids) :)

[nikimcbee]

England completed the demolition of the Indian team at test cricket today 4-0 to confirm them as no 1 in the world rankings 'officially'



...now what Jim didn't mention was during this dream (the dream where England ruled the cricket world), Jim was wearing an Indian national cricket uniform, a tutu, swimfins and a snorkel, whilst eating a large curry. Meanwhile, Steed and Mugabe were riding a pink unicorn, taunting Jim's cricket outfit.

[nikimcbee]

http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2388/2307293644_cbc11d84bd.jpg

[Jimbuna]

LOL ya crazy bugga :DL

[Tchocky]

Live from Amritsar :O:

[Skybird]

Okay, since nobody but the English intelligenzia understands the rules of cricket and the tamtam all around it, for us unworthy outsiders: what does 4-0 mean now? Has England won or lost? And when will the bodies be burned this time?

:D

[kiwi_2005]

Bolt down your doors board up your windows and hide your grandmas, the indians are about to rampage!!:o

[BossMark]

Okay, since nobody but the English intelligenzia understands the rules of cricket and the tamtam all around it, for us unworthy outsiders: what does 4-0 mean now? Has England won or lost? And when will the bodies be burned this time?

:D
It means England have one the test series 4-0 and are the best cricket team in the world.
http://www1.skysports.com/cricket/

[Jimbuna]

Has even been covered by Aljazeera

http://english.aljazeera.net/sport/cricket/2011/08/201182214557189652.html

[papa_smurf]

Okay, since nobody but the English intelligenzia understands the rules of cricket and the tamtam all around it, for us unworthy outsiders:

Here you go for those who want to understand the rules of cricket (just dont ask for Duckworth Lewis method);
http://www.dummies.com/how-to/content/cricket-for-dummies-cheat-sheet.html

[Penguin]

Okay, since nobody but the English intelligenzia understands the rules of cricket and the tamtam all around it, for us unworthy outsiders: what does 4-0 mean now? Has England won or lost? And when will the bodies be burned this time?

:D

England took over half of the world to spread this weird sports. When those countries finally, after countless decades, managed to understand the rules, they were given independence.
Today, cricket is played in a global tournament which consists of England and India. The winner is declared world champion.

:O:

[Skybird]

England took over half of the world to spread this weird sports. When those countries finally, after countless decades, managed to understand the rules, they were given independence.
Today, cricket is played in a global tournament which consists of England and India. The winner is declared world champion.

:O:
And the losers get turned into ashes. :)

[Jimbuna]

England took over half of the world to spread this weird sports. When those countries finally, after countless decades, managed to understand the rules, they were given independence.
Today, cricket is played in a global tournament which consists of England and India. The winner is declared world champion.

:O:

And the losers get turned into ashes. :)

Haw haw :)

Even the Dutch play a fair game....beat us before in a limited overs match :damn:

[BossMark]

Even the Dutch play a fair game....beat us before in a limited overs match :damn:
And they beat Yorkshire a few weeks ago as well :wah:

[Jimbuna]

And they beat Yorkshire a few weeks ago as well :wah:

Everyone beats Yorkshire these days :DL

[nikimcbee]

Okay, so I asked my Indian engineer what happened? How could they loose to some second class cricket team?

He told me to go smurf myself, then walked away.:har: (edited for sailor steve:D)


Cricket iz serious buzinezz.
http://scienceblogs.com/neurotopia/serious%20cat.bmp

[nikimcbee]

http://t0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRUc9enK9pfP_NiSHikHugy116Oqdy9C E4S-XxFmY124I5_JtgIDm7N7o4 (https://marikaintegratedproject09.wikispaces.com/file/view/british_flag.jpg)







http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=25zynTTl-sU

[Jimbuna]

Print this picture and take it into work and explain to the Indian you have a mate with a strange looking tattoo on his right arm....ask him if he can help you identify what it is....then quickly run for cover :DL

http://img193.imageshack.us/img193/1416/subsim2008055.jpg (http://imageshack.us/photo/my-images/193/subsim2008055.jpg/)

http://img337.imageshack.us/img337/692/ecblogo1.jpg

[nikimcbee]

Print this picture and take it into work and explain to the Indian you have a mate with a strange looking tattoo on his right arm....ask him if he can help you identify what it is....then quickly run for cover :DL

http://img193.imageshack.us/img193/1416/subsim2008055.jpg (http://imageshack.us/photo/my-images/193/subsim2008055.jpg/)

http://img337.imageshack.us/img337/692/ecblogo1.jpg

Sleeping beauty?

oh, wait.

[Jimbuna]

Now behave yersel....shorty!! http://img3.imageshack.us/img3/1853/angry8ro5.gif

[nikimcbee]

I have razzed my Indian engineer all smurfing day!:har:

I just want to thank the Brit cricket team for providing me some priceless entertainment today.:woot::yeah::har:

If I had a quid for everytime I heard the words "smurf off", I could fly to Newcastle and buy Jim a newcastle.:D:woot:

[nikimcbee]

Crazy idea....
Now If jim were to buy me this hat:
http://img.auctiva.com/imgdata/6/6/1/2/7/4/webimg/436111501_tp.jpg

I'd proudly wear it to work.:salute:

[Jimbuna]

PM me your full/complete (zip etc) physical address :DL

[papa_smurf]

I just want to thank the Brit cricket team

The Scottish and Irish cricket teams (yes they do exist) will not like that.

[nikimcbee]

PM me your full/complete (zip etc) physical address :DL

Done, ckeck PM:D

[Jimbuna]

Done, ckeck PM:D

Sorted :03:

[STEED]

We are top!

Dose this mean we can go.. NAH NAH TO THE REST OF THE WORLD. :haha:

[TarJak]

We are top!

Dose this mean we can go.. NAH NAH TO THE REST OF THE WORLD. :haha:
Absolutely, as we Aussies did for many years. I just hope your reign is short, as cocky poms can be very annoying.:O:

http://www.facebook.com/group.php?gid=131662024516
http://profile.ak.fbcdn.net/hprofile-ak-snc4/71156_131662024516_6028974_n.jpg

[STEED]

Absolutely, as we Aussies did for many years. I just hope your reign is short, as cocky poms can be very annoying.:O:

http://www.facebook.com/group.php?gid=131662024516
http://profile.ak.fbcdn.net/hprofile-ak-snc4/71156_131662024516_6028974_n.jpg

What cheek. :o

[TarJak]

What cheek. :o
You choose.
http://forums.justcommodores.com.au/attachments/pub/45470d1204677466-andrew-symonds-kos-streaker-r229575_915331.jpg
:O:

[Jimbuna]

Absolutely, as we Aussies did for many years. I just hope your reign is short, as cocky poms can be very annoying.:O:

http://www.facebook.com/group.php?gid=131662024516
http://profile.ak.fbcdn.net/hprofile-ak-snc4/71156_131662024516_6028974_n.jpg

LMAO...nice one :DL

We should do likewise regarding Shane Warne :DL

[STEED]

What has he done to himself?

http://wa1.www.3news.co.nz/Portals/0/images/WARNEfacelift.jpg

[Jimbuna]

Apart from a few hair transplants and a few nights with Liz Hurley...nothing much really.

Oh he did do a pretty good job commentating on Sky during the Indian test series slaughter, admitting we were easily the best cricketing nation in the world atm :DL

[TarJak]

Getting himself spruced up for the wedding I guess...:hmmm::har:

He looks like Paul Hogan's surgeon has been given some more work.

[Jimbuna]

LOL :DL

[STEED]

From all round real man to a fem man! :o

Liz has him under the thumb. :03:

[Jimbuna]

Under a pair of bits of the female anatomy that are a great deal larger than a thumb I suspect :03:

[TarJak]

From all round real man to a fem man! :o

Liz has him under the thumb. :03:
Admit it, you would be happy to be under her thumb too.:O:

[STEED]

Under a pair of bits of the female anatomy that are a great deal larger than a thumb I suspect :03:


http://images.dotmaison.com/listing/lsa_hanna_jugs.jpg

[STEED]

Admit it, you would be happy to be under her thumb too.:O:

No thanks. :O::O::haha:

[Jimbuna]

http://images.dotmaison.com/listing/lsa_hanna_jugs.jpg

Aye...summit like that :03:

[TarJak]

http://www.countrysideinfo.co.uk/bird_records/dec04/blue_tits.jpg

[Jimbuna]

Speaking of blue tits :O:

[TarJak]

I agree that Shane is a bit of a tit. Good bowler in his day though.

[BossMark]

I agree that Shane is a bit of a tit. Good bowler in his day though.
Agreed on both accounts, but I would say he is a very big tit :yep:

[STEED]

http://www.countrysideinfo.co.uk/bird_records/dec04/blue_tits.jpg

Nice try. :haha:


Try

http://img37.imageshack.us/img37/5895/greats500.jpg


Great...Damn that word is banned and I'm talking about birds not women's.

Areee you know. :haha:

[STEED]

What's that nickname for bird spotters?

Don't worry It came to me.

Twitchers.