Aliens attack!

[Rockstar]

we are under threat of an alien invasion because of global warming. Oh the horror.

http://www.guardian.co.uk/science/2011/aug/18/aliens-destroy-humanity-protect-civilisations

[TLAM Strike]

"Rising greenhouse emissions may tip off aliens that we are a rapidly expanding threat, warns a report for Nasa"

REALLY!

Greenhouse gasses is what tips them off? Are their not planets naturally abundant with greenhouse gasses (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Venus)?

I'm guessing the massive neutron bursts in space over our planet (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Starfish_Prime) were not the first tip off we mean business?

""Green" aliens might object to the environmental damage humans have caused on Earth and wipe us out to save the planet." And just how will they wipe us out without harming the planet? We'll nuke their little gray asses the moment they land (See: Footfall (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Footfall))! See how they like the environmental damage from THAT!

[Highbury]

Don't get too worked up TLAM it's just the Guardian, not news.

Some of the best ecomentalist twaddle I have come across though :har:

[CaptainHaplo]

Neutron busts????? :hmmm::up:

[Torplexed]

Seems to me that a race of aliens that might possess the ability to roam and exploit the riches of our massive galaxy at will, aren't going to be too worried about resource depletion on some pip squeak planet in a solar system on the outer spiral arm. It'd be roughly akin to the crew of some modern supertanker bothering to notice in passing that some primitive tribe was deforesting their worthless little atoll. Would the executives who run the mega oil conglomerate the crew works for care more? The government officials over them? The stunning scale of the galactic civilization these aliens could be living in makes us pretty insignificant.

[TLAM Strike]

Neutron busts????? :hmmm::up:

I DON'T HAVE TO EXPLAIN NUCLEAR PHYSICS TO ANYONE!! :x





:O:

[Rockstar]

http://lh4.ggpht.com/_4MUf6T4VzPw/TPKsPrTvWSI/AAAAAAAASCI/9FYeztQAZC8/hitchhikers-guide-galaxy-papercraft-001.jpg

[Feuer Frei!]

Why would Aliens bother with us? They've been watching us blow each other up for centuries. It makes for some amusing viewing by their Hubble telescopes, which are 10, 000 times better than ours, zoom factor infinite.

In other news, this just in from my front yard:
http://s3.hubimg.com/u/458714_f260.jpg

[Reece]

Neutron busts????? :hmmm::up:
http://www.dailystab.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/newton-john-ink-it-pink-high-res-red-carpet.jpg
Are you guys razzing me?

[Schöneboom]

http://static02.mediaite.com/geekosystem/uploads/2010/05/kang-kodos-e1274295132156.jpg

"Foolish Humans!! Now you shall pay for your oversized carbon footprints!!"

[Oberon]

We'll just have to attack them first then!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dl5zw6fGjdA

[STEED]

We shall fight them in space...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O9ZAIJo11tg

[Oberon]

Yeah! Damn Chigs!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OBaQFafK3ZU

[TarJak]

In before yubba.:O:

Where will our reptilian overlords strike next?

[Oberon]

http://images.wikia.com/aliens/images/a/a8/Skitter.jpg

Eeny, meeny, miny, mo...

[Jimbuna]

They're already on their way!!

http://www.pollsb.com/photos/o/22278-mars_attacks.jpg

[Diopos]

They're already on their way!!
...


They are already here! Take a closer look to the guys you're voting for president, prime minister, MP etc. They are already here and they are after you !!!

:gulp:

.

[Betonov]

http://www.eons.com/images/members/2008/4/5/1/6/1674047021351301690133_610w.jpeg?1213100970

You're stinking up the gate system !!!

[Oberon]

http://www.classicstargatesg1.com/rr0804jack.jpg

"Oh fer cryin' out loud..."

[Jimbuna]

http://28.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kts1safZgW1qzrlhgo1_r1_500.png

[MH]

we are under threat of an alien invasion because of global warming. Oh the horror.

http://www.guardian.co.uk/science/2011/aug/18/aliens-destroy-humanity-protect-civilisations



This article looks like scientists recreation time brain storming.

"Green" aliens...:hmmm:


http://www.mtg-images.de/hf/7000162-AUFK0034.jpg

[Schöneboom]

http://img546.imageshack.us/img546/9636/ironskyposter.jpg (http://imageshack.us/photo/my-images/546/ironskyposter.jpg/)

[Jimbuna]

http://chan.catiewayne.com/m/src/131298395524.jpg