View Full Version : Do's And Dont's On First Dates (Pictures)
Feuer Frei!
08-11-11, 04:48 AM
I picked out what I thought were the best of them:
http://www.funerbox.com/wp-content/gallery/2date/thumbs/thumbs_date-008.jpg
http://www.funerbox.com/wp-content/gallery/2date/thumbs/thumbs_date-009.jpg
http://www.funerbox.com/wp-content/gallery/2date/thumbs/thumbs_date-005.jpg
http://www.funerbox.com/wp-content/gallery/2date/thumbs/thumbs_date-004.jpg
http://www.funerbox.com/wp-content/gallery/2date/thumbs/thumbs_date-002.jpg
SOURCE (http://www.funerbox.com/do%E2%80%99s-and-don%E2%80%99ts-on-first-date/)
I don't know what that guy in the first "Don't" is doing, in fact I don't think I want to know!!:dead:
Its not called an Endoscope for nothing.:03:
Penguin
08-11-11, 07:34 AM
:har: the family introduction one is great!
Another addition:
Do not tell on the first date that you are a dolphin and the thing with the Red Sea...
heard this from a friend of a relative who met somebody, who said this... :oops:
Lord Justice
08-11-11, 10:18 AM
I find this fascinating as I was on a date on Monday, with a nice young lady. We had lunch it was going well and I took her hand. My charms paid off as we later kissed and played some pool, and have been messaging each other constantly since. We may be meeting up tomorrow. :salute:
Herr-Berbunch
08-11-11, 10:34 AM
Its not called an Endoscope for nothing.:03:
In my head it was colonic irrigation, either way - ewwww!
I find this fascinating as I was on a date on Monday, with a nice young lady. We had lunch it was going well and I took her hand. My charms paid off as we later kissed and played some pool, and have been messaging each other constantly since. We may be meeting up tomorrow. :salute: :woot::woot::woot: Nice one centurian!
Jimbuna
08-11-11, 12:03 PM
I don't know what that guy in the first "Don't" is doing, in fact I don't think I want to know!!:dead:
Its not called an Endoscope for nothing.:03:
LOL :DL
danasan
08-11-11, 12:14 PM
Here is a guide which shows exactly what to do... Edit: some language might be disturbing
(http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ekJ_EJx1RV8&feature=fvwrel)
nikimcbee
08-11-11, 12:30 PM
So the first don't wasn't a beer bong?:o
Sailor Steve
08-11-11, 12:56 PM
I only posted this a few weeks ago, but it seems appropriate for this thread. The first, and still best, essay on this subject.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lih75e6Rb8A
Lord Justice
08-12-11, 01:54 PM
Well I do believe my luck is in for tomorrow, I have to meet for second date. Donna arranged it, then she suggested we go to her female friends house for drinks later. She is 34, between size 6- 8 and 5ft 8, wish me luck gents. :salute:
Anthony W.
08-12-11, 02:18 PM
"The trouble with pilots on first dates is that they go on and on about themselves until finally they say, 'But that's enough about me - lets talk about airplanes!'"
Picked that 1 up from an exhibitor at Oshkosh - and I love it because it's true. In fact, I did that. My first time I had dinner with the parents, I spent 3 hours talking to her father (aircraft mechanic) about aviation.
Jimbuna
08-12-11, 03:03 PM
Well I do believe my luck is in for tomorrow, I have to meet for second date. Donna arranged it, then she suggested we go to her female friends house for drinks later. She is 34, between size 6- 8 and 5ft 8, wish me luck gents. :salute:
Going by those measurements best ensure she eats something before she consumes any alcohol....oh and good luck :salute:
Lord Justice
08-12-11, 07:43 PM
Going by those measurements best ensure she eats something before she consumes any alcohol....oh and good luck :salute:You are correct very slim, but not drug look, just came off line there, its all planned had a rough year as most know, did meet few since through face book, but this ones a diamond. thank you jim. :up:
Sailor Steve
08-12-11, 08:50 PM
Best of luck. Sounds like she might be worth the effort. :sunny:
Feuer Frei!
08-12-11, 09:26 PM
Onwards and upwards, Steven! Best of luck with your newfound love interest. :up:
FIREWALL
08-12-11, 09:31 PM
Lord Justice I'm not going to wish you luck, you don't need it like, the dateless ones here. :haha: Just relax and be yourself.
And. No matter what you hear. Good manners never, and I mean never, go out of style. :yep:
Relax and have fun. :DL
Jimbuna
08-13-11, 03:33 PM
You are correct very slim, but not drug look, just came off line there, its all planned had a rough year as most know, did meet few since through face book, but this ones a diamond. thank you jim. :up:
Then the best of British Matey :sunny:
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