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Feuer Frei!
08-10-11, 06:34 PM
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One had to wonder why in the age of Blue Force Trackers and cell phone-bound GPS units, the anachronistic ouija board stayed around this long on America’s aircraft carriers, but it now looks as if this antique is destined for the dust bin (http://www.military.com/news/article/navy-news/ouija-board-being-phased-out-on-navy-carriers.html).
One of the most low-tech pieces of equipment on one of the Navy’s most high-tech ships is being replaced.
The “Ouija Board,” which has tracked aircraft movement on aircraft carriers since World War II, is being phased out of the sea service in the name of technological development.
It is the simplest of systems aboard nuclear reactor-powered ships. In a room next to the flight deck, with a window overlooking part of it, a handler officer watches over a tabletop model of the carrier. The officer’s assorted crew move models of jets, helicopters and other assets around the model deck to match the movements of the real-life counterparts lumbering just outside.
The Ouija board’s computerized replacement is currently only onboard the USS Dwight D. Eisenhower, where its performance will be evaluated this summer. Plans are to install the new system on all carriers by 2015, according to Marcia Hart-Wise, a spokeswoman with Naval Air Systems Command.
The upgrade will require a handler to track flight deck activity via computer, working with a tri-screen display and a monitor that will be fed data directly from the flight deck, said Bruce Chiodi, who is leading the program for NAVAIR.

The Navy story reports that not all handlers are happy with the high-tech replacement.
“I am not a fan of fixing things that are not broke,” he said in an email. “I am old school, I guess.”
Yeah, and as one of our colleagues pointed out, where’s the Air Boss going to put his coffee?

SOURCE (http://defensetech.org/)

Buddahaid
08-10-11, 07:14 PM
I smell failure....

Osmium Steele
08-10-11, 07:45 PM
I smell failure....

Why? Just pop-rivet a cupholder to a nearby stanchion and the air boss will have a spill proof place for his java. :yeah:

Anthony W.
08-10-11, 08:25 PM
Lets say it DOESN'T work at first... We potentially lose multi million dollar jets.

It's like someone once said, "We are the only species trying to make ourselves obsolete."

Also, "If it ain't broke, don't fix it."

em2nought
08-10-11, 09:26 PM
Sounds like a lot of tax money to replace something cheap that works fine.

TLAM Strike
08-10-11, 10:55 PM
Sounds like a lot of tax money to replace something cheap that works fine.

Its not as cheap as you might think, everyone keeps stealing the little toy planes they use. :haha:

razark
08-10-11, 11:01 PM
Its not as cheap as you might think, everyone keeps stealing the little toy planes they use. :haha:
I would think they'd get them back pretty quick. They just need to look around for the guys making "zoom zoom" noises.

TLAM Strike
08-10-11, 11:02 PM
I would think they'd get them back pretty quick. They just need to look around for the guys making "zoom zoom" noises.

But then every pilot on that tub would end up in the brig on suspicion and nothing would get done. :O:

Rilder
08-11-11, 12:17 AM
*Reads Thread*

So someone hasn't come with a technological replacement for these?

http://img98.imageshack.us/img98/417/englishouijaboard.jpg

Growler
08-11-11, 06:48 AM
I smell failure....

That's just wires burning, but power and electrical systems never fail on ships, so it'll be OK.

/facepalm

kraznyi_oktjabr
08-11-11, 09:13 AM
So there is now one more little thing to fix and maintain? Great. :roll:

Blood_splat
08-11-11, 10:10 AM
It'll be replaced by the Ipad.