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Betonov
08-08-11, 01:06 AM
A little article I found in the New York Times showcasing my country :DL

http://travel.nytimes.com/2011/08/07/travel/in-slovenia-visiting-ljubjana-piran-and-maribor.html?nl=todaysheadlines&emc=tha210

She only made two mistakes

I faced the only pressing decision one faces in Piran: whether to drink Union pivo (beer) or Lasko pivo. I buckled under the pressure and ordered both.

BOTH are piss. You order a local home-brewn beer or a foreign one.

Slovenia (http://travel.nytimes.com/travel/guides/europe/slovenia/overview.html?inline=nyt-geo) has an efficient bus system (veolia-transport.si (http://veolia-transport.si/)) and rail network (slo-zeleznice.si/en (http://slo-zeleznice.si/en)) with multiple daily departures between Ljubljana (http://travel.nytimes.com/travel/guides/europe/slovenia/ljubljana/overview.html?inline=nyt-geo) and Piran, Maribor and Postojna. Most journeys cost less than 20 euros, or $28.20 at $1.41 to the euro.

Between Ljubljana and Piran, maybe. But once you get into the country the buses drive by the calendar, not the time. And the rail network, a nightmare. Frequent trains yes, but always late. And the highest suicide rate in the world means that there's a big chance someone will make you late by jumping in front of you train (had 3 such incidents myself when I was still studying in Ljubljana)

Penguin
08-08-11, 08:39 AM
You order a local home-brewn beer or a foreign one.


I haven't drunk any of the mentioned pivos, so I can't tell how they taste.
But in general, this is the rule in any (foreign) town. Always go for the local, microbrewery stuff. With one exception: When in Cologne DO NOT order the local beer there. It is toxic horsepee! I repeat do not, under any circumstances, never, ever drink a local beer in Cologne. It is a serious health risk, to your body and your mind!

Ok, I admit that I am a little prejudiced, because we have a historic rivalty with them and we brew the better beer...:know:


from the article:

a stout woman with fuchsia hair welcomed me
sorry, did not read any further, as I ran to my car and went off with screeching tires, heading south-east :D

Herr-Berbunch
08-08-11, 08:46 AM
sorry, did not read any further, as I ran to my car and went off with screeching tires, heading south-east :D

Penguin, will you please just head off to Cologne, go to Pascha and buy yourself an hour with a red-headed girl! Then maybe you can move on :yep:

Penguin
08-08-11, 08:51 AM
Penguin, will you please just head off to Cologne, go to Pascha and buy yourself an hour with a red-headed girl! Then maybe you can move on :yep:

lol, everybody knows the Pascha :DL

And I am typing this while currently being in Cologne... :oops:

Betonov
08-08-11, 08:55 AM
Pascha ?? :DL

Please continue :DL

Herr-Berbunch
08-08-11, 09:09 AM
Best I can find is Wikipedia (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pascha_%28brothel%29) :yep:

I wonder what floor Penguin is on? :hmmm:

It's ok, I've found him and his mate...

http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3558/5768820046_182bb597fd.jpg

Penguin
08-08-11, 09:18 AM
I wonder what floor Penguin is on? :hmmm:

7 is my lucky number - though the gingers there have a little darker voices... :88)

However when you drink "beer" from Cologne, you may end up with her
http://www.pascha-nightclub.de/bilder/fotos/innen26.jpg

instead of her:
http://www.pascha-nightclub.de/bilder/fotos/innen92.jpg (http://www.pascha-nightclub.de/bilder/fotos/innen92.jpg)


for further (nsfw) photos, check out the url of the pics ;)

Betonov
08-08-11, 11:27 AM
the way things are going i might end up regular costumer :doh:

danasan
08-08-11, 11:42 AM
Betonov, you have got a lovely little country over there. It is really worth a visit :yeah: