Bernaaaaard! what did I say about fishing?!

[timmy41]

http://www.gruponeva.es/userfiles/funny_world_war2_pics19%5B1%5D.jpg

[Fish In The Water]

That'll make a nice rug in the command room... :D

[Jimbuna]

The crew used/utilised every part of the bear apart from the liver which contains a toxin that is lethal to humans.

[Herr-Berbunch]

Bernards 'crossing the equator' costume got him into big trouble!

[Randomizer]

Unbearable...

[Herr-Berbunch]

Baddum-Ching!

[Jimbuna]

The bear neccesities of life...

[Sailor Steve]

Those puns are just bearly tolerable.

[frau kaleun]

Those puns are just bearly tolerable.

Really? I quite enjoy them. I guess we're just polar opposites.

[sublynx]

Those puns are just bearly tolerable.

Very true! I think I need a bear... sorry, beer (- english pronunciation is not that easy for a foreigner)... after reading all these puns :)

[Brag]

"Something in the water, bearing zero two zero" :D:D:D
Will you have a cold bear?
No, thank you beary much.:dead:

[sublynx]

"Something in the water, bearing zero two zero" :D:D:D
Will you have a cold bear?
No, thank you beary much.:dead:

Oh man, from now on a picture of a dead polar bear will pop up in my thoughts every time the sound man reports a contact... Goddamn... :haha:

[Kaptain Schlag]

This is bearly a pun at all!:haha::haha:

[Sailor Steve]

Really? I quite enjoy them. I guess we're just polar opposites.
Please, don't whitewash the issue.

[Jimbuna]

Please, don't whitewash the issue.

I'll obviously bear that in mind.

[Fubar2Niner]

There will bear no whitewash in the Whitehouse !

Best regards.

Fubar2Niner

[Randomizer]

I suppose the pic was taken in the Bearing Sea...

[Brag]

What is that ship?
I can bearly see it, Herr Kaleun.

[Jimbuna]

Bear every consideration in mind.

[Randomizer]

An animal rights activist might see the photo as confirmation of the importance of the right to arm bears.

[Victor Schutze]

With all your bear / beer stories i lost my bearings...Bearnaaaaard!

[Missing Name]

I suppose they bearied the bones at sea.

[Jimbuna]

The weight of evidence bears heavily in favour of the bear.

[Randomizer]

Those grins would vanish in a hurry should an RN destroyer come bearing down on them...

[Walruss]

if you lot keep this up, I'll kill you with my bear hands.

[SubConscious]

"Everyone lined up to see the Kaleun's bear butt."

[sublynx]

http://img64.imageshack.us/img64/2770/bearnardshark256.png (http://imageshack.us/photo/my-images/64/bearnardshark256.png/)

Bearnard!!!!!!! What the hell do you expect us to do with this shark??? We already have torpedo tubes 1 and 2 filled with polar bear meat we can't possibly eat before we get back to Lorient!

[danasan]

Hai there!

[Victor Schutze]

A shark!? :o Bernard has a huge appetite! How did he do it? :hmmm:

[Brag]

Hai there,I can bearly bear the idea of eating shark with my bear teeth

[Sailor Steve]

The shark meat was tainted. Three men died. We bearied them at sea.

[frau kaleun]

The shark meat was tainted. Three men died. ~FIN~

Fixed. :O:

[Jimbuna]

The shark meat was tainted. Three men died. We bearied them at sea.

So bear that in mind the next time you go fishing.

[Sailor Steve]

Fixed. :O:
From what? Don't you go all mama bear on me. :stare:

[Paul Riley]

Very true! I think I need a bear... sorry, beer (- english pronunciation is not that easy for a foreigner)... after reading all these puns :)

I need a bearium enema after what I drank last night :rotfl2:

[frau kaleun]

From what? Don't you go all mama bear on me. :stare:

Sorry, man. I don't know whatever prompted me to engage in such ursanine behavior.

[Sailor Steve]

:DL

[FIREWALL]

I bearly see the resemblance.

[sublynx]

A shark!? :o Bernard has a huge appetite! How did he do it? :hmmm:

http://img560.imageshack.us/img560/1870/bearnardfishing.png (http://imageshack.us/photo/my-images/560/bearnardfishing.png/)

[Herr-Berbunch]

Shark!

They're gonna need a bigger u-boat.

[Victor Schutze]

http://img560.imageshack.us/img560/1870/bearnardfishing.png (http://imageshack.us/photo/my-images/560/bearnardfishing.png/)

Thank you for this fantastic historic document sublynx!! :yeah:

[sublynx]

Thank you for this fantastic historic document sublynx!! :yeah:

:salute:

I think the polar bear picture is even crazier than Bernard shooting sharks with a submachine gun on the deck of a type IX. The stuff one learns about subs here in the forum ... :O:

[SubConscious]

Shark!

They're gonna need a bigger u-boat.

Now I have "farewell and adieu to you fair Spanish ladies" playing in my head. ;)

[Brag]

Polarbearum ammunition on sale here!

Cheap :D