What Liberals do on the 4th July

[yubba]

1. Makes employees work the weekend while going out of town.
2.Walks around like an atheis on Christmas Day.:doh:
3.Turns neighbors into the police for shooting off fireworks.
4.Celebrates the 4th on Lenins birthday. :woot:or Stalins
5.starts a campaign in sh3 on the 3rd and plays through to the 5th.
You all have a great 4th of July, think I'll fire sh3 up myself and have a ball.
6. Flies U.N. flag in front yard.
7. Steals sparklers from kids.
8. Prays for rain.
9. Reads My Kumpv
10. Posts krotch on facebook.

[krashkart]

http://images.icanhascheezburger.com/completestore/2009/5/27/128879471589496925.jpg

:woot:

[gimpy117]

so funny I forgot to laugh.

[Bakkels]

Better take it easy on the moonshine Yubba...

[mookiemookie]

What is this I don't even

[Anthony W.]

I know somebody who flies the UN flag on July 4th.

They also can't name the last 5 Republican presidents.

I've been reported for fireworks several times.

[frau kaleun]

http://chzmemebase.files.wordpress.com/2011/06/memes-not-today.jpg

[mookiemookie]

Sense. This thread makes none.

http://www.freefunlinks.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/sense-this-picture-makes-none.jpg

[Subnuts]

This is stupid.

[Anthony W.]

This shows that the political balance in GT is overwhelmingly liberal/European.

[Krauter]

http://images.cheezburger.com/completestore/2010/1/29/129092786498235257.jpg

[razark]

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/8/86/Heres_a_bunny_with_waffle.png

[krashkart]

This shows that the political balance in GT is overwhelmingly liberal/European.


I always thought that GT swung more toward gourmet. :hmmm:


http://bacontoday.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/08/steak-taco1.jpg

Pictured: a doubleplus good taco

[AVGWarhawk]

The zoo is awesome! :yep:

[TarJak]

Nom nom nom! Sandviches!:03:

[Takeda Shingen]

This shows that the political balance in GT is overwhelmingly liberal/European.

Unless this is your first day reading GT, you would probably find it obvious that the balance of this forum is right-of-center; at times militantly so. The only thing that this thread shows is the low threshold that the community has for garbage.

[TarJak]

^+1 that and our love for Spam.:D

[krashkart]

http://loscuatroojos.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/11/spamwiches-300x275.jpg

[Growler]

^+1 that and our love for Spam.:D

Spam, garbage... Always been indistinguishable to me, 'cept that garbage is usually easier on the eyes, not to mention the stomach.

So, I'm athiest. I celebrate Christmas with my family as an opportunity to get together, share some good times, and drink nog, independent of their beliefs. I guess this makes me a bad person.

[gimpy117]

Unless this is your first day reading GT, you would probably find it obvious that the balance of this forum is right-of-center; at times militantly so. The only thing that this thread shows is the low threshold that the community has for garbage.

+1

maybe im bias...but i feel this thread shouldn't even be here

[Hottentot]

Bwahahahaa, I'm a socialist Euro Trash! I shall create a horrible, international, liberal conspiracy with other socialist Euro Trashes and begin our world domination from this thread! We shall take away your way of life (tasty) apple pie by apple pie! Fear! Panic! Global chaos! Talking points! Bwahahahaaaaa!

[Betonov]

Instead of complaining about the liberal Europeans, invite them to a 4th of july BBQ

[Aramike]

Unless this is your first day reading GT, you would probably find it obvious that the balance of this forum is right-of-center; at times militantly so. The only thing that this thread shows is the low threshold that the community has for garbage.I've been here for a bit and I tend to see it as pretty centrist all around. There are more members who lean right but when it comes to actual controversy, you tend to get a far more relentless attack from those on the left. In fact, just looking over the last couple of months, "militantly so" seems to apply far more to leftist opinions than any other.

Either way, it's not obvious. But I will stipulate that the original post was clearly a failed attempt at humor.

[Betonov]

What do conservatives do on 4th of July:

-wake up and pray
-pledge allegiance
-polish their gun (their shooting gun, the gun they were born with has whitered and died)
-read the news and rant about the liberal pussy euro trash and the asians buying everything.
-plant american flags on every square foot of their lawn
-read the bible while they wait for the meat to grill
-rant some more
-aim the fireworks at the house of a young liberal fammily that has ONLY ONE flag planted infront of the house
-plan an invasion of Slovenia cause one Slovenian dared to make fun of them (but cant find it on the map, wait, Slovakia, proabibly the same)
-pray and sleep

[Hottentot]

cant find it on the map, wait, Slovakia, proabibly the same)

Have you considered color coding your countries for convenience?

[Osmium Steele]

I've seen Slovenaland on the map, it is purple! :up:

And I never polish my guns, they might reflect ambient light while stalking.

Clean, yes. Polish, never.

[Betonov]

It's easy, just turn right when you reach Berlin

[antikristuseke]

Don't see that country on my map.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WUgqXGu_gTQ

[Betonov]

Molvania :DL WTF ??

[NeonSamurai]

I've been here for a bit and I tend to see it as pretty centrist all around. There are more members who lean right but when it comes to actual controversy, you tend to get a far more relentless attack from those on the left. In fact, just looking over the last couple of months, "militantly so" seems to apply far more to leftist opinions than any other.

Either way, it's not obvious. But I will stipulate that the original post was clearly a failed attempt at humor.

Frankly I think both sides here tend to be equally militant

[Takeda Shingen]

I've been here for a bit and I tend to see it as pretty centrist all around. There are more members who lean right but when it comes to actual controversy, you tend to get a far more relentless attack from those on the left. In fact, just looking over the last couple of months, "militantly so" seems to apply far more to leftist opinions than any other.

Either way, it's not obvious. But I will stipulate that the original post was clearly a failed attempt at humor.

I think that the posting history does indeed make obvious the fact that the militancy is not on the left. Also, the moderating history further validates this fact.

[Tchocky]

Tak, your 5555th post is coming up.

Shame if it was wasted on a thread like this :up:

[Oberon]

http://s3.amazonaws.com/kym-assets/photos/images/original/000/095/074/845029-get_out_of_here_stalker_super.jpg?1295918525

[yubba]

Well I thought it was funny and at the end of the day that's all that matters. I, thought walking around like an atheist on Christmas Day was pretty good for running off the top of my head, I'm sorry if some got offended, if you don't like America and what we stand for I guess you can always leave, it's a free country.

[Oberon]

if you don't like America and what we stand for I guess you can always leave, it's a free country.

No it isn't, it's a communist state run by a muslim terrorist.

[Growler]

Well I thought it was funny and at the end of the day that's all that matters. I, thought walking around like an atheist on Christmas Day was pretty good for running off the top of my head, I'm sorry if some got offended, if you don't like America and what we stand for I guess you can always leave, it's a free country.

Seriously? You're now equating my athiesm with not liking America and what it stands for?

[Tribesman]

Seriously? You're now equating my athiesm with not liking America and what it stands for?
You almost sound as if you expect him to make some sort of sense.

[Betonov]

if you don't like America and what we stand for I guess you can always leave, it's a free country.

I can't leave, really, I just can't

[Oberon]

This is Yubbas vision of the future under Liberal rule:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tfVrgXOwj5U

[TLAM Strike]

No it isn't, it's a communist state run by a muslim terrorist.
I thought this was a terrorist state run by a Muslim fascist?

Wait it's a Muslim state run by a commie fascist right? No that's Brittan.


These things are confusing...

:hmmm:


:O:

[krashkart]

http://filipspagnoli.files.wordpress.com/2008/07/john-hurt-1984-big-brother.jpg

"I am the party"

[yubba]

No No that's not right, I'm the party or I use to be. Sucks gettin olde if I knew I was going to live this long I'd took better care of my self, and with a revolution right around the corner. Might not be able to cut the mustard but I can still lick the jar.

[Madox58]

What do conservatives do on 4th of July:

-aim the fireworks at the house of a young liberal fammily that has ONLY ONE flag planted infront of the house


Hmm.....
:hmmm:

I aim the fireworks at EVERY house around me!
Just because it looks much Cooler then just going 'POP' up in the sky.
Then when the Cops show up?
I play dumb.
:haha:

[antikristuseke]

If you do that you won't really have to play.

[Oberon]

I thought this was a terrorist state run by a Muslim fascist?

Wait it's a Muslim state run by a commie fascist right? No that's Brittan.


These things are confusing...

:hmmm:


:O:

I've lost track myself. Must be about time we reset, eh?

I'll bring the fireworks:

http://media.moddb.com/images/groups/1/3/2492/2007.08.17icbm.JPG

[gimpy117]

another funny obsercation: why is it conservatives always have confederate flags; on their belt, truck, state capitol building etc. but are always ranting about how "un-american" us liberals are? :hmmm:

[yubba]

I thought liberals liked the stars and bars, since they are pretty hip on inslaving us to this national debt, and cares nothing about the consitution. But what do I know it's a free country.

[frau kaleun]

I play dumb.


Really? I just assumed you managed the team. :O:

[mookiemookie]

I thought liberals liked the stars and bars, since they are pretty hip on inslaving us to this national debt, and cares nothing about the consitution. But what do I know it's a free country.

First off, the "stars and bars" is not the "stainless banner." Secondly, the national debt is not the fault of one party or the other, it's both. What do you know indeed.

[yubba]

What I know indeed, I know that I didn't blame a picticular party, I blamed liberals and the last that I knew liberals didn't have a party, that's what I know.

[gimpy117]

I thought liberals liked the stars and bars, since they are pretty hip on inslaving us to this national debt, and cares nothing about the consitution. But what do I know it's a free country.

no, Because it stands for slavery, and for a rebel faction that fought our country. also, I wouldn't ever call myself a patroit when I feel the need to paint somebody else's flag on my things... especially one that fought against The USA.

isn't old glory good enough?

also, liberals have a party, were called the democrats.

[Aramike]

I think that the posting history does indeed make obvious the fact that the militancy is not on the left. Also, the moderating history further validates this fact.I couldn't disagree more.

[Aramike]

Frankly I think both sides here tend to be equally militantThis is probably the reality of the situation. :ping:

[gimpy117]

This is probably the reality of the situation. :ping:

yep, conservatives have people like the Michigan Militia, liberals have armed activist groups.

[yubba]

yep, conservatives have people like the Michigan Militia, liberals have armed activist groups.

I don't fly the stars and bars because I think it is distasteful, I barely fly old glory, and it's, Conservatives have the constitution, liberals have armed activist groups and a couple of million armed illegals thanks to prodject, fast and furious. Oh by the way, Way to go Dallas, I mean gimpy

[Onkel Neal]

This thread has fail all over it, not what we need on the 4th of July. Closing.