Ayman al-Zawahiri appointed as al-Qaeda leader

[Gerald]

Al-Qaeda has appointed Ayman al-Zawahiri as leader following the death of Osama Bin Laden, the organisation's general command says in a statement.

Bin Laden was killed by US forces in Pakistan in early May.

In the statement, al-Qaeda "announces that Sheikh Dr Ayman al-Zawahiri, may God guide him, assumed responsibility as the group's amir [leader]".

It warned it would continue to fight a jihad or holy war against the US and Israel under his direction.

Zawahiri is believed by some experts to have been the "operational brains" behind the 9/11 attacks on the US.

He was Bin Laden's deputy for years and warned just over a week ago that Bin Laden would continue to "terrify" the US from beyond the grave.

For years security analysts have suggested Zawahiri is most likely to be hiding in the Afghan-Pakistan border region.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-middle-east-13788594


Note: 16 June 2011 Last updated at 07:12 GMT

[Tribesman]

But the important questions are missing from that article.
Does the promotion come with a substantial pay rise and what is the benefits package?

[Gerald]

The question you should ask to the clan of Al-Qaeda's Remnants members

[Flaxpants]

Does he get Dental?

[Gerald]

Sure,also pension....

[RedMenace]

I don't like him. He doesn't look nearly as handsome or charming as Osama did. ;)

[Gerald]

No sensible person like Al-Qaeda gang!

[Tribesman]

I don't like him. He doesn't look nearly as handsome or charming as Osama did.
But maybe his fringe benefits will include someone to comb his beard and maybe some subtle make up for photoshoots and death to the unbelievers videos.
After all you don't think Osama was nuturally that charming and handsome do you? He had a dedicated team of beauticians working round the clock to make him look more paletable for the media, there are even allegations that some of his publicity material was airbrushed.

[vienna]

Al-Qaeda has appointed Ayman al-Zawahiri as leader following the death of Osama Bin Laden, the organisation's general command says in a statement.


...or as he's known to Seal Team 6: "Next!"...

[Platapus]

But the important questions are missing from that article.
Does the promotion come with a substantial pay rise and what is the benefits package?


I hope he gets the same retirement plan as UBL.

[Bakkels]

And why exactly would they want to make that public knowledge? :doh:

[MH]

And why exactly would they want to make that public knowledge? :doh:

To keep the spirit high as the sky.... or heaven?

[vienna]

Might the hiring package also include "Prophet-sharing"?...



[Runs for cover...]

[Platapus]

<golf clap>

nice one! :up:

[FIREWALL]

Might the hiring package also include "Prophet-sharing"?...



[Runs for cover...]




<golf clap>

nice one! :up:


:har::rotfl2::rotfl2::rotfl2:

[Jimbuna]

Say what you like about Al-Qaeda, but they've appointed a new manager before Aston Villa...

[TheSatyr]

That does concern me a little,since al-Zawahiri is frankly crazier than bin Laden,but not really unexpected.

[Tribesman]

That does concern me a little,since al-Zawahiri is frankly crazier than bin Laden,but not really unexpected.

But what do you think of al-Zawahiris new role in Birmingham, will he have the ability to bring the team together and keep them in the top flight or will his attitude problem towards Americans cause conflict with the owner?

[vienna]

I think the greater concern is his ability or inability to run on the field in those robes...

[Jimbuna]

I think the greater concern is his ability or inability to run on the field in those robes...

Good crack/himour :03: