Forgive me SUBSIM, for i have sinned.

[Feuer Frei!]

No-one is perfect right? That includes me :O:
Sooo, with that in mind, post your confessions.
Something you did today or recently, or even in the past which you regretted. Or felt bad about.

[antikristuseke]

I woke up and opened a beer, feels good man.

[Feuer Frei!]

I woke up and opened a beer, feels good man.
Ah hell man, that ain't a sin! :O:

[antikristuseke]

I havent had time to do anything else yet, literaly got out of bed 15 minutes ago.

[Sailor Steve]

or even in the past
My list would be longer than you could walk in an hour.

[yubba]

Won't know where to begin

[Reece]

I have plenty of regrets but stuffed if I'm gonna publicize them!:o

[FIREWALL]

I have plenty of regrets but stuffed if I'm gonna publicize them!:o

Just because he's bad doesn't mean WE are. :haha:

[GoldenRivet]

My list would be longer than you could walk in an hour.

Amen brother

[Buddahaid]

I regret regretting reading this. :shucks:

[kiwi_2005]

On my way home today I stopped in McDonald and had 3 big macs, 1 quater pounder, fries, washed down with a coke. I have feelings of guilt eating this junk food but what the hell it tasted good! :D

[MothBalls]

In BF1942 I once played in the sub on the midway map, and liked it.

[Sledgehammer427]

I walked around New York city, and overpaid for a basic commodity. :-?

[Feuer Frei!]

I have plenty of regrets but stuffed if I'm gonna publicize them!:o
My PM Box is always open :O:

[Reece]

My PM Box is always open :O:
As FIREWALL pointed out, I was kidding, I'm actually an Angel in disguise!:yep:

[Jimbuna]

I have plenty of regrets but stuffed if I'm gonna publicize them!:o

Bloody right!!....Mrs Buna occasionally enters the workstation area unnoticed :DL

[Herr-Berbunch]

My confessions of prostitutes, ladyboys, and general nakedness (not all at the same time) are already documented in a previous confessions thread. Any further confessions of mine simply don't compare!

:D

[Feuer Frei!]

My confessions of prostitutes, ladyboys, and general nakedness (not all at the same time) are already documented in a previous confessions thread. Any further confessions of mine simply don't compare!

:D
Now that's what this Confession booth (thread) needs!
More sordid sins :O:

[Reece]

Now that's what this Confession booth (thread) needs!
More sordid sins :O:
If Jim or I confessed Neal would have the thread locked and we would be keelhauled!!:oops::yep:

[Jimbuna]

If Jim or I confessed Neal would have the thread locked and we would be keelhauled!!:oops::yep:

I never kiss and tell :03:

[Herr-Berbunch]

If Jim or I confessed Neal would have the thread locked and we would be keelhauled!!:oops::yep:

Start your own website, subsin.com :D

[Jimbuna]

There once was a religious young woman who went to Confession.
Upon entering the confessional, she said, 'Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned.'

The priest said, 'Confess your sins and be forgiven.'

The young woman said, 'Last night my boyfriend made mad, passionate love to me seven times.'

The priest thought long and hard and then said, 'Squeeze seven Lemons into a glass and then drink the juice.'

The young woman asked, 'Will this cleanse me of my sins?'

The priest said, 'No, but it will wipe that smile off of your Face

[Reece]

:har::yeah:

[Jimbuna]

I was going to change the young woman to a young man named Reece or Jim :03:

[Gerald]

I have plenty of regrets but stuffed if I'm gonna publicize them!:o An impossible act to happen, given your past sins :hmmm:

[Oberon]

In BF1942 I once played in the sub on the midway map, and liked it.

Well, you're not going to be alone in hell. I was quite good with the Jap sub on Midway. I preferred the Jap sub because you could take the scope down to the black mark and make it very hard to spot. Cruise over to where the carrier spawns, get it on the horizon far away from where the Destroyer spawns and open fire. If I had a pound for every time a plane tried to bomb me or strafe me though, not realising that it didn't hurt me!
Pity you never get kill counts for it. :damn:

Anyway, some music:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y7I5UaB7mx4

[Feuer Frei!]

Jim and Reece, the Bad Boys of SUBSIM.

"Bad boys, bad boys, whatcha gonna do, watcha gonna do when they come for you"?

[Jimbuna]

Jim and Reece, the Bad Boys of SUBSIM.

"Bad boys, bad boys, whatcha gonna do, watcha gonna do when they come for you"?

Those first two films were great...we may need some very pale coloured face paint though :hmmm:

[Gerald]

Yet another attempt to avoid the subject, that there are "bad boys" :doh:

[Reece]

Yet another attempt to avoid the subject, that there are "bad boys" :doh:
... and when are you going to confess?:timeout:

[Gerald]

... and when are you going to confess?:timeout: It's in the stars, and that I'm an angel, and we are always forgiven, :03:

[Feuer Frei!]

It's in the stars, and that I'm an angel, and we are always forgiven, :03:
Now Vendor, who's being the bad boy now? :O:
You should know that before being forgiven, you need to confess :smug::yep:
You can't have 1 w/o the other.

[Herr-Berbunch]

Does anyone recall Feuer Frei! confessing anything of worth yet? You can't start a thread and not lead by example! :hmmm:

[Gerald]

Now Vendor, who's being the bad boy now? :O:
You should know that before being forgiven, you need to confess :smug::yep:
You can't have 1 w/o the other. There is a section of the angels, who are in mortal humans .... we do not need to ease our hearts in the same way as you, what can I do, for you,my son :|\\

[KGP]

You should know that before being forgiven, you need to confess

If you confess to things you are going to do, do you get credit?

[nikimcbee]

I never kiss and tell :03:
Now that's not what Tarjak says:haha:.

[Feuer Frei!]

Does anyone recall Feuer Frei! confessing anything of worth yet? You can't start a thread and not lead by example! :hmmm:
Thanks, i thought i'd sneak through this undetected :O:
I confess to having done many things which can be considered sinful:
partaking to enjoying the company of Prostitutes/Escorts, stealing (albeit small things when i was young), cheating at Poker, gambling, errm....

There is a section of the angels, who are in mortal humans .... we do not need to ease our hearts in the same way as you, what can I do, for you,my son :|\\
:salute:

If you confess to things you are going to do, do you get credit?
Credit? You think confession is a shoot 'em-up game where you get credit for killing aliens? :haha:
Time to confess, my son :salute:

[Feuer Frei!]

Hmm, interesting, here is nikimcbee and company, looks like a guilty conscience to me, time to fess up!

http://www.dogsinduds.com/pictures/trouble-makers.jpg

[Raptor1]

What's all this forgiving business? Sinners should obviously be burned at the stake, or shot by a firing squad, or something like that.

Speaking of which, I am obviously perfect and therefore have absolutely no sins to confess about. :yep:

...except using that damned smiley...

[Gerald]

Yes, clearly one, the time to ask for forgiveness, :sign_yeah:

[Feuer Frei!]

What's all this forgiving business? Sinners should obviously be burned at the stake, or shot by a firing squad, or something like that.

Speaking of which, I am obviously perfect and therefore have absolutely no sins to confess about. :yep:

...except using that damned smiley...
So then, what do you prefer? Death by firing squad or burnt at the stake? Any last wishes? :03:

[Gerald]

What's all this forgiving business? Sinners should obviously be burned at the stake, or shot by a firing squad, or something like that.

Speaking of which, I am obviously perfect and therefore have absolutely no sins to confess about. :yep:

...except using that damned smiley... You probably have something you want to say, so ease your heart, and speak freely in the friendly atmosphere that prevails before these walls, :sunny:

[Herr-Berbunch]

I confess to having done many things which can be considered sinful:
partaking to enjoying the company of Prostitutes/Escorts, stealing (albeit small things when i was young), cheating at Poker, gambling, errm....


:doh: Details/photos or it never happened! :smug:

[Gerald]

:doh: Details/photos or it never happened! :smug:You sound like Jim, :huh:

[KGP]

I wonder if the odd puff of the giggle twig is a sin......?
Nah, can't be.
Could it?

[Feuer Frei!]

:doh: Details/photos or it never happened! :smug:
Well, the pictures were confiscated after the brothel got raided, i was too young and didn't have a camera on me at the time of the stealing offenses, at the poker games it was illegal to have cameras or the like, so the evidence may be a little hard to produce. :smug:
However, i am leading by example and being honest in my confessions.

[Gerald]

I freely admit that I posted one or possibly two honest post, here at SubSim too much, it's all currently, :hmm2:

[Raptor1]

So then, what do you prefer? Death by firing squad or burnt at the stake? Any last wishes? :03:

Are you attempting to execute an innocent person? :stare:

[Feuer Frei!]

I freely admit that I posted one or possibly two honest post, here at SubSim too much, it's all currently, :hmm2:
Only 1 or 2 honest ones?
:yeah:

Are you attempting to execute an innocent person? :stare:
Innocent until proven guilty right? Over-use of emoticons/smilies.
"How find you the defendant, on the charge of over-use of smilies?"
Guilty, your honour.
:salute:

[Lord Justice]

I confess to having done many things which can be considered sinful:
Then come about my good man, join me, I am still having a go. ;)

[Feuer Frei!]

Then come about my good man, join me, I am still having a go. ;)
I will gladly join you, my friend :up:
Welcome, haven't seen you in a long time. How are things?
Hope you are well.

[Lord Justice]

I will gladly join you, my friend :up:
Welcome, haven't seen you in a long time. How are things?
Hope you are well.I am fine, thank you friend, and the like to you I should hope. Times are rather bothersome at present, forgive my extended sore leave, I do advise that I am still about, and should be file fit in the next few weeks. :salute:

[nikimcbee]

Hmm, interesting, here is nikimcbee and company, looks like a guilty conscience to me, time to fess up!

http://www.dogsinduds.com/pictures/trouble-makers.jpg

Ahh, the dreaded "Geordie Crabz" I caught them in 42, while on shore leave in the Australia.

[Feuer Frei!]

I am fine, thank you friend, and the like to you I should hope. Times are rather bothersome at present, forgive my extended sore leave, I do advise that I am still about, and should be file fit in the next few weeks. :salute:
Ah, i'm sorry to hear times are not treating you too well.
Chin up, things will get better. Great to see you online again, and i look forward to your quality of posts soon :salute:

[Lord Justice]

Ah, i'm sorry to hear times are not treating you too well.
Chin up, things will get better. Great to see you online again, and i look forward to your quality of posts soon :salute:A gentleman always keeps his chin up! even whilst marching through the patriot snipes, and learning my troll subsim badge was revoked!!! :O::cool:

[Feuer Frei!]

and learning my troll subsim badge was revoked!!! :O::cool:
I'll see what i can do. Pull some strings. Together we can re-instate that badge that you deserve. :yeah:

[joea]

I posted a game thread in the general forum it had to be moved oh forgive me. :wah:

[Rockstar]

Anyway, some music:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y7I5UaB7mx4


PET SHOP BOYS?! You are going to burn in Hell.

[Feuer Frei!]

I posted a game thread in the general forum it had to be moved oh forgive me. :wah:
:haha: :salute:
Promise you'll never do it again.

[Lord Justice]

I'll see what i can do. Pull some strings. Together we can re-instate that badge that you deserve. :yeah:Sir, I cannot entertain that this may be the case, I walk between my lines still at the ready none the less. This soil can be unforgiving, even to the finest, and hardiest. :hmmm:

[Herr-Berbunch]

PET SHOP BOYS?! You are going to burn in Hell.

So glad I didn't click that link :o

[nikimcbee]

PET SHOP BOYS?! You are going to burn in Hell.


I see you and raise you one:

Aussie national anthem:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=52nmHqf-FZY

[Feuer Frei!]

Sir, I cannot entertain that this may be the case, Have faith, for that is what keeps us strong I walk between my lines still at the ready none the less. And that is all that anyone can ever ask of you This soil can be unforgiving, even to the finest, and hardiest. :hmmm:Indeed, so the victory will be even sweeter at the end! :salute:

[Oberon]

Philistines... :O:

[Lord Justice]

Philistines... :O:Oh come now, you are a loyal subject , are you not? know your place man! :cool:

[Oberon]

T'was in reference to the dislike of Pet Shop Boys old chap :salute:

[Betonov]

Me and my (woman) friend had a small trek to the hills today, to a small church up a hill and she started talking about taking her shirt off and I had lustfull thoughts on hallowed ground :oops:

[Lord Justice]

T'was in reference to the dislike of Pet Shop Boys old chap :salute:Fellow or good man would be more appropriate thank you. :DL

[Lord Justice]

Me and my (woman) friend had a small trek to the hills today, Did you find any rascals or militia? :o

[Betonov]

Did you find any rascals or militia? :o

No, just a herd of goats

[Lord Justice]

No, just a herd of goatsDamn them, in the short time I have been in this forum renders it impossible for me, to be so well aquainted with the inner circle of rascals though I am of knowledge to whom they are. ;)

[Betonov]

Rascals and militia, me thinks I'm missing out on something here :hmmm:

[Lord Justice]

Rascals and militia, me thinks I'm missing out on something here :hmmm:Then join my lines friend, the fog of war will soon lift and you shall observe. :rotfl2:

[Betonov]

Then join my lines friend, the fog of war will soon lift and you shall observe. :rotfl2:

Say that with the trailer guy voice and I'll join :DL

[Lord Justice]

Say that with the trailer guy voice and I'll join :DL Sorry, I must confess Iam not familiar with the man, can you elaborate?

[Dowly]

Sorry, I must confess Iam not familiar with the man, can you elaborate?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZJMGS7l0wT8

[Lord Justice]

Oh I see, thank you old friend, sometimes such remarks leaves me unprepaired to speak with precision. I confess myself not pleased @ Betonov I cannot oblige you. Good day.

[Betonov]

The dude actually lived :DL

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Don_LaFontaine

Too bad he died, he created a phenomenon that will last forever

[frau kaleun]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zNeKxSaWJa0

/thread

:D

[Jimbuna]

Ahh, the dreaded "Geordie Crabz" I caught them in 42, while on shore leave in the Australia.

Now that made me look twice :DL

[sidslotm]

Post my sins, is there enough room, oh dear.:cry:

[Jimbuna]

Your current avatar is sin enough :DL

[Reece]

Your current avatar is sin enough :DL
You're not wrong Jim, a picture paints a thousand words!!:yep:

thank you old friendCalling Dowly old is a sin, now confess!:O:

[Jimbuna]

You're not wrong Jim, a picture paints a thousand words!!:yep:

Calling Dowly old is a sin, now confess!:O:

Oh I think he's been called a lot worse in the past :DL

[Lord Justice]

Calling Dowly old is a sin, now confess!:O:His rank, character and capacity, can not but make him an object of your respect and attention. :doh:

[Castout]

No way people are going to confess on the internet. One it is pointless, two I'm not exactly anonymous especially with my blog and political ramblings.
Three because my sins are boring.


I'm sure however that Dowly sig is a sinner.

[Reece]

I'm sure however that Dowly sig is a sinner.
Oh yes I'd love to read Dowly's sins, but then my tender mind may not be able to take it!:oops:

[Jimbuna]

I hear he has a penchant for ladies underwear.

http://i224.photobucket.com/albums/dd320/pasquarade/watchoutpennytheferretsinyourdrawer.gif

[Reece]

I hear he has a penchant for ladies underwear.


You mean ladies full stop!!:yep:

[Herr-Berbunch]

I'm sure however that Dowly sig is a sinner.

I do keep asking him to start his own sig thread. Apart from one the other month that had little or no lady presence whatsoever.

[antikristuseke]

I have had no beer today, working a 24 hour shift, I'm sorry.

[Jimbuna]

Chin up...it's my turn again on Sunday

http://img682.imageshack.us/img682/2884/drunkcob.gif

[Castout]

Oh yes I'd love to read Dowly's sins, but then my tender mind may not be able to take it!:oops:

I don't mean Dowly is a sinner I mean his signature probably made a lot of people to sin :D(it's an attestment to Dowly fine taste in women)

PS: I apologize to Dowly if my previous post was misunderstood and caused him discomfort.

http://ohiok.com/img/yourspacecooment/meredo/hugs/big-hug-for-you.jpg

Any more it will cost you 1.50 each . . . . :O:

[danasan]

Me: Forgive me for thinking of Kate Beckinsale...

That's not a sin >>> Ego te absolvo

Me: Thanks!

[Castout]

--double post--

[Castout]

Me: Forgive me for thinking of Kate Beckinsale...

That's not a sin >>> Ego te absolvo

Me: Thanks!

I was about to write that :haha:

The other thread. Was thinking was she wearing any bra? That looked more like a bed gown than a party dress. :hmmm:

As long as she didn't wear it to make men happy :O: