You are offered $1 Million Dollars, now go forth and invent something!

[Feuer Frei!]

The title says it all Kaleuns.
Be creative, be crazy, be all that you wanted to be! A mad Inventor!
The weirder the better!
How's about the Un -Toaster? A toaster that makes toast into bread?
Or, a Windows OS that isn't crap?

http://www.gifs.net/Animation11/Jobs_and_People/Scientists/Mad_scientist.gif

[kiwi_2005]

A Time Machine. 1 million wouldn't be enough, though in the movie 'Primer' they did it with a few gadgets lying around in the garage. The time machine would have to be able to go into the future not the past. 500 yrs from now what would the world be like? Well you did say be crazy. :DL

[Feuer Frei!]

A Time Machine. 1 million wouldn't be enough, though in the movie 'Primer' they did it with a few gadgets lying around in the garage. The time machine would have to be able to go into the future not the past. 500 yrs from now what would the world be like? Well you did say be crazy. :DL
500 years from now?
Well depends on what you believe in :O:

[flatsixes]

Oreo-flavored onion dip!
Gravity-enhanced elevator!
Wind-powered oscillating fan!
Dolphin-safe fly-casting rod!
Self-leveling pool float!
Hands-free dental drill!
Chew-able wax shoestrings!
Twenty-five hour sloth eliminator!
Spring-loaded knife sharpener!
Hyphen-free compound modifier reducer!
Disposable recycle bins!
Collapsible cupcake trays!
Retractable hair extenders!

More when the check clears.

[Jimbuna]

An engine that ran on water.

(and no, not a steam engine)

[Sailor Steve]

A microwave air conditioner.

[sidslotm]

headache enhancer to help drinkers everywhere, that's gotta sell:yeah:

[BossMark]

headache enhancer to help drinkers everywhere, that's gotta sell:yeah:
Or beer that wont give you a hangover:DL

[Oberon]

http://www.startrek.com/legacy_media/images/200511/mov-008-phoenix-launch/320x240.jpg

:yep:

[Jimbuna]

headache enhancer to help drinkers everywhere, that's gotta sell:yeah:

We'll pool our resources and clean up :up:

[Platapus]

A Time Machine.


A time machine?

Didn't you already invent that next year?

[Bakkels]

Well played... :har:

[Sailor Steve]

Agreed, excellent observation.

Actually I have a friend who went back in time and killed the man who invented the time machine, which is why we don't have it anymore.

[TLAM Strike]

I would invent:

A Time Machine.


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http://www.startrek.com/legacy_media/images/200511/mov-008-phoenix-launch/320x240.jpg

:yep:


...

In other words this:
http://img546.imageshack.us/img546/3186/thetardiswhoohoo.jpg

[CCIP]

I wouldn't need to invent anything since I've helped my (occasional) job at a software startup patent a couple of things already. If I got a million dollars, I would just invest it in stuff we already invented and hire everybody who we wanted to have but still can't afford for our projects :D

[FIREWALL]

Agreed, excellent observation.

Actually I have a friend who went back in time and killed the man who invented the time machine, which is why we don't have it anymore.

I went back in time just before your friend and killed him. And still have Time Machine. :D

[flatsixes]

Flame-resistant wet suit!
Remote control swing set!
Vacuum-packed litter box!
Solar-powered tanning booth!
Water-proof charcoal lighter!
Child-proof retirement plan!
Parallel-Universal Health Care!
Left-handed football!
Mylar-coated dental floss (mint only)
Digitally-enhanced snow globe!
Smokeless chewing gum!
and
Disposable Pre-paid attorneys!

The check still hasn't cleared.

[Jimbuna]

I really wouldn't mind inventing a replicator (as in Star Trek etc.).

[kiwi_2005]

A time machine?

Didn't you already invent that next year?

I can't even think of a good come back to that question. :88) Of to watch reruns of Back to the Future and will get back to ya!