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Gerald
06-05-11, 06:36 AM
Hypnotist Paul McKenna reveals to BBC Radio 5 live's Richard Bacon how he went about hypnotising an ex-girlfriend to like curry.

Richard Bacon can be heard on BBC Radio 5 live from 1400-1600, Monday to Thursday.


http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk_news/8486869.stm
Gerald
06-05-11, 06:37 AM
How about this Jim, :cool:
Jimbuna
06-05-11, 08:01 AM
What do I think....two posts, one minute apart :hmmm:

But regarding the topic...not really newsworthy for here, although it is the GT section I suppose :DL
Egan
06-05-11, 08:59 AM
If he had to hypnotize her to like curry she's not worth keeping, tbh.

I knew a girl who had never eaten curry. She was weird and eventually turned out to be a nut job. I'm not sure how you can grow up in Britain and yet never eat a curry. I'm sure it's treason or something.
Gerald
06-05-11, 09:22 AM
What do I think....two posts, one minute apart :hmmm:

But regarding the topic...not really newsworthy for here, although it is the GT section I suppose :DL You are right my friend, but the word Curry made ,me think of you, :DL
Schroeder
06-05-11, 09:28 AM
You are right my friend but the word Curry made ---8203;---8203;me think of you, :DL
Jim, I would be careful now, he thinks you're spicy.:O:
:D
Feuer Frei!
06-05-11, 09:34 AM
THAI BEEF RED CURRY!
No need for swinging clocks or Martin St. James!
Egan
06-05-11, 10:16 AM
THAI BEEF RED CURRY!
No need for swinging clocks or Martin St. James!

Sorry, Thai curry isn't real curry. It's some sort of fancy dancy liberalist multi-cultural Guardian reading nonsense more at home at a La-de-da world music festival in hyde park where it comes to you served with a glass of chardonnay by some environmental sciences studying scrote with a single dreadlock and a t-shirt with a picture of the planet on it. It's - quite literally - political correctness gone mad!

A REAL curry comes served with a naan bread, a dozen pints of some hideous lager the curry house proprietor got on a special deal from his cousin, and a fight on the way home.

I'll have a haggis pakora to start, and a chilli garlic chicken with pilau rice and a tandoori naan with a bottle of kingfisher. Cheers. Oh, and some popadoms for the table; mango chutney and spiced onions please. what you lot having?

Nah, I'm just messing: Thai curry is OK. But it ain't proper curry is all...:arrgh!:
Feuer Frei!
06-05-11, 10:18 AM
But it ain't proper curry is all...:arrgh!:
Yea, i should have said, all technicalities aside :)
Garion
06-05-11, 10:29 AM
I tucked into a a rather tasty lamb madras, with two garlic naan and veggie pakora, washed down by several snakebites lastnight....:woot:

MMmmmmm Num nums :D

Cheers

Garion
Jimbuna
06-05-11, 10:33 AM
You are right my friend, but the word Curry made ,me think of you, :DL

Yeah...I realise that now :DL
Jimbuna
06-05-11, 10:36 AM
Jim, I would be careful now, he thinks you're spicy.:O:
:D

I'll send Kratos round to satisfy his appetite :DL

BTW he was asking after you on Thursday night :up:

I tucked into a a rather tasty lamb madras, with two garlic naan and veggie pakora, washed down by several snakebites lastnight....:woot:

MMmmmmm Num nums :D

Cheers

Garion

Now yer talking...I had beef madras, basmati rice, popadoms and chips last night :yeah:
Egan
06-05-11, 10:37 AM
I tucked into a a rather tasty lamb madras, with two garlic naan and veggie pakora, washed down by several snakebites lastnight....:woot:

MMmmmmm Num nums :D

Cheers

Garion

Oooh, I haven't had a madras in years!

Pakora....is there anything it can't do? Mmmmmm.
Gerald
06-05-11, 10:54 AM
BUHNA DISHES:

CHICKEN BHUNA £4.60
CHICKEN TIKKA BHUNA £5.20
LAMB BHUNA £4.60
LAMB TIKA BHUNA £5.20
PRAWN BHUNA £4.60
KING PRAWN BHUNA £6.00
VEGETABLE BHUNA £4.60

http://img546.imageshack.us/img546/1429/beefmadras.jpg (http://imageshack.us/photo/my-images/546/beefmadras.jpg/)
Schroeder
06-05-11, 11:11 AM
His name is Buna not Bhuna.:O:
:D
Gerald
06-05-11, 11:13 AM
His name is Buna not Bhuna.:O:
:D Typo, :O:
Jimbuna
06-05-11, 12:50 PM
His name is Buna not Bhuna.:O:
:D

Actually the 'Bhuna' dish is the only one Mrs Buna cooks...I make all the others unless we buy one in :DL
Sailor Steve
06-05-11, 01:04 PM
His name is Buna not Bhuna.:O:
:D
Actually his name isn't Buna at all, but that's another story.
Gerald
06-05-11, 01:09 PM
Actually the 'Bhuna' dish is the only one Mrs Buna cooks...I make all the others unless we buy one in :DL Then what food, NOT completely out of the picture, current Buna's food cooking :DL
Schroeder
06-05-11, 02:00 PM
Actually his name isn't Buna at all, but that's another story.
I know (sort of).;)
Sailor Steve
06-05-11, 02:01 PM
I know (sort of).;)
I know you know, but I had to say it anyway. It's an obsessive/compulsive thing. I'm trying to get better. Honestly.
Schroeder
06-05-11, 02:16 PM
I know you know, but I had to say it anyway. It's an obsessive/compulsive thing. I'm trying to get better. Honestly.
Are you trying to join my profession? (look at sig):DL
Jimbuna
06-05-11, 02:31 PM
Actually his name isn't Buna at all, but that's another story.

Then what food, NOT completely out of the picture, current Buna's food cooking :DL

I know (sort of).;)

I know you know, but I had to say it anyway. It's an obsessive/compulsive thing. I'm trying to get better. Honestly.

Are you trying to join my profession? (look at sig):DL

LOL...the buna bit comes from the word mbuna a Chitonga (Malawi) language used to describe the rock dwelling cichlids that are endemic to Lake Malawi and of which I was once a relatively well known British breeder.

Add Jim to it and you have the name Jimbuna :03:
Sailor Steve
06-05-11, 05:13 PM
JIM! Where's yer sense of mystery? :O:

Are you trying to join my profession? (look at sig):DL
Nope, strictly amateur. That said, I was this way thirty years before you were hatched. :D
Jimbuna
06-05-11, 06:03 PM
JIM! Where's yer sense of mystery? :O:




I guess your right Steve but I'm sure I've posted the explanation on here before....I know Neal has heard the explanation before.
Gerald
06-05-11, 06:44 PM
Not that familiar with, :hmmm:
Jimbuna
06-05-11, 07:23 PM
Then your not reading,,,,but simply posting :|\\
Gerald
06-05-11, 07:30 PM
Then your not reading,,,,but simply posting :|\\ Hey....I have simultaneous, if it tells you something, so I do many things at once, :know:
Jimbuna
06-05-11, 07:50 PM
Hey....I have simultaneous, if it tells you something, so I do many things at once, :know:

#23
Sailor Steve
06-05-11, 08:50 PM
I guess your right Steve but I'm sure I've posted the explanation on here before....I know Neal has heard the explanation before.
Of course I'm not right! But it's so much fun. :O:
Gerald
06-06-11, 02:55 AM
#23 Yes, I now....but it is so easy to understand :DL
Jimbuna
06-06-11, 04:19 AM
Of course I'm not right! But it's so much fun. :O:

:03:

Yes, I now....but it is so easy to understand :DL

:hmmm:




:damn:
Gerald
06-06-11, 04:42 AM
:03:



:hmmm:




:damn: Today, we are extra kind, :sunny:
Jimbuna
06-06-11, 02:04 PM
Pretty sad sitting at the pooter all day on your national day...get out, it is light outside...visit a watering hole and enjoy some time with your countrymen/friends :doh:
Gerald
06-06-11, 02:27 PM
Pretty sad sitting at the pooter all day on your national day...get out, it is light outside...visit a watering hole and enjoy some time with your countrymen/friends :doh: You are there, that I first worked a few hours, and been out in the hot heat, 26 degrees Celsius, and met a wobbly drivers....on the way home :DL
Jimbuna
06-06-11, 03:08 PM
LOL :DL
Gerald
06-06-11, 05:09 PM
:salute:
Jimbuna
06-07-11, 03:33 AM
Precisely!!
Gerald
06-07-11, 05:10 AM
Precisely!! The word rings in my ears, :DL
Jimbuna
06-07-11, 05:22 AM
http://www.hohfife.org.uk/webs/76/images/CASHUHCV.jpg
Gerald
06-07-11, 05:31 AM
http://www.hohfife.org.uk/webs/76/images/CASHUHCV.jpg That remind me, of someone who wants lift :DL
Jimbuna
06-07-11, 11:12 AM
Time for a squirt.
Garion
06-07-11, 12:18 PM
Time for a squirt.


Sigh.... thats how I felt the morning after my Lamb Madras..:rock:

Cheers

Garion
Gerald
06-07-11, 12:22 PM
:haha:
Jimbuna
06-07-11, 02:08 PM
Sigh.... thats how I felt the morning after my Lamb Madras..:rock:

Cheers

Garion

Through the eye of a needle eh? :03:
Betonov
06-07-11, 02:12 PM
Damn, I was in London back in '06, and I never ordered curry :cry:
Jimbuna
06-07-11, 02:40 PM
Damn, I was in London back in '06, and I never ordered curry :cry:

If you were in London in 06 consider yersel fortunate the muggas left you with enough money to order anything :03:
Betonov
06-07-11, 02:44 PM
If you were in London in 06 consider yersel fortunate the muggas left you with enough money to order anything :03:

School excursion, tour guide and everything, only hhad enough time to buy sandwiches at a store and once I went for a burger. But the UK tour is in planning, then I'll stuff myself with curry :D
Jimbuna
06-07-11, 02:53 PM
School excursion, tour guide and everything, only hhad enough time to buy sandwiches at a store and once I went for a burger. But the UK tour is in planning, then I'll stuff myself with curry :D

You enjoy matey :up:
Gerald
06-07-11, 06:06 PM
But even I admit that Curry is good,:|\\
Schöneboom
06-07-11, 11:53 PM
Oi, this curry talk is making me hungry! (Well, maybe not as hungry as Lister.)

http://youtu.be/q3q8Unf5MHU

"Of course! Lager! The only thing that can kill a vindaloo!"
Jimbuna
06-08-11, 11:37 AM
Oi, this curry talk is making me hungry! (Well, maybe not as hungry as Lister.)

http://youtu.be/q3q8Unf5MHU

"Of course! Lager! The only thing that can kill a vindaloo!"

I'll let you into a little tip once given to me by an Indian steward when I was a seagoing engineer.

The best way to dampen down the effects on your mouth from a hot curry isn't beer, lager or water...try biting on a tomato instead :03: