Zhirinovsky Threatens to Destroy the World Using Secret "Tsunami-WMD"

[kiwi_2005]

:haha: Zhirinovsky - A speaker of the house - spills the beans on Georgian TV

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aHfZBQyr2Fs&feature=player_embedded

[Torplexed]

He would have sounded so much hipper if he had threatened to use "Tsunami-Fu."

Must be the same glorious earthquake weapon Hugo Chavez claims the US was aiming at him, but accidentally hit Hati with instead.

[CCIP]

Well now, he's been making these claims for at least 10 years. And last time he also threatened to, ahem, have a platoon of Russian troops "service" Condoleeza Rice. If you know what I mean :doh:

[TLAM Strike]

I just looked him up on Wikipedia...

:nope::nope::nope::nope:

This guy would make a great Bond villain... :haha:

[Torplexed]

This guy would make a great Bond villain... :haha:

"I will cover the earth with liquid hot mag--ma."

http://i235.photobucket.com/albums/ee15/jefe414/dr_evil.jpg

[FIREWALL]

He would have sounded so much hipper if he had threatened to use "Tsunami-Fu."

Must be the same glorious earthquake weapon Hugo Chavez claims the US was aiming at him, but accidentally hit Hati with instead.

Both are fruit cocktail. And should be served in a Nuthouse. :88):doh:

[nikimcbee]

When I was in Moscow, I got to see him in person in the Duma.:haha: We need to do a cultural exchange: Trade pelosi for Zhirinovsky.
If I recall, he wanted to insitute poligamy in Russia to boost the population(?)

Atleast he's entertaining.:D

[Hottentot]

Ah, memories. I spent a short time in the army and remember vividly the lecture where I heard of this guy for the first time. There was this officer who seemed to genuinely believe, that Zhirinovsky is a proof that Russia is going to attack Finland right tomorrow and that everyone in Russian politics is just like him. Or if he didn't believe it, then he should have quit his job in the army and seek new one in a theatre.

I can't remember when I have laughed as much as when I got my first leave and dug up some more information of this man. The memory still makes me chuckle.

[krashkart]

"Elipton"? Does he mean to say that he will spam us with instant tea? :hmmm:

[Betonov]

I would never thought that a tsunami is a quiet method of destruction :doh:

[CCIP]

...and when not making parliamentaries, journalists and other people facepalm, he also moonlights as a rapper:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YCTyFpJLz4s

(the song is basically a hilariously stupid anti-AIDS/safe sex PSA)
:haha::rotfl2::damn:

[papa_smurf]

He sounds a bit like this character towards the end:
http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_v63oTveUEGI/TJqIw5q5YsI/AAAAAAAALNo/cQd7rlF3SQ0/s1600/Pinky_and_the_Brain.jpg

[Betonov]

Gee Zhirinovsky, what do you want to do tonight ??
The same thing we do every night Medvedjev, try and take over the world

[Oberon]

:har::har::har: Aaah, fantastic. Every nation has one. :haha:

[Betonov]

:har::har::har: Aaah, fantastic. Every nation has one. :haha:

We have 2 :D

[Hottentot]

Ours is better than yours :O:

[Betonov]

Ours is better than yours :O:

You have longer nights, more time to take over :O: