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SgtPotato
05-07-11, 07:41 PM
Ladies and Gentlemen...

The next Justin Bieber:

Enter at your own risk (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZpWfAiz1RC0)
(This music video was created by the same music company who made Jessica Black's Friday.)

This is it. The end of the world is coming...

http://i103.photobucket.com/albums/m136/Solo_Wing_Pixy/Reaction%20faces/1296419634644.jpg?t=1304815074
Torplexed
05-07-11, 07:53 PM
Happily, there is probably no quicker road to pop obscurity than being promoted as "the next...."
Blacklight
05-07-11, 08:32 PM
What would happen to the pop music community if they didn't have Autotune ? :nope:
DarkFish
05-07-11, 08:52 PM
What would happen to the pop music community if they didn't have Autotune ? :nope:Well, for starters we wouldn't have jessica black, jenna rose and this clown.

We all know the world's gonna end in 2012, but I never expected the end to start with music:-?
Sledgehammer427
05-07-11, 09:03 PM
Note. Every Ark Music Factory song starts with a fade in and some oooohhhs and yeaaahhhhs.

Ark Music Factory. say what you want about the guy(s) but they must be rolling in money thanks to crap like this.

Ima put my Godsmack back on now.
frau kaleun
05-07-11, 09:13 PM
Having successfuly avoided exposure (so far) to the musical stylings of the last Justin Bieber, I'll take a pass. :dead:

I guess I should say I've avoided it "for the most part" as one of the little ones in my kenpo kids' class was singing something last week and his brother told me it was a Justin Bieber song. Fortunately he stopped after I threatened to revoke his Man Card and take him shoe shopping. :O:
Sailor Steve
05-07-11, 09:34 PM
Am I saving my soul by not clicking on the link?

I think I'll go listen to Derek's new song again, thanks.
FIREWALL
05-07-11, 09:35 PM
What would happen to the pop music community if they didn't have Autotune ? :nope:

How about an Auto-Off :haha:
Rilder
05-07-11, 10:41 PM
Well, for starters we wouldn't have jessica black, jenna rose and this clown.



Do not associate us clowns with this cruddy pop music. :O:
MH
05-07-11, 10:46 PM
Lock up your daughters:D


http://t1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQLHv3LuY74cX9F9EQ6oSEiX8vZd5PYq 913GgVel7UqLmAAaEPO
Fish In The Water
05-08-11, 03:21 AM
Enter at your own risk (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZpWfAiz1RC0)

Thanks for the warning...

After considerable thought, (lasting about a whole millisecond), I too have decided to take a pass. Discretion (they say), is the better part of valor, and so I have decided to exercise courage and seek legitimate entertainment elsewhere. :D
joea
05-08-11, 05:41 AM
What would happen to the pop music community if they didn't have Autotune ? :nope:
They'd find performers who could actually sing? :yep:

Oh well back to listening to Muse, Matthew Bellamy can sing and even more had classical training and it shows. Adele and Mika are two performers I had a listen to last night who have good voices and are pretty recent-not a huge fan of either especially Mika's ummm "flamboyant" style but they have talent. :O:

Also listened to some old Motown stuff with some friends yesterday-Stevie Wonder, the very young Michael Jackson and this duo.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TnkWBmhVj2Y
Feuer Frei!
05-08-11, 09:30 AM
Ladies and Gentlemen...

The next Justin Bieber:

Enter at your own risk (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZpWfAiz1RC0)

Great news. NOT.

P.S. I did not enter.
Blacklight
05-08-11, 04:25 PM
I blame young teen girls for crap like this. Young teen girls are NOTORIOUS for having horrible tastes in music. Thanks to them, we got Kieth Partridge, Lief Garrett, New Kids On The Block, NSYNC, Justin Bieber, etc...:DL
If young teen girls didn't have such horrible musical taste, there wouldn't be a market for this mass produced, cookie cutter, bubble gum sweet, crap.
Task Force
05-08-11, 09:27 PM
Hmm ill take your word for how bad it is potato... (after that atrocity "Friday")

Ya know, we need to take that studios owners, and put them in a high security prison so they cant make this stuff anymore...
Krauter
05-08-11, 09:35 PM
I gave that b**** a penny.

B****es love pennies
:rotfl2:
Growler
05-08-11, 10:12 PM
(after that atrocity "Friday")

As bad asit was, it didn't warrant threats of death to the poor girl. I mean, seriously. Who makes death threats to a fourteen year old girl? I'd argue that's far more dysfunctional than a kid singing about her life at school on Friday.
joea
05-09-11, 03:55 AM
As bad asit was, it didn't warrant threats of death to the poor girl. I mean, seriously. Who makes death threats to a fourteen year old girl? I'd argue that's far more dysfunctional than a kid singing about her life at school on Friday.
Agree 100% In hated that song but felt sorry for the girl.